Flower Moon Jokes

Why aren’t there many jokes about September Full Moon?… Because they are corny.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Corn Full Moon on September 7th, 2025.
What did the farmer say when he saw the Corn Moon?… “It’s the most a-maize-ing time of the year!”
When is the Corn Moon the heaviest?… When it is full.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the September Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when it is the Corn Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Corn Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Corn Moon.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the August Full Moon.
Why did the corn cross the road?… To get to the “ear” of the moon!

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon.
What is the best CD to listen to on the night of the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty!
What is the best song to listen to during the Harvest Moon in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young.
What is a great CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
Why wasn’t the Harvest Moon hungry?… Because it was full!
What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST.
Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you see the Harvest Moon?
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me when is the Harvest Moon?

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best full Strawberry Moon jokes.
What is a scarecrow’s favorite full moon?… The STRAW berry moon.
Music Jokes: What song is the #1 request for the Strawberry Moon?… Strawberry Fields Forever by The Beatles.
Music Jokes: What do you call the Strawberry Moon playing the guitar?… A jam session.
Why did everyone like the Strawberry Moon so much?… Because it was so sweet.
Why did the Strawberry Moon go out with the fig?… Because he couldn’t find a date.
What did the Strawberry Moon say when a viewer said it was a beautiful full moon?… Thank you berry much.
Music Jokes: What song is on the Strawberry Moon playlist?… Strawberry Swing by Coldplay!
What kind of underwear should you wear during a Strawberry Moon?… Fruit of the Moon!
Who scared the Strawberry Moon?… The booberry.

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Buck Moon jokes.
Oh deer… will you miss the Buck Full Moon.
Buck Moon slogan: “Show me the doe!”
The Milwaukee Bucks… the unofficial pro sports team of the Buck Moon.
What NBA jersey should you wear to the Buck Moon?… Giannis Antetokounmpo “The Greek Freak!”
Labor Day Jokes: What is an investor’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
Labor Day Jokes: What is a banker’s favorite full moon?… The “Buck” Moon!
What is on my Bucket List?… To see a Buck Moon rise.
Where did the deer take his family after the Buck Full Moon?… Deery Queen.
What full moon takes no responsibility whatsoever?… The Pass the “Buck” Full Moon.
Buck Moon piercing special… A “buck” an ear.
What is the favorite full moon of the Tampa Bay Bucaneers?… The Buck Moon.

Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta see the Sturgeon Full Moon on August 9, 2025.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the name of the August Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when it is the Sturgeon Full Moon?
Doctor Jokes: Do you think a surgeon likes the Sturgeon Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe explain to me the meaning of Sturgeon Full Moon?
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the month of the Sturgeon Moon.
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta know the name of the August Full Moon.
“Hope you catch a good view of the Sturgeon Moon tonight. It’s a real catch!”
Why did the sturgeon moon cross the pond?… To get to the other tide!
Why did the sturgeon moon cross the lake?… To get to the other tide!

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