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  • Nebraska Jokes

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    1. I would tell you a joke about Nebraska… But it’s too corny. If you like dry humor though, I have a good one about Arizona! 
    2. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best [state] jokes.
    3. What did [state] see?… Same thing Arkansas.
    4. What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
    5. Did you hear about the power outage at the [state] University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
    6. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
    7. Why do [state]golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
    8. Why do [state] golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
    9. Why do [state] love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great [state] is.
    10. Did you hear the joke about [state] Mountains?… You won’t get over it. 
    11. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The [state] Turnpike! 
    12. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of [state]?
    13. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of [state]?
    14. What is the tallest building in [state]?… [state] Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
    15. Why did [state]disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
    16. Where do [state] fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the [state river] River.
    17. Why is “The Wave” banned in [state] Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
    18. Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
    19. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
    20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [state]?
    21. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [state]?
    22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from [state]?
    23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from [state]?
    24. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from [state]?
    25. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from [state]?
    26. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from [state]?
    27. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from [state]?
    28. What do you call a dishonest cat at the Roger Williams Zoo?… Lion.
    29. The art teacher in Massachusetts always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
    30. Why do [state] students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
    31. The chemistry teacher in [state] had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
    32. The biology class in [state] was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
    33. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from [state]?
    34. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from [state]?
    35. Why do folks in [state] go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
    36. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 [state] jokes?
    37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 [state] jokes?