101 Camping Jokes

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1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best camping jokes.
2. I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day but I couldn’t find any.
3. Fall Jokes: Why does Humpty Dumpty like camping in autumn?… Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
4. Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)!
5. Hiking Jokes: Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.”
6. How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
7. The famous detective Sherlock Holmes and his best friend and partner Dr. Watson decide to take a break from their latest crime-solving efforts and go camping. After setting up camp and settling down into their sleeping bags, they drift off to sleep. Sometime later, Sherlock asks: “Watson, are you awake?” “Yes,” he says. “Look up at the stars and tell me: What can you deduce from them?” Sherlock asks. Watson thinks for some time before responding: “While someone may be able to number them, the stars are, for all intents and purposes, countless. Given the sheer number of them, it is reasonable to assume that some are suns circled by planets, some of which may be very like our own. There is a chance, however small, that there is life on at least one of those, meaning that we are not alone in the universe.” Holmes sighs: “Watson, you dolt. Someone’s taken our tent!”
8. Why did the robot go on camping?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
9. Why don’t mummies go on camping?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind! 
10. Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a March! 
11. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience camping during the summer. 
12. What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks!
13. The seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. 
14. If you’re in the woods, how can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?… By its bark.
15. Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. 
16. Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on the camping trip, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”
17. Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas! 
18. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands!
19. At camping site, what did the lake say to the sailboat?… Nothing it just waved. 
20. Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his camping trip?… Because he already had a trunk! 
21. Where do goldfish go camping?… Around the globe! 
22. What do cows wear camping in Hawaii?… Moo Moo’s. 
23. Where do cows go camping?… Moo York. 
24. Where do eggs go camping?… New Yolk City! 
25. First dog: Where do fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! 
26. Where did Tarzan go camping?… Hollywood and Vine.
27. Why did the campfire get invited to all the parties?… Because it always brings the heat!
28. What do you call a bear with no teeth?… A gummy bear!
29. Why did the tent break up with the camper?… It found someone more supportive!
30. What does a campfire eat for dinner?… Firewood!
31. Why did the squirrel take a nap?… It was too tired from all the nutty adventures!
32. How do trees access the internet?… They log in!
33. Why did the marshmallow go to school?… To get a little “toasty” knowledge!
34. What’s a camper’s favorite type of music?… Anything with a good “camp” beat!
35. Why don’t mountains get lost?… Because they always peak at the map!
36. What did the lake say to the camper?… “Water you doing tonight?”
37. Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse going camping.
38. Where do ants go camping?… Frants 
39. Camping Pun: I told my tent a secret, but it couldn’t keep it—it’s too open!
40. Camping Pun: Camping is intense, but it’s also very “tent-sational!”
41. Camping Pun: I’m reading a book on anti-gravity while camping—it’s impossible to put down!
42. Camping Pun: The campfire was a bit too bright, so I told it to “turn down the flame!”
43. Camping Pun: I’m trying to start a camping club, but it’s hard to get everyone on the same “page!”
44. Camping Pun: I lost my camping gear—now I’m just “tents” out of luck!
45. Camping Pun: Camping skills are “pitch-perfect” for any adventure!
46. Camping Pun: I can’t believe I got stranded in the woods!
47. Camping Pun: Talk about a real “tree-ble” situation!
48. Camping Pun: When you’re camping, you always have to “branch” out and try new things!
49. Camping Pun: I wanted to make a camping pun, but I couldn’t find the right “camp-tent!”
50. Which letter is the coolest?… Iced t.
51. What’s the best day to go to the camping at the beach?… SUN day!
52. Where does a canoe go when it’s sick?… To the DOCK! 
53. What did the bread do when it went camping?… It loafed around.
54. A Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles.
55. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! 
56. A dad coming back to his campsite for sunscreen while the rest of his family plays at the lake notices a van pulling up into a neighboring empty site. As soon as the engine dies, the doors fly open and four children of varying ages burst out and fly into a frenzy of activity. Their parents follow quickly behind them, with the mom and dad unloading gear as the kids rake the area, set up the tent, and arrange the fire pit. Amazed at their efficiency, the dad with the sunscreen walks over and watches for a moment more before commenting to his fellow father, “I’ve never seen a family work so well together—or so fast.” “Yeah,” the other dad says while unrolling a sleeping bag. “We live a few hours away, and our policy is that nobody gets to go to the bathroom after the drive until the camp us set up.”
57. Camper #1 was on one side of the river. Camper #2 was on the other side of the river. Camper #1 yells to Campert #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Camper #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!”
58. What do #math #teachers use to light a #campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks.
59. A dog goes into a #camping store & buys a #tent. The cashier says, “You don’t see a dog in here buying a tent very often.” The dog says, “At these prices, I’m not surprised.”
60. Where do #goldfish go #camping?… Around the globe!
61. What does a #hotdog go #camping in?… A Wiener-Bago!
62. The #guitar of the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes excellent kindling!
63. How do #campfires access the internet at #summercamp?… They log in.
64. “You can’t run through a campsite. You can only ran…because it’s past #tents.”
65. Did you hear about the #kidnapping in the woods?… It’s okay. He woke up.
66. Where do #cows go #camping?… Moo York.
67. First dog: Where do #fleas go camping? Second dog: Search me! 
68. If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?… Pretty big hands.
69. A bear walks into a restaurant and says, “I’d like a#water ……………. and some of those peanuts.” The server says says, “Sure, but why the big paws?” 
70. What’s another name for a #sleeping bag?… A nap sack.
71. Where do #eggs go camping?… New Yolk City! 
72. If you ever get cold while #camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while. They’re normally around 90 degrees.
73. Two hikers making their way through bear country come around a corner to spot their worst fear: a grizzly. Without pausing a fraction of a second, one of the hikers takes off running, prompting the bear to charge. Forced into action, the second hiker turns and sprints after the first. “What were you thinking?” he shouts. “You’re not supposed to run in a situation like this. You can’t outrun a bear!” “I don’t have to outrun the bear,” his friend shouts back over his shoulder. “I just have to outrun you.”
74. Why are people who go #camping on #April 1 always tired?… Because they just finished a 31 day #March!
75. How do you keep your #sleeping bag from getting stretched out?… Don’t sleep too long in it!
76. An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a #fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too…
77. 3 campers were walking in the woods & came upon tracks. The 1st one said, “Look, it’s #deer tracks.” The 2nd one said, “No, it’s wolf tracks.” and before the third one could answer, they got hit by a #train.
78. Why did the camp ranger quit his job?… Because it was always in #tents!
79. It only costs $5 to get into our local aquarium, as long as you’re camping, or dressed as a dolphin, So, to all in tents and #porpoises, it’s free!
80. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable #summer #camping experience.
81. After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.”
82. Where did the sheep go to camping?… The Baa-hamas! 
83. After 12 years of carrying #books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in #backpacking.
84. Boy scout #1 was on one side of the river. Boy scout #2 was on the other side of the river. Boy scout #1 yells to Boy scout #2, “How do you get to the other side?” Boy scout #2 yells back, “You are on the other side!”
85. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about camping?
86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good camping knock-knock joke?
87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good camping knock knock jokes?
88. Teacher: Where did your sister go camping? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.
89. Sitting at a #campfire: Son: Dad, are bugs good to eat? Dad: That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner… After dinner Dad: Now, son, what did you want to ask me? Son: Oh, nothing. There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.
90. A #Summer book never written: “Camping is So Inexpensive” by Seymour Foreles.
91. I wasn’t sure about camping but a guy roped me into It.
92. A husband and wife were driving through the mountains and started arguing about the pronunciation of the town.  At the lunch counter, the husband asked: “Could you settle an argument for us? Would you please slowly pronounce where we are?” She leaned & said, “Burrr-gerrr Kiiing.”
93. Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the lake’s bottom.
94. Why did the robot go on camping?… He needed to recharge his batteries.
95. How do trees get on the internet?… They log in.
96. Why don’t mummies go on camping?… They’re afraid to relax and unwind!
97. Why do #trees have so many friends?… They branch out.
98. What did the beaver say to the tree?… “It’s been nice gnawing you!”
99. What is a tree’s favorite drink?… Root beer.
100. What did the pine trees wear to the lake?… Swimming trunks!
101. The Cape Cod seaside camping trip was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back.