World Geography Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best World Geography jokes.
  2. Why did Cleopatra think she didn’t need a psychiatrist?… Because she was the Queen of Denial. (Psychology Jokes & Archaeology Jokes)
  3. Archaeologists discover that Rome was in fact built in a day… Slackers everywhere suddenly feel a massive obligation to be more productive. (Archaeology Jokes)
  4. What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!” (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  5. Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?… He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history. I’m sending olive my thoughts and prayers to his family. How sad that he ran out of thyme, here today gone tomato, we cannoli do so much. I never sausage a tragedy. (Cemetery Jokes)
  6. My grandparents bought a new China set. They asked me what I thought of it… I said it was fine.
  7. What’s wrong with Soviet agriculture?… Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter. (Farming Jokes)
  8. What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Columbus Day Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  9. How does King Tut’s secretary answer his calls?… “He can’t talk right now, he’s all wrapped up.” (World Geography Jokes & Secretary Jokes)
  10. What’s closer, France or the Moon?… The Moon, obviously! You can’t see France from here! (Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes) 
  11. What do you call a dodgy neighborhood in Italy?.. A Spaghetto. (Spaghetti Jokes)
  12. I told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway… Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath. (Wreath Jokes)
  13. In the French Navy, it’s considered unlucky to have the number 5 in a ship’s name… Because all of the ships with that number in their name… cinq. (Navy Jokes & Bastille Day Jokes)
  14. Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the side of their boats?… So when they come back to port they can… Scandinavian. (Navy Jokes)
  15. Where does the Roman stop eating his watermelon?… At the Rhine. (Watermelon Jokes)
  16. Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Meatball Jokes)
  17. What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?… Roman noodles. (Ides of March Jokes)
  18. How are cheerleaders like pharoahs?… They like pyramids! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  19. I was once served a grilled cheese sandwich in Switzerland and it was too hot to eat and I injured myself… I had to go to the Bern ward… (Doctor Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  21. Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Shark Jokes)
  22. Why did Barbie smell like fish?… Because Australians like throwing shrimp on her. (Fishing Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  23. What do you call an Australian looking after his grill?… A barbie sitter. (Barbie Jokes)
  24. What do you call Indiana Jones in a Scandinavian river?… Harrison Fjord. (Geography Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  25. As the virus crisis rages on in Italy, many Italians are considering reverting back to monarchy… It should be quite easy, seeing as they already have a coronation.
  26. Finland just closed its borders. You know what that means… No one will be crossing the finish line.
  27. How do students in the Middle East bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?… They Dubai. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  28. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?… Kenya name the country with great marathon runners?
  29. Did you hear about the man that won the marathon?… He was Russian.
  30. What do you call three Russians skiing down a small hill?… A Triple Low Ski. (Skiing Jokes)
  31. March Madness 2023: Did you know the Netherlands set a viewing record for watching the Final Four in 2023… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (World Geography Jokes & California Jokes)
  32. Ski Pun: I’d like to ski across the whole white world. (Ski Puns)
  33. Did you know many people in the Netherlands follow March Madness… Their favorite team is San Diego State coached by Brian “Dutch” er. (March Madness Jokes)
  34. When I went to France to learn how to ski… I even needed Alp getting on the chairlift. (Bastille Day Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  35. What do you call someone who is fluent in 3 languages and marginally conversant in 4th?… Pi-Lingual.
  36. Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece. (Pizza Jokes)
  37. How did the French man feel on Tuesday?… Mardi. (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  38. What do you call spheres of beef with a teensy amount of sugar?… Sweet-ish meatballs. (Meatball Jokes)
  39. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows. (World Geography Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  40. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes)
  41. Where’s the first place the shark visited in Europe?… Finland.
  42. October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Why was Leif Erikson so bad at basketball?… He was always traveling. (World Geography Jokes)
  43. October 10th Columbus Day Jokes: Why was Christopher Columbus awful at basketball?… He was always traveled. (World Geography Jokes)
  44. If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (Canada Jokes)
  45. Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (4th of July Jokes)
  46. 4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (4th of July Jokes)
  47. What did the Russian government do when it was announced that they needed to replace their spies?… They Gru new ones. (Minion Jokes)
  48. What do you call a bee explorer?… Christopher Colum-buzz. (World Geography Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
  49. Where do bees go on holiday?… Sting apore and Bee – jing! (Bee Jokes)
  50. Americans tend to think us Aussies are all dumb… But at least we get our weather information from meteorologists and not groundhogs. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  51. What’s big and purple and lies next to Ireland?… Grape Britain.
  52. The French cheese factory was affected by an earthquake… Only de brie was left. (Cheese Jokes / Bastille Day Jokes / World Geography Jokes / (Earthquake Jokes)
  53. Similarities and differences between the Canadian and Chinese constitution… Both have freedom of speech but only one has freedom after speech. (Constitution Jokes)
  54. Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants. (Elephant Jokes)
  55. Where do you get ice cream sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
  56. Where do sheep go for summer vacation?… The Baa-hamas. (World Geography Jokes)
  57. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Canada Day Jokes)
  58. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out.
  59. Did you hear about the Italian man who pasta way?… Now he’s a pizza history! (Pasta Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
  60. Court Hearing in Helsinki The judge questions the culprit: “Where have you been in the night of the 4th November to 11th February?” (Police Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  61. Why don’t Macedonians like pizza?… Too much Greece.
  62. In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day… they surrender their love to each other! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes & Flower Jokes)
  63. It’s always so easy to get a rise out of my mother’s French sister… She’s a croissant. (Croissant Jokes)
  64. What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
  65. A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas… These are the pie rates of the Caribbean. (Pie Jokes & Apple Pie Jokes)
  66. Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (Penguin Jokes)
  67. Johnson’s plan for Brexit in January leaked:… He’ll be on vacation in France. (Travel Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  68. The weather in London is crazy right now. It’s the middle of January, but it feels like the end of May. (May Jokes)
  69. Where do Russians get their milk?… From Mos-cows! (Milk Jokes)
  70. What do you call someone who refuses to accept that they’re swimming in an African river?… In de Nile. (Psychology Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
  71. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Canada Day?
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Canada Day knock-knock joke?
  73. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Canada Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  74. Lucy, Linus, and Charlie Brown are assigned a history project. Each person was assigned a country to report on. “Wow!” Lucy said. “I got Italy!” “Interesting” exclaimed Linus. “I got Germany.” With dismay, Charlie Brown said, “I got Iraq.” (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  75. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?… Aunt Artica! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  76. How did the two rival Christmas trees get along?… They signed a peace tree-ty. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  77. My friend and I visited Canada for the first time…We went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out. (Hockey Jokes)
  78. Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  79. Where were hamburgers 1st made?… Greece. (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
  80. I don’t get why we have to know when the fall of Berlin was obviously Berlin has fall every year September to December. (Fall Jokes)
  81. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes)
  82. I was in Germany at Octoberfest and they asked me how many beers I wanted… I said nine, but they didn’t bring me any. (Election Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  83. What’s Austrian and took over France?… Croissants!
  84. What was the dentist doing in Panama?… Looking for the Root Canal! (Dentist Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  85. Where does a burger go on vacation?… The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley! (Hamburger Jokes / Hiking Jokes/ Travel Guest Blogs)
  86. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  87. Hope you have a Mexcellent Cinco de Mayo! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  88. What country does candy come from?… Sweeten! (Candy Jokes)
  89. What’s a middle school teacher’s favorite nation?… Expla-nation. (Middle School Jokes)
  90. Why do Canadians always beat Germans at hockey?… Canadians bring their ‘eh’ game; Germans bring their wurst. (World Geography Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  91. September really puts a spring in one’s step in the Southern Hemisphere… But for the North, they really take the fall. (Fall Jokes)
  92. Where did the sheep go on vacation?… The Baa-hamas! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  93. A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was: “Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” The survey was a huge failure. In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant. In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant. In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant. In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant. In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant. In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant. And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant. (Election Jokes)
  94. The 2020 election results are in! Oh sorry, this is just for us Russians. (Election Jokes)
  95. What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  96. What summer vacation destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  97. Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (Sandwich Jokes)
  98. Who is the most famous French ant?… Napoleant! (Ant Jokes)
  99. Where do you find chili beans?… At the north pole! (Christmas Jokes)
  100. What do you call an egg that goes on safari?… An eggs-plorer! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  101. What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?… Summer! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes)
  102. Italy got Hungary, Ate Turkey, Slipped on Greece, Broke China, Went shopping in Iceland, Got eaten by Wales!
  103. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?… When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week. (Labor Day Jokes)
  104. In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  105. I took a road trip with my German buddy and when I accidentally dropped my hot dog out the window he swung the car around to go back and get it… That’s when the whole trip really took a turn for the wurst. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  106. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like?… MadaNASCAR! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
  107. What do polar bears eat for lunch?… Ice berg-ers! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  108. Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (Donut Jokes for Kids)
  109. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids)
  110. The date is January 31, 1990, and the Soviet Union has opened its first McDonalds… A KGB agent walks up to order and says, “One vodka, please.” The woman at the register looks and says, “Comrade, this is a McDonalds. We don’t serve vodka.” The KGB agent looks surprised and says, “Excuse my mistake, comrade. One McVodka, please.” (January Jokes & Fast Food Jokes)
  111. Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (Christmas Jokes)
  112. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. (World Geography Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  113. What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?… “I’m Prada you son.” (Graduation Jokes)
  114. Why are the trees planted so close together in Paris?… So the Germans could march in the shade. (March Jokes)
  115. Where did Avogadro send his CARE packages?… Moleasia! (Mole Day Jokes)
  116. For Sale Maine: You can spit on Canada from here. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  117. What area did Avogadro explore?… The South Mole! (Mole Day Jokes)

  1. What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?… A stamp.
  2. What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time & World Geography Jokes)
  3. How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?… With his Discover card! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
  4. What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees.
  5. “Old geographers never die, they just become legends.” (Top Social Studies Jokes)
  6. Why was longitude boiling mad?… Because it was 360 degrees.
  7. What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  8. Which state does the most laundry?… Washington. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  9. Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)
  10. Why are maps like fish?…. Both have scales.
  11. Why do senior military officials like small scale maps?… Because they have been GENERAL-ized.
  12. What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  13. “Geologists aren’t perfect, they have their faults.”
  14. Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  15. Teacher: “It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography. What’s your excuse?” Student: “Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So, I decided to wait until it settles down!” (Top Teacher Jokes)
  16. Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?… He was interrupted.
  17. How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?… Because they’re all graduated.
  18. How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Top Teacher Jokes)
  19. Why didn’t the map grids go to the popular dance club?… Because they were all squares. (Top Geometry Jokes)
  20. What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?… “I lava you” (Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes)
  21. China’s national anthem is titled ‘March of the Volunteers’ But most people are forced to sing it. (Music Jokes)
  22. What did the ground say to the earthquake?… Hey, you crack me up!
  23. Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk?… Moscow! (World Geography Jokes)
  24. Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  25. Why did the dot go to college?… Because it wanted to be a graduated symbol. 
  26. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… A river!
  27. What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  28. Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  29. “Geologists don’t dislike classical music, they just prefer rock.” (Great Twitter Accounts for Music Teachers!& Liberal Arts Music Education Rocks!)
  30. What city always cheats at exams?… Peking. (World Geography Jokes)Where does the president send his dirty clothes
  31. Where do you find an ocean without water?… On a map!
  32. What place is mentioned in this joke?… The Red Sea. (World Geography Jokes)
  33. Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… Washington.
  34. What other place is mentioned in this joke?… The Black Sea. (World Geography Jokes)
  35. What is the tallest building in the world?… The library of course, it has the most stories!
  36. What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  37. What is the spiciest country?… Chile! (Chili) (World Geography Jokes)
  38. Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys. (Florida Teachers are Great Tutors! & Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  39. What tower cannot eat anything?… The I Full Tower (Eiffel) (World Geography Jokes)
  40. What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?… A dozen compass roses. (Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  41. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
    What is a nautical chart’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  42. Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?… Because it is always negative.
  43. Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?… The North and South Poles. (Top Winter Jokes)
  44. Why didn’t true north date magnetic north?… She didn’t like his bearing.
  45. Why did the cartographer put the projection in a hangar?… It was a plane projection.
  46. Which is the biggest rope in the world?… Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
  47. “Old geographers never die, they just lose their bearings.”
  48. What map element plays in the band?… The symbols (cymbals).
  49. Did you hear about the map that was mugged?… It was rolled by the map librarian.
  50. What’s the capital of Washington?… W. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  51. What do you call a city without mini apples?… Mini-apple-less. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  52. What did the sea say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  53. What is the biggest pan in the world ?… Japan! (World Geography Jokes)
  54. Why can fish measure distances so well?… Because they have their own scales.
  55. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Arctic circle?… Moose. (World Geography Jokes)
  56. Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?… ‘Cause of too much noise!
  57. What projection do birds use to track their migration?… A robins-son (Robinson) projection.
  58. What kind of map plays CD’s?… A stereo map.
  59. What is a penguin’s favorite aunt?… Aunt Arctica! (World Geography Jokes)
  60. Why don’t cartography librarians wear high heels?… They prefer map flats.
  61. “Old geologists never die, they just petrify.”
  62. “Old geologists never die, they just get stoned.”
  63. What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses.
  64. What is the highest road?… The Highway.
  65. Which has the higher IQ, latitude or longitude?… Longitude; it’s got 360 degrees!
  66. What do penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps. (Top Winter Jokes)
  67. What rocks do young geologists play with?… Marbles.
  68. Why weren’t there any parallels on the map?… Because the cartographer didn’t have any latitude in his map design.
  69. What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  70. Why was the map gesturing wildly?… It was an animated map.
  71. Where do fish keep their money?… In riverbanks.
  72. Why did the equator win the MVP (most valuable parallel) award at the Latitude Super Bowl?… Because it was a great circle. (Top Sports Jokes)
  73. What did Delaware?… New Jersey. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  74. What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  75. What is the fastest country in the world?… Russia. (Top Sports Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  76. What kind of maps do spiders make?… Web-based maps.
  77. What do you call the little rivers that flow into the Nile?… Juveniles (World Geography Jokes)
  78. What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?… AARRRGHentina! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  79. What is the tidiest element on a map?… The neatline.
  80. What’s big, white, furry and always points North?… A Polar Bearing. (World Geography Jokes)
  81. What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece. (Christmas Jokes)
  82. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)
  83. What do an astrologist and a cartographer have in common?… They both specialize in projections. (Top Winter Jokes)
  84. Why does the Bogie Man know all the map symbols?… Because he’s a legend. (101 Halloween Jokes)
  85. Teacher: So where did you go for your holiday last year? Student: Spain Teacher: A cheap place like the Costa Brava? Student: No, very expensive, Costa Fortune! (Top Teacher Jokes)
  86. What kind of projection do 3 out of 4 ear, nose, and throat specialists prefer?… A sinus-oidal map projection.
  87. What is the biggest mark in the world?… Denmark. (World Geography Jokes)
  88. Why were the rocks excited to go to the birthday bash?… They knew they’d have a SMASHING good time.
  89. What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?… A cow-tographer!
  90. What goes thousands of miles and never moves?… A highway!
  91. What is the most polite building in the world?… The leaning tower of Please-a
  92. What did the sea say to the river?… Nothing it just waved
  93. Why didn’t the map have any meridians?…. It was a map of a parallel universe.
  94. Why did the cartographer put a band-aid on the map?… Because it had a bleeding edge.
  95. What projection is used to map the distribution of chocolate lovers?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection.
  96. What do you call a map showing the heights of leafy-stemmed perennial herbs measured in centimeters?…. A daisy metric map.
  97. What’s in the middle of the ocean?… Letter E!
  98. What do Clint Eastwood and a map key have in common?… Both are legends.
  99. What kind of contours can see in the dark?…. Illuminated contours.
  100. Which state can you serve at a restaurant?… Mini Soda (Minnesota) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  101. What do you get when you cross a cowboy with a mapmaker?… A cow-tographer.
  102. Why can’t you ever play a board game in the jungle?… There’s always gonna be a cheetah!
  103. What is the coldest country in the world?… Chile! (World Geography Jokes)
  104. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: India. Teacher: Which part? What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
  105. Where do you dance in California?… San Frandisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  106. Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  107. Italy got Hungary. Ate Turkey. Slipped on Greece. Went shopping in Iceland. And then got eaten by Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  108. Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  109. Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
  110. What city has lots of sand?… Sand Francisco! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  111. What’s in the middle of Paris?… The letter R! 
  112. If we put a yellow rock in the Red Sea what will happen?… It will become wet!
  113. What is in the middle of India?… The letter ‘D’!
  114. What did the Indian ocean say to the Pacific ocean?… Nothing, it just waved.
  115. What country in Europe satisfies Hungary?… Turkey! (World Geography Jokes)
  116. Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
  117. What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  118. What is the smallest state?… Mini-Sota (Minnesota)! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  119. Why was the Egyptian boy worried?…. Because his daddy became a mummy!
  120. What is the cleanest state?… Washington! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  121. What is in the centre of America?… The letter “R”. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  122. What is the sweatiest country?… Iran! (World Geography Jokes)
  123. Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  124. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  125. What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  126. Why is North Korea evil?… Because it has no Seoul! (World Geography Jokes)
  127. Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see! (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  128. Teacher: What is the shape of the earth? Student: Square! Teacher: Why? Student: Because, my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world! (World Geography Jokes)
  129. If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (World Geography Jokes)
  130. What runs but never goes out of breath?… A river!
  131. If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?… It will become WET! (World Geography Jokes)
  132. Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda) (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  133. Where were cheeseburgers 1st made?… Greece. (Cheeseburger Jokes & Top Geography Jokes)
  134. What’s a marching bands favorite Germanic Tribe?… The Saxons. (March Jokes & Music Jokes)
  135. Did you know North Korea’s military marches to the left?… They have no rights.
  136. China’s national anthem is titled ‘March of the Volunteers’ But most people are forced to sing it. (World Geography Jokes & Music Jokes)

Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Yukon Yukon who?… Yukon never get bored of geography jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica… Jamaica who?… Jamaica her do that, or was it her own decision? (World Geography Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Genoa Genoa who?… Genoa, cos I’ve never seen her before in my life. (World Geography Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Medina… Medina who?… Medina’s on the table so I’ve got to go. (World Geography Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Norway… Norway who? …Norway am I telling you any more knock, knock jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nile… Nile who?… Nile down and I’ll tell you. (World Geography Jokes)
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Oman… Oman who?… Oman, these jokes are bad! (World Geography Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kenya… Kenya who?…. Kenya think of anything that’s more fun than geography or geography jokes? (World Geography Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Marge and Tina… Marge and Tina who?… “Don’t cry for me, Marge and Tina” ( The song from Evita)
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canada… Canada who?…. Can Ada come and play please mum? (World Geography Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Waterfall… Waterfall who? Water fall I am not to like geography.
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Wiltshire… Wiltshire who? Wiltshire sit down and I’ll tell you.
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Korea… Korea who? Nothing beats a korea as a geographer. (World Geography Jokes)
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there? Francis Francis who? France is a country in Europe. (World Geography Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ammonia… Ammonia who? Ammonia beginner but I love geography already.
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Amsterdam…. Amsterdam who?… Amsterdam tired of all these geography jokes. (World Geography Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?…. Wendy…. Wendy who?… Wendy river bends we call it a meander.
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Bucharest… Bucharest who?… Bucharest at my hotel, you’ll not regret it. (World Geography Jokes)
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Nicosia… Nicosia who?… Clothing for sale. Buy your socks and Nicosia.
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Jamaica…. Jamaica who?… Jamaica me crazy with all these BAD geography jokes! (World Geography Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tank… Tank who?…. Tank you for teaching me geography these geography jokes!
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hawaii… Hawaii who?… I’m fine, Hawaii you? (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska later, right now I’m busy. (Top 10 U.S. States Jokes)
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Ivan… Ivan who?… Ivan awful headache after reading all these jokes on the geographical jokes!

PG-13 (3)

  1. What nationality are you on the way to the bathroom?… Russian (World Geography Jokes)
  2. What nationality are you while you are in the bathroom?… European (World Geography Jokes)
  3. What nationality are you while you when you leave the bathroom?… Finnish (World Geography Jokes)