Winter Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best winter jokes.
  2. How can you farm during the winter?… Use a snow plow. (Farming Jokes)
  3. What happens when winter arrives?… Autumn Leaves. (Fall Jokes)
  4. So far, Humpty Dumpty is having a terrible winter… It’s a shame because he had such a great fall! (Fall Jokes)
  5. There are two seasons in Canada – winter and July. Hence the celebrations on July 1st. (Canada Jokes)
  6. Canadian Seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Road Construction. (Canada Jokes)
  7. My favorite part of winter is watching it on TV from Hawaii. (Hawaii Jokes)
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about State?
  9. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good State knock-knock joke?
  10. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  11. Where did the luge racer take his girlfriend?… The snow ball. (Luge Jokes)
  12. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  13. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy, who?… Icy a January snow storm coming! (Winter Jokes)
  14. Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?… The Winternet. (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  15. What can you catch in January with your eyes closed?… A cold. (Winter Jokes)
  16. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in January?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  17. What is the most competitive season?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
  18. Finally my winter fat is gone… Now I have spring rolls. (Spring Jokes)
  19. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  20. It was so cold today… a Democrat had his hands in his own pockets! (Election Jokes)
  21. How do you prevent a Summer cold?… Catch it in the Winter! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
    What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Halloween Jokes)
    What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet!
    How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Bike Jokes)
    How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
    What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Answer: Brrrr- itos. (Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  22. Where do you find Google in January?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  23. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  24. Where do you find Google in December?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  25. Where do you find Google in February?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  26. Where do you find Google in March?… In the winternet. (Computer Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  27. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  28. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  29. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in December?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  30. What can you catch in December with your eyes closed?… A cold. (Winter Jokes)
  31. What can you catch in February with your eyes closed?… A cold. (Winter Jokes)
  32. What can you catch in March with your eyes closed?… A cold. (Winter Jokes)