Cinco de Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo Jokes for Kids

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Holiday Jokes for Kids

Burrito Jokes for Kids

  1. What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
  2. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  3. Why can’t you trust burritos to keep a secret?… They tend to spill the beans.
  4. What does a depressed tortilla say?… I don’t wanna taco ’bout it.
  5. Have you heard the joke about the tortilla?… It was corny.
  6. Did you see this week’s forecast?… Yep, cold today, hot tamale.
  7. How do tacos say grace?… Lettuce pray.
  8. Where are the best burritos served?… In the gulp of Mexico. (World Geography Jokes)
  9. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out?… A macho nacho.
  10. What do penguins like to eat?… Brrrrrrrrritos.
  11. When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
  12. What do call a cat in a blanket?… A purrrrito.
  13. Why did the man climb onto the roof of Mexican restaurant?… Because the manager said the burrito is on the house.
  14. What is the favorite food of the North Pole?… Brrrr- itos. (Winter Jokes)
  15. Why did the burrito blush?… Because it saw the salad dressing!
  16. What does a nosy pepper do?… Gets jalapeño business.
  17. What Tex-Mex food is good at math?… Inch-iladas. (Pi Day Jokes)
  18. What do you call a cynical cow?… Sour cream.
  19. What do you call a dangerous burrito?… Gangster wrap.

PG-13

  1. What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?… Tear gas.
  2. “After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham and rye.” – Professional golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez (Top Golf Jokes)
  3. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?… He had locomotives.
  4. Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff?… When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, ‘Tequila! Tequila!’
  5. What kind of cans are there in Mexico?… Mexicans.

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