State Jokes

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  1. Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
  2. Alaska Jokes: What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  3. Arkansas Jokes: Which state has the most pirates?… Arrrrrrrkansas. (Pirate Jokes)
  4. California Jokes: What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Visit a U.S. National Park / Work as a Park Ranger)
  5. Colorado Jokes: What did the puny rock say to the big muscle rock?… I wish I were boulder!
  6. Delaware Jokes: What did Delaware?… A New Jersey.
  7. Florida Jokes: Why is it easy to get into Florida?… Because there are so many keys.
  8. Georgia Jokes: What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  9. Hawaii Jokes: Why did Cali phone ya (California)?… She called to say Hawhi ya (Hawaii) (Volcano Jokes)
  10. Idaho Jokes: If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  11. Illinois Jokes: What is the loudest state in America?… Ill – i – NOISE!
  12. Louisiana Jokes: What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  13. Maine Jokes: What happened when a Maine fisherman was late to work?… She lobster job. (Lobster Jokes)
  14. Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land!
  15. Massachusetts Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes & Top Massachusetts Jokes)
  16. Michigan Jokes: What do you call someone from Detroit who talks a lot?… A Motor City mouth!
  17. Minnesota Jokes: Which state has the smallest drink?… Minnesota (Mini-soda)

Mississippi Teacher Unions

  1. What has four eyes but can’t see?… Mississippi!
  2. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Mississippi River!
  3. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Mississippi River!
  4. Who did Mississippi get married too?… Mr Sippi!
  5. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  6. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  7. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  8. Where do fish keep their money?… In Mississippi River banks.
  9. Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?… It has four eyes and can’t even see!
  10. Why is the state Mississippi so odd?… Because it has four I’s but can’t see!
  11. Teacher: How do you spell Mississippi? Student: The state or the river?

Nevada Teacher Unions

  1. Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Sports Jokes)

New Jersey Teacher Unions

  1. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  2. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  3. What did Delaware?… A New Jersey. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tut
  4. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  5. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey

New York

  1. Where do New York City kids learn their multiplication tables?… Times Square.
  2. Where do eggs go on summer vacation?… New Yolk City!

New Hampshire Teacher Unions

  1. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  2. What sort of pudding roams wild in the New Hampshire?… Moose.
  3. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  4. What do you get when you cross a White Mountains mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector. (Top Math Jokes of All-Time)

North Carolina Teacher Unions

  1. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  2. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!

Ohio Teacher Unions

  1. What is round at each end and high in the middle?… Ohio. (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)

Oregon Teacher Unions

  1. What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  2. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!

Pennsylvania Teacher Unions

  1. Where do all the pencils come from?… Pennsylvania. (Pennsylvania Teachers are Great Tutors!)

Tennessee Teacher Unions

  1. What did Tennessee?… The same thing Arkansas.

South Carolina Teacher Unions

  1. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  2. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!

Texas Teacher Unions

  1. What is the nautical chart of the Gulf of Mexico’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  2. What did the Gulf of Mexico say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!

Utah Unions

  1. Where does Florida come before Utah?… The dictionary!

Virginia Teacher Unions

  1. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (U.S. Teachers are Great Tutors!)
  2. What is the nautical chart of the Atlantic Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve.(Top Baseball Jokes)
  3. What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!

Washington Teacher Unions

  1. Which state does the most laundry?… Washington.
  2. What is the nautical chart of the Pacific Ocean’s best pitch?… The depth curve. (Top Baseball Jokes)
  3. What is the cleanest state?… Washington!
  4. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the shore?… Nothing, it just waved!
  5. What’s the capital of Washington?… W.

Washington D.C. Teacher Unions

  1. Which state does the most laundry?… Washington.
  2. Where does the president send his dirty clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.!

Wisconsin Teacher Unions

  1. What U.S. state is best at producing cheese?… Swiss-consin!

Wyoming Jokes (Top Wyoming High Schools & Colleges)

  1. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Snake River!
  2. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Snake River!
  3. Where do Wyoming fish keep their money?… In The Snake River banks.