Spiderman Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Spiderman jokes.
  2. Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben. (Homecoming Jokes)
  3. What is Spider-Man’s favorite brand of Rice?… Uncle Ben’s.
  4. Why did grandma call grandpa Spiderman?… Because, she said, “That boy finds it difficult to get out of the bathtub.”
  5. If Wonder Woman and Spiderman went into business together… Would they call it Amazon Web Services? (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. What is a Spiderman’s favorite part of the joke?… The “punch” line! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
  7. Why did Spider-Man borrow Uncle Ben’s car?… To take it out for a spin. (Car Jokes)
  8. What outdoor sport does Spider-Man like?… Fly fishing. (Fishing Jokes for Kids)
  9. Spiderman began using firearms a few days ago… Everyone told him that it’s not a good idea but he is sticking to his guns.
  10. What month does Spider-Man hate?…Ock-tober! (October Jokes)
  11. Why is Spider-Man such a good baseball player?… He knows how to catch flies. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  12. Where did the Spider Man find his prom date?… On the World Wide Web. (Prom Jokes)
  13. Why did the Spiderman take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spider Jokes / Computer Jokes / Surfing Jokes / (Swimming Jokes)
  14. I can’t believe AntMan and Spider-Man are in civil war… That really bugs me. (Civil War Jokes)
  15. I’m waiting for Spider-Man to come to the party… He said he’s swing by soon. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  16. What is Spiderman’s favorite exercise?… spin class.
  17. What was Spider Man’s major in college?… Web Design. (College Jokes)
  18. Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months on his calendar?… Because he lost May. (May Jokes)
  19. What does Spiderman wear when it gets cold out?… A Peter Parka.
  20. You guys heard about this new Spiderman restaurant? Don’t bother bringing cash… All the orders are web only.
  21. What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?… “Don’t bug me.” (Wonder Women Jokes)
  22. What Marvel Superhero is the best at HTML?… Spiderman. (Computer Jokes)
  23. What do you get when you cross Spiderman with a flatbread?… Pita Parker. (Bread Jokes)
  24. What is Spiderman’s favorite online music app?… Spot-a-fly. (365 Music Jokes)
  25. What is Spiderman’s favorite type of music?… Swing. (365 Music Jokes)
  26. What does Spiderman use when he wants to be stealthy?… The Dark Web. (Computer Jokes)
  27. Do you know what Spiderman would name his dog?… Peter barker. (Dog Jokes)
  28. Where did Black Widow and Spider-Man first meet?… On the web! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  29. What is Spider-Man’s favorite month?… Web-ruary. (February Jokes)
  30. Did you know Spiderman teaches a college course?… Web Design.
  31. What is a Spiderman’s favorite drink?… Fruit punch!
  32. What does Peter Parker call LEGO Spiderman?… His alter-LEGO!
  33. What is Spider-Man’s favorite day of the week?… Flyday.
  34. What do Spider-Man and Metallica have in common?… Both have had an experience of entering Sandman.
  35. Why is Spider Man so good at comebacks?… Because with great power comes great response ability.
  36. Spiderman became a vigilante Meanwhile… Aunt May became a vigil auntie.
  37. Why did Spider-Man get embarrassed?… His fly was down.
  38. What does Spider-Man do after he gets hurt?… He checks Web MD.
  39. What did Doc Ock do at the bank?… Commit armed robbery!
  40. Where’s Spiderman’s home page?… On the world wide web. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  41. Why’d the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test?… He’s an excellent parallel Parker.
  42. Dad: “Son, do you know why Spider-Man is so good with his quips?” Son: “Why dad?” Dad: “Because with great power comes great response ability.” (Dad Jokes)
  43. Who gets travel sick when he tries to destroy New York?…The Green Goblin! (New York Jokes)
  44. Why did Spider-Man get an accountant?… To calculate his net income.
  45. What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel Universe?… A Spin-Off.
  46. What do you call a Spiderman villain who eats a lot?… Green Gobblin’.
  47. I’ve just had Spider-Man on the phone… He’s got himself into a bit of a sticky situation again.
  48. Spider-Man has a tough time finding a significant other… he was super clingy.
  49. Spider Man gets a job in the CIA. What does the officer tell him?… Spy-there-man.
  50. What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with an ear of corn?… Cobwebs. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  51. How is Spider-Man like a toy top?… He’s always spinning.
  52. What is Spider-Man’s favorite food?… French flies.
  53. How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes?… The world wide web. (Super Heroes Jokes)
  54. What’s a Spider-Man tongue twister?… Peter Parker picked a peck of pickled peppers.
  55. Guess which Avenger paid the least taxes this year?… Spider Man, because his entire income was net income.
  56. Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?… He’s super clingy.
  57. What is Spidermans favorite road?… Peter parkway.
  58. When you are as fast and as experienced a skier as me, the snow conditions can really make a difference… I always say with great powder comes great responsibility. (Snow Jokes & Spiderman Jokes)
  59. What disorder will Spider Man get as he ages?… Peter Parkinsons.
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Spiderman?
  62. Why should you NEVER get into an insult fight with Spiderman?… Because with great power comes great response ability.
  63. Why did Spider Man open a retirement account?… He wanted to turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.
  64. What did Iron Man say to Spider Man?… Don’t bug me. (Superhero Jokes)
  65. What is Spider-Man’s favorite TV show?… A web series.
  66. Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (October Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  67. What job did Spider Man apply for on Indeed?… Web developer. (Computer Jokes)
  68. How did Dr. Otto Octavius present his new project?… Energetically!
  69. Do you know why Spiderman is ambidextrous?… Because he swings both ways.
  70. I tried to call Spider Man… but he was busy browsing in the web!
  71. Why does Spider-Man only drink Kool-aid?… Because with grape powder comes great responsibility.
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Spiderman knock-knock joke?
  73. Why is Superman stupid?… Because he wears his underwear over his pants. (Superman Jokes)
  74. Why was Aunt May worried about Spider-Man?… He was spending too much time on the web!
  75. Why doesn’t Spider Man like to talk to Bruce Wayne?… Because he has bat breath. (Batman Jokes)
  76. What is Spider-Man’s favorite Disney movie?… Peter Pan. (Disney Jokes)
  77. What did Spiderman say when he worked at MacDonalds?… With minimum wage comes minimum responsibility.
  78. What would you call Spiderman if he was Dinosaur man instead?… Jurassic Parker. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Spiderman knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  80. What is Doc Ock’s favorite month?… Ock-tober. (October Jokes)
  81. Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with Uncle Ben?… He spent too much time on the web. (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  82. What is Spider-Man’s favorite type of TV show?… A spin-off.
  83. Why does Spiderman hate driving with his evil twin?… Because he’s a bad parallel Parker.
  84. What is Spider-Man’s favorite type of movie?… A spin-off.
  85. Why are Spiderman stickers the stickiest?… They don’t peel so good.
  86. What baseball position does Spider-Man like most?… The outfield because he catches the most flies. (Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  87. What do you call Spiderman with 4 legs?… Half a spider, man.
  88. How did Spider-Man learn how to make his spider-suit?… The World Wide Web. (Computer Jokes for Kids)
  89. Why is Spider-Man afraid to go out after dinner?… He’s afraid of krypto-night. (Superman Jokes)
  90. What does Spider-Man put in his drink?… Just ice.
  91. Where did Spider-Man get his powers from?… The World Wide Web.
  92. Why is Spiderman the most stupid superhero of them all?… Because he wears his underwear over his head.
  93. What did Doc Ock drive to the bank?… An “arm” ored car! (Biology Jokes)
  94. Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?… Because they heard he’s a web developer.
  95. A spider bite created Spiderman. What would a dog’s bite create?… Doberman.
  96. What does Spiderman do when he’s not fighting crime?… Web Development.
  97. Anyone can learn to climb a wall like Spiderman… you just need to stick to it.
  98. Spiderman loved my new car so much… that he asked if he could take it for a spin.
  99. What’s the difference between Spiderman and a unicorn?… Nothing, they’re both fictional characters.
  100. What’s the one thing Spiderman can’t eat?… Uncle Ben’s rice.
  101. Why didn’t Spider-Man save the day?… He couldn’t get out of the bath!
  102. What is Spiderman’s favorite way to catch up with his friends?… by webcam.
  103. What do you get when you cross Iron Man with Spiderman?… Pony Park. (Iron Man Jokes)
  104. What is Spiderman’s perfect job?… A web designer.
  105. I’m waiting for Spider-Man to come over to watch the Grinch… He said he’s swing by soon. (Spiderman Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  106. I went to watch Spiderman playing baseball… He was great at catching flies.
  107. Why does Spider-Man always flush the toilet?… Because it’s his doody!
  108. Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben.
  109. Why did Spiderman open a savings account?… To turn his Spidey cents into Spidey dollars.
  110. Why is Spiderman so good at swimming?… Because he has webbed feet.
  111. What did Spider-Man name his son?… Arachnakid.
  112. In Spider-Man, I always considered Harry’s father an ally… A shame he ended up as Dafoe.
  113. Did you hear that Spiderman is in trouble with the law?… They caught him on the web looking for Mary-Jane.
  114. Spiderman found dead this morning… Police believe he committed insecticide.
  115. I met Spider-Man in college… He was in Web development.
  116. What did Spider-Man say when he was deployed to the Middle East?… Iraq, no phobia.
  117. Guess who missed Spiderman Homecoming?… Uncle Ben.
  118. What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common?… They’re more realistic than The Bachelor.
  119. Did you know that Spider-Man has a winter jacket made out of flatbread?… It’s a pita parka.
  120. What do you call Spiderman when he parks his car?… Peter Parker.
  121. Who is Green Goblin in Spiderman?… Dafoe.