Ocean Jokes for Kids

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about oceans.
What is the only question on the entrance exam to the U.S. Navy?… “Oh say, can you sea?” (Navy Jokes)
There’s a lot of debate over where the best place to punch a shark is… Personally, I think it’s the sea. (Shark Jokes)
If a shark approached you at sea, you can gently push it away only twice… Once with each hand.
A friendly reminder: Sharks live in the ocean… Year-round. (Shark Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the ocean?…Nevermind, its too deep for you.
What kind of hair do oceans have?… Wavy! (Barber Jokes)
One day the amount of plastic in the ocean will be irreversible… That will be the last straw. (Earth Day Jokes)
The worst thing about sea sickness?… It comes in waves! (Doctor Jokes)
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Pirate Jokes)
Ocean walks in to a bar. Bartender says “Why so blue?” (Psychology Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Can you call the ocean something else?… Shore.
Lobster Pun: A lobster reported a crime to the police… They asked him to be more Pacific. (Ocean Jokes & Police Jokes)
How does the ocean floor stay up-to-date on the news?…. By following current events, of course.
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (Dog Jokes & Whale Jokes)
Why did the sailor go to school?… To improve his sea-minus to a sea-plus! (Ocean Jokes)
Lobster Pun: The lobster said he was going to dive into the pot of boiling water, and everybody thought he was cray-sea. (Ocean Jokes)
What did the magician say to the fisherman?… Pick a cod, any cod. (Magic Jokes & (Fishing Jokes)
Why is the sea so strong?… Because it has a lot of mussels.
What’s a sailor’s favorite type of movie?… A sea-quel! (Ocean Jokes)
What are the only notes Christopher Columbus can sing?… High C’s [seas] (Music Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
Do you know where fishes work?… The Offish! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
What did the pirate get for grades in middle school?… High Cs. (Middle School Jokes)
Why did the teacher dive into the ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / June Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
My friend has an unhealthy obsession with ocean life… I told her to sea kelp. (Career Blogs)
Why did the fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure.
Who keeps the oceans clean?… Mermaids.
How does the ocean pay its water bill?… With sand dollars.
What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
A book never written: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. (Book Jokes)
A book never written: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones. (Ocean Jokes)
A book never written: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. (Ocean Jokes)
What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
“Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.”
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
So I was at Mexico and I asked a man if what we were looking at was the ocean… He said: “Si”
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?… Drop it a line! (Fishing Jokes & Fish Jokes)
What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean.
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?… Sanka. (Coffee Jokes)
Where does an octopus sleep?… On the seabed! (Octopus Jokes)
What did the Christopher Columbus get on his math test?… A sea plus.
Where did Columbus find oceans without water?… On his map. (Geography Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
Why are dolphins so smart?… Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda… I guess it was just a Fanta sea!
What happened when Red Beard fell in the Deep Blue Sea?… He got marooned. (Jokes for Kids & Crayon Jokes)
What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the ocean?… Glass flippers! (Cinderella Jokes)
How do you cut a wave in half?… Use a sea saw. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
What did the shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
What did the ocean say to the beach?… Nothing. It just waved.
What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.
I met a sailor who liked to put helium balloons in his ship… Whatever floats your boat I guess!
Where do goldfish go on vacation?… Around the globe! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Geography Jokes for Kids)
Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
A new study shows sharks only bite those who swim in the ocean… Researchers advise not swimming there. (Swimming Jokes & Shark Jokes)
Why did the pirate fail his spelling class?…. Because he insisted there were seven ‘C’s. (Deos Selplnig Ralely Mtetar? / Spelling Lists / Pirate Jokes / 180 School Jokes)
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?… Aye matey!
How did the crew of the Santa Maria wash their clothes?… They used tide. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What did the sea say to the Christopher Columbus?… Nothing, it just waved! (Geography Jokes)
Why did Columbus cross the ocean?… To get to the other tide. (Columbus Day Jokes)
Why did Columbus’s first ship sink?… It was christened with holey water. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What did the chef say when a customer asked him why her lobster tasted different to the other freshwater crustaceans?… He said, “Because the ocean made it salty.”
Why did the lobster cross the road?… Because it wanted to get to the other tide.
What did the fish get on his math test?… A sea plus. (180 School Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
What type of fish falls from trees?… Jel-leaf-ish. (Tree Jokes)
Why did the swimmers put peanut butter into the sea?… To go with the jellyfish! (Ocean Jokes & Swimming Jokes)
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?… Something a-piers to be wrong… (Fishing Jokes)
What would you find on a haunted beach?… A sand-witch!
Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the ocean?… It was a Dell rolling in the deep.
Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish! (Top Animal Jokes for Kids)
How do sharks greet the day?… With the saying “time to rise and tide.”
The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Summer Camp Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about oceans?
Why are pirates great singers?… They hit the high Cs!
How is the poor student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
Did you hear about the computer that was thrown into the ocean?… It was a Dell rolling in the deep.
Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Lobster Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
What’s the best tool in the ocean?… A hammerhead shark.
What kind of horse is good at swimming?… A seahorse!
What do you call a lazy crayfish?… A slobster!
What did one tide pool say to the other tide pool?… Show me your mussels. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
What’s in the middle of the Pacific (Ocean)?… Letter C (or E)! (Geography Jokes)
What do you call 2 sodium atoms in the ocean?… tuNa (Fishing Jokes & Chemistry Jokes)
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck.
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Marine Biologist’s Office” by D.O. Shun. (Book Jokes)
What does the ocean use to clean its clothes?… Tide.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good ocean knock-knock joke?
What did the confused lobster ask when he didn’t understand?… Can you please be a little more pacific? (Lobster Jokes)
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “A Perfect Day for Sailing” by Wynn Dee. (Book Jokes)
Why did Frosty go and live in the middle of the ocean?… Because snowman is an island.
What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy. (Full Moon Jokes)
Did you hear the results of the game between the beach and the ocean?… It’s tide.
Why did the physicist throw the stop sign into the ocean?… He was studying sign waves. (Car Jokes & Physics Jokes)
What’s the most romantic ship?… Courtship. (Wedding Jokes)
I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
A salmon walks into a vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
Did you hear about the martial artists who fought on the beach?… They faced off in sand-to-sand combat. (Boxing Jokes)
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?… Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
What do you call a big fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?… An algae-bra, naturally.
What crashes onto the shore on very small beaches?…. Micro-waves.
Do you know why they use knots instead of miles in the ocean?… Because they’ve got to keep the ocean tide.
What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & Lord of the Rings Jokes)
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise. (Dolphin Jokes)
Two sailors were out in their boat when a hand appeared in the ocean. ‘What’s that?’ asked the first sailor, ‘It looks as if someone’s drowning!’ ‘Nonsense,’ replied the second, ‘it was just a little wave.’ (Biology Jokes)
What do you call a violent fish?… A smackeral!
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Different Types of Lockers” by Dave E. Jones. (Book Jokes)
What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
How much trash do you have to throw in the ocean to make a new country?… None, just some tea. (American Revolution Jokes / Tea Jokes / Earth Day Jokes)
What do a bad hockey teams and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice. (Hockey Jokes)
What did Avogadro collect at the seashore?… mole-uscs. (Mole Day Jokes)
Boat puns are *ferry* funny! (Fishing Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good ocean knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week / Ocean Jokes) / Pirate Jokes)
What do ﬁsh sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Music Jokes & Christmas Jokes)
What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?… One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Why are gulls named seagulls?… If they were by the bay, they’d be bagels! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Bagel Jokes)
Where do crabs and lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean
What sea creature can add up?… An octo-plus!
Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the kelp-wanted section.
Why did the fish swim across the Atlantic?… To get to the other tide. (Swimming Jokes)
What keeps the ocean from leaking out?… The seals. (Seal Jokes)
What did the sand say when the tide came back in?… Long time, no sea!
What did the ocean say to the lobster when they saw each other?… Nothing, it just waved.
What did the husband lobster say to his wife when they were arguing?… “I don’t think I sea it quite that way.” (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Wedding Jokes)
“Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.” (Book Jokes)
What do you call an ocean full of tacos?… Flotilla. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of Fortune.
Why did the algae and the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks) (Wedding Jokes)
What do you do with a sick boat?…. Bring it to the dock! (Doctor Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?… Just for the halibut.
Why don’t fish play soccer or lacrosse?… They’re scared of nets!
Where do fish sleep?… On the sea bed!
What happened to your leg?… I went to a seafood dance on Valentine’s Day. I pulled a mussel! (Biology Jokes & Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Why did the shark spit out the clown?… Because he tasted funny!
What happens when the ocean gets pregnant?…It gets a sea section.
What do mussels do on their birthdays?… They shell-ebrate!
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?… Can you please be more Pacific?
Why are octopuses good in a war?… They’re well armed!
How exactly to you get from California to Hawaii?… By crossing the specific ocean. (Hawaii Jokes)
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?… Because they’re shellfish. (Oyster Jokes)
What did the lobsterman say when his crate turned up empty?… It a-piers we have a problem.
I went to an ocean themed graduation party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
What does a hockey game and an airboat have in common?… Loud fans. (Hockey Jokes / Plane Jokes / Florida Jokes)
What did the tuna say to her overzealous partner?… I think we need to scale things back here.
Christopher Columbus got lost because the directions weren’t ‘pacific. (Columbus Day Jokes)Why did the fish swim across the Pacific?… To get to the other tide. (Swimming Jokes)
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (180 School Jokes)
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?… Cliff!
What do sea monsters eat?… Fish and ships!
Why are ocean levels so high?… sea weed.
Want to know why ocean is so salty?… Because land never waves back.
What does a hockey game and an air boat have in common?… Loud fans. (Hockey Jokes & Plane Jokes)
Why did the middle school student drown?… All her grades were below C-level! (Middle School Jokes)
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?… It was just a fluke!
What did the ocean say to the pirate?… Nothing—it just waved! (Pirate Jokes)
There arrrr plenty more funny pirate jokes where that came from! (Pirate Jokes)
Why did the whale cross the road?… To get to the other tide! (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Whale Jokes)
“Pass me the shellfish,” he said crabbily.
Why did the fish blush?… Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
How did the ocean say hello to the sun?… It waved.
Why are pirates called pirates?… Just because they arrrrr!
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?… ARR!
How to pirates get to the airport?… They rent a cARRR!
Why don’t clams give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
What did the carp say to his crush?… Don’t play koi with me!
How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Full Moon Jokes for Kids)
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?… I don’t quite sea it that way.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?… Because she grew out of her B-shells.
Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed.
What did the sarcastic otter say?… I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Why is the ocean so unknown?… Because it has many sea crits.
Have you heard about the restaurant that caters exclusively to dolphins?… It only has one customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.
What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?… Netflix and krill.
What type of Ape lives in the ocean?…A Shrimpanzee.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?… They’re just a stream of emotions.
I hate it when British people talk about the big pile of trash in the ocean… They shouldn’t talk about their country like that.
What did the beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
What is the strongest creature in the ocean?… A mussel! (Sports Jokes for Kids)
The seaside summer camp we visited last summer was so boring that one day the tide went out and never came back. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
Why did the shark cross the great barrier reef?… To get to the other TIDE. (Shark Jokes)
What kind of turtles and are easy to see?… Green See Turtles. (Turtle Jokes for Kids)
Which is the thirstiest ocean on the planet?… The Gulp of Mexico.
What did Columbus say when he was accused of speeding through the port?… I did knot! (Columbus Day Jokes)
Why was Columbus in trouble with the ocean?… He crossed it. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What did Columbus use for money?… Sand dollars. (Columbus Day Jokes)
How did Columbus avoid scurvy?… Vitamin Sea. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved!
Why did Columbus put one of his sailors in time-out?… He was being naughty-cal. (Columbus Day Jokes)
How did the octopus make Christopher Columbus laugh?…With ten-tickles. (Columbus Day Jokes & Octopus Jokes)
Who taught Christopher Columbus how to sail?… Bo Ting. (Columbus Day Jokes)
What was Columbus’s favorite letter of the alphabet?…C (Sea). (Columbus Day Jokes)
What do a bad hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice! (Hockey Jokes)
What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station
Algae A (to Algae B): “How are things?”Algae B: “Good thanks; business is blooming”
What’s the best thing to give a seasick monster?… Plenty of room!
What do you get when you put the Titanic with the Atlantic Ocean?… About halfway.
I used to think that oceans were made out of soda. Guess it was just a Fanta Sea.
Why did the seawater keep walking around in circles?… Because it was gyred.
What’s the best place to get Italian food in the ocean?… The Marinara trench.
What do you call it when a fish makes it to the ocean?… Afishinsea
Why do scuba divers fall backwards to enter the ocean?… If they fell forward they would just fall into the boat.
What did one flat-fish parasite say to the other at the end of their date?… “Your plaice or mine?”
Where do little fish go every morning? … To plaice school.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?… It gets wet.
Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS.
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another. (Bird Jokes)
What happens when you throw a red rock in the Black Sea?… It sinks to the bottom.
BEACH LOVER 1: What’s your favorite beach you’ve ever been to? BEACH LOVER 2: It’s a beach in California! BEACH LOVER 1: California has a lot of beaches, could you please be more Pacific?
I don’t understand why we have to clean the oceans……won’t it just wash off?
What happened to the shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw. (Shark Jokes for Kids)
What’s red, white, blue and green?… A seasick Uncle Sam. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
Why did the crab cross the beach?… To get to the other tide!
Why did the octopus blush?… He saw the bottom of the ocean. (Octopus Jokes)
Why did the octopus cross the road?… To get to the other TIDE!!! (Octopus Jokes)
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?… All the sailors were marooned.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
What did one wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
What did one tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels. (Sports Jokes for Kids)
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What does a mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra
Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
What’s up, buoys and gulls?… I’m ready to make waves today!
Don’t worry, beach happy!
I’m swimming at the beach, water you doing today?
How can you amplify a pirate’s DNA?… PC Arghhh.
Why can’t blind people eat fish?… Because it’s sea food.
Why did the teacher dive into the ocean, lake, river, or pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes / Teacher Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Ocean Jokes)
Lobster Pun: The lobster said he was going to dive into the pot of boiling water, and everybody thought he was cray-sea.

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