New Year’s Day Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about New Year’s Day.
  2. What do cows say on Jan. 1?… “Happy Moo New Year!”
  3. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
  4. Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up for New Year’s. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
  5. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (January Jokes)
  6. What was the first thing said on January 1, 2021… Hindsight is 2020. (January Jokes)
  7. My New Year’s resolution was to drop my bad habits… but no one likes a quitter.
  8. When it gets to January, I’m going to overthrow the Government!… It’ll be my New Year’s Revolution. (Social Studies Jokes & New Year’s Day Jokes)
  9. What does a ghost say on January 1st?… “Happy Boo Year!” (Ghost Jokes)
  10. What does a jeweler do on January 1st?… Ring in the New Year.
  11. What do you call someone named Stephen on Dec. 31?… New Year’s Steve!
  12. January 1st: Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What New Year’s Resolution should a basketball player never make?… To travel more… (365 Basketball Jokes)
  13. What is corn’s favorite holiday?… New Ears Eve. Corn Jokes)
  14. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Abbey... Abbey who?… Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  15. What do criminals pay on Jan. 1?… New Year’s restitution.
  16. I’ve done a lot of stupid stuff in my life, but at least I’ve never signed up at the gym in January. (January Jokes)
  17. Where can you practice multiplication tables on New Year’s Day?… Times Square.
  18. An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Day. One was charged and the other was let off.
  19. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor glass and toast to a Happy New Year.
  20. I love when they drop the ball in Times Square… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
  21. Are you ready for the most famous countdown of the whole world? New Years is coming! And 10, 9, 8, …. 3, 2, 1…. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! (Math Jokes for Teachers & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  22. Why shouldn’t you kiss anyone on January 1st?… Because it’s only the first date. (January Jokes)
  23. What do New Year’s parades have in common with Santa Claus?… No one is ever awake to see them.
  24. What’s the most common New Year’s Resolution?… To do all the things we said we’d do last year. (January Jokes)
  25. New Years Resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st – they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution. (January Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  26. What do you say on 1st of January?… Oh, last year just seems just like yesterday! (January Jokes)
  27. This January I will only be watching videos on 1080p… It’s my new years resolution. (New Year’s Day Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  28. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Day party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  29. What’s the worst part of jogging on New Year’s Day?… The ice falling out of your drink!
  30. My New Year’s resolution is to see my cup half-full, preferably with alcohol.
  31. How did Prince celebrate the new millennium?… He partied like it was 1999.
  32. New Years Resolution Programmers are always grumpy on January 1st – they turn on their monitor and the screen has the same number of pixels even though they keep hearing about the New Year’s Resolution. (January Jokes & Computer Jokes)
  33. What was the Amityville Priest’s resolution?… To exorcise more.
  34. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year! (January Jokes)
  35. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s New Year’s Day party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  36. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne. (Vampire Jokes & 365 Family Friendly Jokes)
  37. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who?… Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  38. What song did Avogadro’s family sing on New Year’s Eve?… “Mole Lang Syne.” (Mole Day Jokes & Music Jokes)
  39. How does New Year’s Eve end?… With the letter ‘E’!
  40. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his New Year’s Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  41. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Top Easter Jokes)
  42. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Eve!
  43. What does a field grow on Jan. 1?… New Year’s hay.
  44. What song does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG Syne (Top Halloween Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about New Year’s Day?
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good New Year’s Day knock-knock joke?
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good New Year’s Day knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  48. What do you tell someone you didn’t see at New Year’s Eve?… I haven’t seen you for a year!
  49. What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  50. What is a cow’s favorite holiday?…  Moo Year’s Day!

New Years Eve One Liners

  1. A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.
  2. May all your troubles last as long as your New Year resolutions.