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- What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- How would you describe the views a peppermint gets while looking at the Blue Ridge Mountains?… Breath Taking! (Hiking Jokes)
- What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes)
- What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?… Going my Milky Way? (Astronomy Jokes)
- What country does candy come from?… Sweeten! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?…. A Candy Baa. (Lamb Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (10 Full Moon Jokes & Cow Jokes)
- What do you call a dog standing on a Mars bar?… Rover! (Astronomy Jokes / Mars Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?… Because it lost its filling! (Dentist Jokes & Cookie Jokes)
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.14159265. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What is Avogadro’s favorite chocolate bar?… moletd chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Mole Day Jokes)
- What do you call an infant that cries alot?… Baby Ruthless (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What kind of candy is never on time?… ChocoLATE
- What is an astronauts favorite chocolate?… A Mars bar! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?… Cotton candy.
- What kind of candy bar does an employee crave before the weekend?… A Payday
- What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
- What do cannibals eat for dessert?… Chocolate covered aunts.
- What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp!
- What candy is only for girls?… HER-SHEy’s Kisses! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- How do you know it’s cold outside?… When you milk a brown cow you get chocolate ice cream!
- How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
- If Jake has 30 chocolate bars, and eats 25, what does he have? Diabetes….. Jake has diabetes…
- Did you hear about the love affair between Mr. Goodbar and Peppermint Patty… They had a baby, Ruth.
- What is the chemical formula for the molecules in candy?… Carbon-Holmium-Cobalt-Lanthanum-Tellurium or CHoCoLaTe (Top Science Jokes & 101 Mole Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar! (Top Cat Jokes)
- What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?… Chocolate Chip Wookiee. (Top Star Wars Jokes)
- What is a French cat’s favorite dessert?… Chocolate mousse! (World Geography Jokes)
- What do you call an ant dipped in chocolate?… Decad-ant
- What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?… The worlds best Sundae!
- What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?… Cocoa-Nuts.
- There are two types of people in this world: People who love chocolate and liars.
- What’s the best part of Valentines Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale. (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?
- What is a leopard’s favorite candy?… Dots
- Why was Mrs. Cookie so sad?… She was feeling crummy.
- What do you call a cow that can’t moo?… A Milk Dud.
- What did Mrs. Good and Plenty say when the Policeman pulled her from the water?… You’re a life saver!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy doggie have some chocolate? (Top 500 U.S. Geography Jokes)
- Who’s there?… Candice!… Candice who?… Candice get any better!
- What type of candy is bad?… Coco-naughty!
- Why don’t they serve chocolate in prison?… Because prisoners break out!
- What do cows give after an earth quake?… Milk shakes! (Top 500 U.S. Geography Jokes)
- Where did the alien go to get a drink?… A Mars bar!
- Did you hear about how the zombie die?… It was choked by a LifeSaver!
- What did the baby corn say to it’s mom?… Where is pop corn? (#1 Holiday Jokes)
- What do you call candy that was stolen?… Hot chocolate!
- How do you make a milk shake?… Give it a good scare! (#1 Halloween Joke)
- What is a pretzel’s favorite dance?… The Twist!
- Did you hear the joke about the Halloween chocolate sauce?… I’m not telling you. You might spread it! (Halloween Jokes)
- Why was the vampire super intelligent?… He had been eating a diet of smarties! (Halloween Jokes)
- Why was the gummy bear hiding under a wrap?… There was a bounty on his head!
- What is a monster favorite snack?… Sugar babies!
- What does Babe ruth like to do?.. Scores runs! (Top Baseball Jokes)
- What did little hershey want?… A kit kat! (Top Cat Jokes)
- Why was the vampire called “sweet”?… He gave everybody kisses instead!
- Where is my mars bar, dude?… Up there in the milky way! (Top Astronomy Jokes)
- Where did the zombie apocalypse start?… On 5th avenue.
- What did o Henry say when a zombies hands fell off?… Butterfingers!
- Did your hear about Almond Joy the Hollywood star and Miss Kit Kat?… They were seen giving each other kisses on 5th avenue!
- What did King O Henry call his wives?… Sugar babies!
- What did Hershey say when the Three Musketeers turned up?… Thank you. I needed a few lifesavers!