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Top Joke Pages: 180 School Jokes, Family Joke of the Day, Funny Jokes for Kids, Funny Animal Jokes for Kids
June 1st: National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids
June 3rd: National Egg Day: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!(Egg Jokes for Kids)
June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes for Kids)
June 7th: National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
June 8th World Oceans Day Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes for Kids & Ocean Jokes for Kids)
June 10th National Iced Tea Day Jokes: What is a rappers favorite drink?… Ice Tea. (Iced Tea Jokes for Kids)
June 14th Flag Day Jokes:
June 15th National Lobster Day: Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish.(Lobster Jokes for Kids)
June 16th Father’s Day What does a bicycle call its dad?… Pop-cycle! (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids & Top Father’s Day Quotes)
June 21st 1st Day of Summer:Summer Jokes for KidsGraduation Jokes: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty!
“I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate.” – Melanie White
Top 10 Spring Jokes: What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Fall Jokes for Kids)
A Book Never Written: When is The Last Day of School by Wendy Belrings
July 4th: July 4th Jokes for Kids
October Jokes for Kids
October 31st: Halloween Jokes for Kids)
November Jokes for Kids
(Thanksgiving Day Joke for Kids)
- Prom Jokes: What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp!
- Graduation Jokes: What did the M&M want to graduate college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty.
- Jokes for the Last Day of School:
Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day
May Jokes for Kids & Funny Spring Jokes for Kids
- May 1st: Top 10 May Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about May Day?… It doesn’t work for me! (Top 10 International Workers’ Day Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes) #HelloMay
- Kentucky Derby May 4th: How does a Kentucky Derby horse greet another horse?…With Southern Horspitality! (Kentucky Derby Jokes)
- May 4th Star Wars Day Jokes for Kids: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side.#Maythe4thBeWithYou
- May 5th Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes) #CincoDeMayo
- Can February March? … No, but April May! (Jokes for Each Month)
- What month always asks questions and permission?… May!
- May 8th: Bike to School Day / Bike Jokes for Kids: Do you know what is the hardest part of learning to ride a bike?… The pavement.#biketoschoolday
- What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Prom Jokes)
- Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?… Because their kids have to play inside! (Top Animal Jokes)
- Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- May 13th Apple Pie Day Jokes: What did the apple pie say to the pecan pie?… You’re Nuts! (Psychology Jokes)
- Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)?
- May 15th: National Chocolate Chip Day Jokes
- What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste! (Prom Jokes)
- May 17th: Bike to Work Day Bike Jokes for Kids: What did the flower say to the bike?… petal. #biketoworkday
- What do you get when you complete science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Chemistry Jokes for Kids & Graduation Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
- May 20th World Bee Day Jokes: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #WorldBeeDay
- A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring (School Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- May 22nd World Turtle Day Jokes: Why can’t a tortoise eat McDonald’s food?… Because, it is too slow for fast food! (Fast Food Jokes & Turtle Jokes for Kids)
- I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Gum Jokes for Kids & Graduation one-liners)
- Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: Teacher “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.”… Student “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
- May 28th: National Hamburger Day: What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?…. Patty! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
- What is a lacrosse players favorite type of car?… A dodge! (Top 10 Lacrosse Jokes)
- Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
- What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Stanley Cup Jokes)
- What kind of stories are told by basketball players?…. Tall Tales.(Basketball Jokes for Kids)