Daytona 500 Jokes

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Daytona 500 Jokes

1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Daytona 500 jokes.
2. Do Daytona 500 race drivers stop and take a nap?… Yeah, when they are getting tired.
3. What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Boston Marathon Jokes)
4. What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Boston Marathon Jokes)
5. What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
6. What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me!
7. Why are penguins good race drivers?… Because they’re always in the pole position! (NASCAR Jokes for Kids & Car Jokes)
8. What is a race car drivers least favorite color?… Yellow (Caution Flag). (NASCAR Jokes)
9. What is a race car drivers least favorite color?… a Checkered Flag. (NASCAR Jokes)
10. What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (Marathon Jokes for Kids)
11. What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (Marathon Jokes for Kids & Track & Field Jokes for Kids)
12. What don’t drivers eat before a big race?… In case they get indy-gestion.
13. Which island of the coast of Africa does Dale Ernhart Jr. like to go camping?… MadaNASCAR! (Camping Jokes for Kids & World Geography Jokes)
14. Why aren’t hot dog ads allowed in NASCAR?… because no-one else would be able to ketchup. (Car Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
15. What did the ace car say to the letter R?… Come and join me! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A-Z)
16. What’s the difference between a presidential election and a NASCAR race?… In NASCAR they wear their sponsors on their shirts. (Election Jokes)
17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Daytona 500?
18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daytona 500 knock-knock joke?
19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daytona knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me where the Daytona 500 is held? (Canoe Jokes)
21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what state the Daytona 500 is held? (Canoe Jokes)
22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me who has won the most Daytona 500 races? (Canoe Jokes)
23. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me the closest Daytona 500 race? (Canoe Jokes)? (Canoe Jokes)
24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me what the pit crew does at the Daytona 500? (Canoe Jokes)
25. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 17th president? (Canoe Jokes)
26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 18th president? (Canoe Jokes)
27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 19th president? (Canoe Jokes)
28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 20th president? (Canoe Jokes)
29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 21st president? (Canoe Jokes)
30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 22nd president? (Canoe Jokes)
31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 23rd president? (Canoe Jokes)
32. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 24th president? (Canoe Jokes)
33. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 25th president? (Canoe Jokes)
34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 26th president? (Canoe Jokes)
35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 27th president? (Canoe Jokes)
36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 28th president? (Canoe Jokes)
37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 29th president? (Canoe Jokes)
38. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 30th president? (Canoe Jokes)
39. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 31st president? (Canoe Jokes)
40. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe name the 32nd president? (Canoe Jokes)