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- Did you hear about the Boston Marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet!
- What do Boston Marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory. (Psychology Memory Lessons)
- Did you hear about the Boston Marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!
- How do crazy Boston Marathon runners go through the forest?… They take the psycho path.(Top Psychology Jokes & Psychology Lessons)
- Who is the fastest runner of all time?… Adam, because he came first in the human race!
- If Boston Marathon runners get athlete’s foot what do astronauts get?… Mistletoe? (Top Christmas Jokes)
- How do you know your a dedicated runner?… When your treadmill has more miles on it than your car.
- How do you know when you’ve married a running enthusiast?… When you have more running clothes than regular clothes in your laundry pile.
- What do you get when you run in front of a car?… TIRED (NASCAR Jokes)
- What do you get when you run behind a car?… EXHAUSTED (NASCAR Jokes)
- Why can’t you take a nap during the Boston Marathon race?… Because if you snooze, you loose!
- What does a runner drink when she is in last place?… Ketchup.
- What do you call a competitive runner who just broke up with his girlfriend?… Homeless.
- What kind of running shoes are made from banana skins?… Slippers.
- If twenty monkeys run after one banana, what time is it?… Twenty after one!
- What do you call a free treadmill?… Outside.
- Why do dogs run in circles?… Because its hard to run in squares!
- Why do marathon runners go jogging early in the morning?… They want to finish before their brain figures out what they’re doing.
- Why did the vegetarians stop running cross country?… They didn’t like meets!
- What race is never run?… A swimming race.
- What do a dentist and a track coach have in common?… They both use drills!