Bird Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best bird jokes.
  2. Did the bartender tell you his favorite book?… It’s Tequila Mockingbird. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  3. What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (Massachusetts Jokes)
  4. What do you call someone who can name the Celtics leading playoff scoring and assists leader?… A Bird brain. (Bird Jokes)
  5. Why did the bird fly into the library?… Because he was looking for bookworms. (Bird Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  6. What type of books do owls like to read?… Hooo-dunnits. (Book Jokes)
  7. Being quarantined with a talkative child is like having an insane parrot glued to your shoulder.
  8. How do you make a cat happy?… Send it to the Canary Islands! (Cat Jokes)
  9. What did the romantic bird call his significant other on Pi Day?… A tweet-y pi.
  10. Do you know who we are cheering for in the NBA?… The Atlanta Hawks and New Orleans Pelicans. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  11. Who is the National Audubon Society‘s favorite NBA Player of all-time?… Larry Bird. (Boston Celtics Jokes)
  12. Why do birds fly south for the winter?… To get Mardi Gras beads. (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  13. What happened when the math teacher forgot to close her parrot’s cage before she left the house?… Polygon! (Bird Jokes)
  14. I woke up this morning and saw two birds sitting in the sun in my backyard, eating ice cream… They were Basking Robins. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  15. What happened to the math teacher who was caught robbing banks?… A judge sent him to prism! (Police Jokes)
  16. I used to love telling jokes about penguins and ostriches… But it turns out they don’t really fly around here. (Penguin Jokes)
  17. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes / Bird Jokes / Math Jokes for Teachers)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Who…. Who who?… I didn’t know you were an owl!
  19. What do you call two birds in love?… Tweethearts! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  20. What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  21. What is Gandalf’s favorite band?… The Eagles! (Lord of the Rings Jokes & Music Jokes)
  22. Super Bowl LII: Why did the Eagles win the Super Bowl?… They’re very talonted. (Super Bowl Jokes & Pennsylvania Jokes)
  23. What type of bird should you never take to the bank?… A robin. (Bird Jokes & Spring Jokes)
  24. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Funny Spring Jokes & Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  25. Who’s the head of the penguin navy?… Admiral Byrd! (Bird Jokes & Navy Jokes)
  26. What do you call a cold penguin?… A brrr-d. (Penguin Jokes)
  27. What is Gollum’s favorite bird?… A smea-gull. (Bird Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  28. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra. (Bird Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)
  29. Can a penguin fly?… No, but a toucan. (Penguin Jokes)
  30. What is a golfer’s favorite bird?… Any birdie will do. (Golf Jokes)
  31. What’s a bird’s favorite amendment?… Freedom of SCREECH! (Constitution Jokes)
  32. What do you call two sparrows who just got engaged?… Lovebirds.
  33. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  35. What do birds say on Halloween?… “Trick or tweet!” (Funny Halloween Jokes)
  36. I saw a falcon eating avocado toast… Guess it’s a millennial falcon. (Star Wars Jokes & Toast Jokes)
  37. What do you get when you cross a parrot with a shark?… An animal that talks your head off.
  38. What did the strawberry say to the bird?… Nothing. Strawberries can’t talk. (Strawberry Jokes)
  39. Why do two penguins in a nest always agree?… Because they don’t want to fall out.
  40. A penguin walks into a bar… The bartender looks up and says, “Hey, listen, these things don’t fly around here.” (Bird Jokes & Beer Jokes)
  41. What does a pigeon with sunglasses on say?… Coo man coo. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  42. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  43. What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?… Let me call you Tweet heart! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  44. What would you get if you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy?… A bald beagle! (Constitution Jokes & American Revolutionary War Jokes)
  45. Why did the robin go to the library?… It was looking for bookworms. (Worm Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  46. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?… Owl be yours! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  47. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside! (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  48. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
  49. A man buys a parrot, only to have it constantly insult him. He tries everything to make the parrot stop, but nothing works. Frustrated, the man puts the parrot in the freezer. After a few minutes the insults stop. The man thinks he might have killed the parrot, so he opens the freezer and takes the parrot out. The parrot is shivering. It stammers, “S-s-sorry for being r-r-rude. Please f-f-forgive me.” Then, after a moment, the parrot softly asks, “W-w-what exactly d-d-did the turkey do?” (Turkey Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
  50. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about birds?
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good bird knock-knock joke?
  52. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good bird knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  53. What’s something usually insulting, but not on Thanksgiving?… A family member giving you the bird. (Bird Jokes)
  54. What do you give a sick bird?… Tweetment. (Doctor Jokes)
  55. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
  56. Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?… Robin. (Batman Jokes)
  57. What do you call a sad bird?… A bluebird! (Psychology Jokes)
  58. Why do hummingbirds hum?… Because they don’t know the words. (Music Jokes)
  59. Did you hear about the California owl conspiracy network?… They’re allegedly calling themselves the “ca-hoots.”
  60. Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (180 School Jokes)
  61. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be baygulls! (Geography Jokes)
  62. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes)
  63. Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?… He wanted to make a long distance caw.
  64. Which type of worms do storks like most?…  Birthworms. (Baby Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  65. Do you wanna know what a bird’s favorite dance is?… the worm. (Music Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  66. What does a cat call a hummingbird?… Fast food. (Fast Food Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  67. What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon! (Pi Day Jokes & Geometry Jokes)
  68. What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?… A fire cracker. (4th of July Jokes / American Revolutionary War Jokes / Fireworks Jokes)
  69. What camping destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Camping Jokes for Kids)
  70. What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?… Yankee Poodle. (American Revolutionary War Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  71. What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?… The Finch Who Stole Christmas. (Christmas Jokes)
  72. What got the worm?… The early bird. (Worm Jokes)
  73. Where does birds go for coffee?… on a NESTcafe! (Coffee Jokes)
  74. What did Avogadro’s bird do when it was time for him to send his feathers?… it moleted! (Mole Day Jokes)
  75. Two robins stuffed themselves with worms until they were too fat to fly. Since the birds couldn’t go anywhere, they decided to just sit and soak up the sun. Along came a cat, and it ate them. Licking its paws, the cat said, “I just love baskin’ robins!” (Bird Jokes & Worm Jokes)
  76. Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning?… Because the early bird catches the worm.
  77. Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk. (Bird Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  78. What do you call a chicken in the 1960’s?… A funky chicken. (U.S. History Jokes & Animal Jokes for Kids)
  79. When should you buy a bird?… When it’s going cheep!
  80. Why did the bird go to the hospital?… It needed tweetment! (Bird Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
  81. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get?… Away… (Bird Jokes)
  82. What’s invisible and smells like worms?… Bird farts.
  83. Mom, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else. (Turkey Jokes & Bird Jokes)
  85. There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?… Roosters don’t lay eggs!
  86. Why did the bird get a ticket?… It broke the law of gravity! (Top Physics Jokes)
  87. What’s the difference between (country of your choice) and an albatross?…An albatross has got two decent wings. (World Cup Soccer Jokes)
  88. How do you catch a unique bird?… Unique up on it.
  89. How do you catch a tame bird?… The tame way, unique up on it!
  90. How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?… With its sparrowchute.
  91. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… Because he was caught tweeting on a test. (365 School Jokes)
  92. Why does a stork stand on one leg?…  Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
  93. How did the bubble gum cross the road?… On the bottom of the chicken’s foot! (Bubble Gum Jokes)
  94. Why did the chicken cross the playground?… To get to the other slide!
  95. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?… He was a dirty double crosser!
  96. Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?… He got caught peeping on a test. (365 School Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  97. Why did the chicken cross the clothing store?… To get to the other size! (Black Friday Jokes)
  98. Why do ducks fly south?… Because it’s too far to walk! (Geography Jokes)
  99. Why did the rooster cross the road?… To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
  100. What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?… He was catching all the chickens!
  101. How do chickens get strong?… Egg-cersize. (Summer Olympic Jokes)
  102. How do crows stick together in a flock?… Velcrow.
  103. What did one egg say to the other egg?… Let’s get crackin’!
  104. What do you call a crate of ducks?… A box of quackers.
  105. Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?… Because it was chicken.
  106. What robs you while you’re in the bathtub?… A robber ducky.
  107. Why did Mozart sell his chickens?… Because they kept saying “bach bach”!
  108. How did the egg cross the road?… to scrambled across!
  109. What is green and pecks on trees?… Woody the Wood Pickle.
  110. How do birds cheer for their soccer teams?… They egg them on. (Soccer Jokes for Kids)
  111. Why did the chicken get ejected from the soccer game?… For persistent fowl play. (Soccer Jokes for Kids)
  112. What summer camp destination makes a pet bird sing for joy?… The Canary Islands! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids)
  113. What does a golfer like to hear from his wife?… “Talk birdie to me.” (Golf Jokes)
  114. Where do birds go to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?… Someplace cheep.