Alaska Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Alaska Jokes. (Alaska Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Where is the best place to dock your boat in Alaska?… “Anchor” age.
  3. Culturally no one in Alaska dates in the winter. When asked why, one Alaskan replied, “We try, but it is hard to break the ice.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Winter Jokes)
  4. Alaska has its own capital!… Did Juneau that?
  5. What is the most common food in Alaska?… Brrrrrrrgers
  6. Teacher: Where did your mom go for her summer vacation? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  7. What do you get from an Alaskan cow?…  Ice Cream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Cow Jokes)
  8. In Alaska, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3.00. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. They call it Eskimo pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
  9. How do people in Alaska make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  10. What city in Alaska weighs you down?… “Anchor” age.
  11. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Clean Prom Jokes)
  12. A woman from Alaska who fell in love with the DJ from her first wedding day has married him five years later… she originally asked him three years ago, but he said he wasn’t taking requests just then. (Marriage Jokes)
  13. Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?… Because they had to buy the Zambonis first! (Hockey Jokes)
  14. Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska… She has been cold and distant.
  15. People say Alaska sucks because it’s all ice… but I think it’s a real solid state.
  16. What sort of pudding roams wild in the Alaska?… Moose.
  17. Did you hear about the earthquake in Alaska?… Sorry, that’s a bad ice breaker.
  18. What do you call your sibling’s daughter that lives in Alaska?… Brrr-niece.
  19. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut.
  20. This is the Alaska State Police… Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th?
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alaska? (Alaska Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. I wonder what my wife’s favorite US state is… Maybe Alaska.
  23. Teacher: Where did your mom go to college? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (College Jokes)
  24. I heard there’s a group of optometrists who founded a colony on an archipelago off the coast of Alaska, but the islands themselves are very weird to look at… They’re called the Optical Aleutians.
  25. It is so cold here in Alaska… I saw a politician having hands in his own pocket.
  26. Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Burrito Jokes)
  27. What did the Bering Sea say to the coast of Alaska?… Nothing, it Waved! (Ocean Jokes)
  28. What did Delaware to the basketball game?… Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Alaska knock-knock joke?
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  31. What did Delaware to the Iditarod?… I don’t know but Alaska. (Iditarod Jokes – old)
  32. What’s the capital of Alaska?… Juneau… No, I don’t, that’s why I’m asking.
  33. You can’t drive to the capital of Alaska, you can only get there by train or boat… Did Juneau that?
  34. How do Alaskans get a great upper body workout?… By shoveling their driveways! (Winter Jokes)
  35. If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?…. Idaho, Alaska! (Top 50 State Jokes)
  36. What do Alaskans order at McDonalds?… Icberg-ers with chili sauce. (Fast Food Jokes – old)
  37. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alaska knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  38. What’s the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?… A boat, a compass and keeping your berings strait.
  39. Teacher: Where did your mom go to high school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
  40. What do Alaskans sing when they get excited?… Who let the sled dogs out! (Dog Jokes)
  41. Why did the Alaskan get frost bite?… He was walking around brrrrrrrfooted.
  42. Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  43. Teacher: Where did your mom go to elementary school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Mother’s Day Jokes & Elementary School Jokes)
  44. Can you name the capital in Alaska?… “A”
    What did Iliamna Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 Alaska Lakes)
  45. What is the tallest building in Alaska?… The Rasmuson Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  46. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Alaska Turnpike!
  47. Where do Alaska fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the Yukon River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  48. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Yukon River!
  49. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Yukon River!
  50. What did Alaska see?… The same thing Arkansas. (Top 50 State Jokes)
  51. It is in the news today that Alaska is having its first remote trial via zoom… It looks like things will be settled out of court. (Lawyer Jokes)
  52. A retired Alaska man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest.
  53. What does the average Alaska high school student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  54. Why do Alaskstudents have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
    If a plane crashed on the borders of Alaska and Canada, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  55. I thought I saw an eye doctor when I was in Alaska… But it turned out to be an Optical Aleutian.
  56. I was scared to move to Alaska after I heard that the sun doesn’t shine… And then, it dawned on me.
  57. The 49th state is pretty cute. Do you know if she’s single or not?… ‘m not sure, but Alaska.
  58. What did the Alaska Native’s girlfriend say when she broke up with her boyfriend?… “I’m just not that Inuit.”
  59. I don’t know what land got sold to the US by Russia but my mom does… Alaska.
  60. How do Russians drive to Alaska?… By bearing straight.
  61. Did you hear about the Alaska native that didn’t like fish?… Yeah, he just wasn’t inuit.
  62. It gets cold in Alaska during the winter… Juneau what I mean?
  63. An Alaskan was on trial in Anchorage. The prosecutor leaned menacingly toward him and asked: “Where were you on the night of October to April?”
  64. Name a town in Alaska that has no dogs… Dogless Fairbanks
  1. Can you name the capital in ?… “”
  2. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved. (15 State Lakes)
  3. What is the tallest building in ?… The Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
  4. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The State Turnpike!
  5. Where do fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the State River. (Ten Longest Rivers in Alaska)
  6. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The State River!
  7. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The State River!
  8. If a plane crashed on the borders of state and state, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)