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  1. How did the little Scottish puppy feel when he saw a monster?… Terrier-fied! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  2. What do you call a frozen dog?… A pupsicle (Top Summer Jokes)
  3. Why did the poor puppy chase his own tail?… He was trying to make both ends meet!
  4. Why did the puppy cross the road?… To get to the “barking” lot!
  5. What do you get if you cross a gold puppy with a telephone?… A golden receiver!
  6. What does my puppy and my phone have in common?… They both have collar I.D.
  7. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?… bonappetite.
  8. What do puppies and story tellers have in common?… They both have tails!
  9. Have you read the book Raising Dogs?… No? you should it’s a pup-up book.
  10. What’s a dogs favorite kind of pizza?… Pupperoni. (Pizza Jokes)
  11. Why do puppies bury bones in the ground?… Because you can’t bury them in trees!
  12. What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?… “I must throw that doggie out the window!”
  13. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?… A collie-flower!
  14. Why do puppies wag their tails?… “Because no one else will do it for them!”
  15. What is the puppy’s favorite city?… New Yorkie!
  16. Who is the puppy’s favorite comedian?… Growlcho Marx!
  17. What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?… “Well, doggone!”
  18. What happened when the puppy went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
  19. Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Arbor Day Jokes)
  20. Why didn’t the puppy speak to his foot?… Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw! (Top Father’s Day JokesTop Father’s Day Quotes)
  21. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Top Cat Jokes)
  22. What kind of dog does Dracula have?… A bloodhound! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  23. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?… Dingo Starr!
  24. What do you call a dog magician?… A labracadabrador.
  25. What do you get when you cross a race dog with a bumble bee?… a Greyhound Buzz.
  26. What do you call a large dog that meditates?… Aware wolf. (Top Psychology Jokes)
  27. Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?… He was CON-fused!
  28. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?… A friend you can count on.
  29. Did you hear about the dog who couldn’t stop talking like a horse?… It was a dog and pony show.
  30. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?…  The collie wobbles!
  31. What do you call a black Eskimo dog?… A dusky husky!
  32. What do you call a cold dog?…A Chilli Dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  33. How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale. (World Ocean Day Jokes)
  34. When does a dog go “moo”?… When it is learning a new language!
  35. What kind of dog chases anything red?… A Bulldog.
  36. What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?… It barked with de-light!
  37. What is a dogs favorite instrument?…  A trombone.
  38. What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?… A collie-flower!
  39. What’s a dog’s ideal job?… Barkeology. (Top Archeology Jokes)
  40. What kind of dog likes taking a bath?…a shampoodle!
  41. What happens when a dog chases a cat into a geysur?…It starts raining cats and dogs.
  42. What is a dog’s favorite sport?…Formula 1 drooling! (Car Racing Jokes)
  43. Why did the dog wear white sneakers?…Because his boots were at the menders!
  44. What is a dog’s favorite food?… Anything that is on your plate!
  45. What is the only kind of dog you can eat?… A hot dog! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  46. What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it?… A sausage dog! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  47. What did the cat say to the dog?…Check meow-t!
  48. What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?… A dog that chases cars – and catches them! (Car Racing Jokes)
  49. What happens when it rains cats and dogs?… You can step in a poodle!
  50. What do you call a dog that licks an electrical socket?… Sparky.
  51. Where did the dog fall asleep?… In the barking lot.
  52. What time is it when ten dogs chase a cat?… Ten After One.
  53. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog.
  54. Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark.
  55. What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?…A petticoat!
  56. What do you call a dog with a fever?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  57. Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?… Because they always it the Paws button!
  58. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?… Ruff.
  59. What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?… His bark was much worse than it’s bite!
  60. Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?… Because all he ever said was “Rough, Rough”
  61. What do you call a dog with a surround sound system?… a Sub-woofer.
  62. What do dogs eat for breakfast?… Pooched eggs.
  63. What is a dogs favorite flower?… Anything in your garden!
  64. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee.
  65. What’s a dog favorite hobby?… Collecting fleas!
  66. What did the dog say to the tree?… Bark
  67. How does a dog stop a video?… By pressing the paws button.
  68. What is the fastest dog in the world?… A Labraghini.
  69. Where do you put barking dogs?… In a barking lot.
  70. What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Dog get 1 Flea!
  71. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?… The re-tail store.
  72. What did the dog say to the flea?… Stop bugging me!
  73. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?… a chili dog on a bun! (Hot Dog Jokes)
  74. Why did the dog stay in the shade?… Because he did not want to turn into a hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  75. Why did the dog bury himself in the back yard?… Cause you can’t grow a tree without bark.
  76. What do you do when your dog goes missing in the forest?… Put your ear to a tree and listen for the bark.
  77. What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?… That hit the spots!
  78. Why did the dog cross the road twice?… He was trying to fetch a boomerang!
  79. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?… Cockerpoodledoo!
  80. What do you call a sheepdog’s tail that can tell tall stories?… A shaggy dogs tale!
  81. I asked my dog what’s that thing on top of the house? And the he said “Roof Roof”.
  82. What did the tree say to the dog? Tree: Do you like bark? Dog: What do you think? I bark every day of my life.

 

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