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- Top 10 Jokes for Each State in the U.S
- U.S. State of the Week
- Top U.S. X Accounts by State
- All State Jokes
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best [state] jokes.
- What did [state] see?… Same thing Arkansas.
- What has a mouth but cannot eat?…. [state river]
- Did you hear about the power outage at the [state] University library?… Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.
- Why do [state]golfers always carry around two pairs of pants?… In case he got a hole-in-one
- Why do [state]golfers always carry around two shirts?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do [state] golfers always carry around two pairs of socks?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- Why do [state] love sunrises?… Because it means the world has one more day to see how great [state] is.
- Did you hear the joke about [state] Mountains?… You won’t get over it.
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The [state] Turnpike!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state flower of [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe the state bird of [state]?
- What is the tallest building in [state]?… [state] Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- Why did [state]disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
- Where do [state] fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the [state river] River.
- Why is “The Wave” banned in [state] Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year.
- Tourist: “Have you lived in [state] all your life?” Local: “No, not yet.”
- Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Local: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the U.S. Representatives from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the MLB team from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NFL team from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NHL team from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the NBA team from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Rugby from [state]?
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Roger Williams Zoo?… Lion.
- The art teacher in Massachusetts always said, “Draw your own conclusions, but don’t color outside the lines!”
- Why do [state] students excel in science?… Because they always experiment with their learning!
- The chemistry teacher in [state] had a great reaction to student questions… they always ignited curiosity!
- The biology class in [state] was so lively… it really had a cell-ebration going on!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Major League Soccer team from [state]?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the Premier Lacrosse League (PLL) from [state]?
- Why do folks in [state] go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?… The sign said “17 and under not admitted.”
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 100 [state] jokes?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe believe we have 101 [state] jokes?