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1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
2. Where does Neil Young put his ice cream?… On his harvest spoon.
3. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty!
4. What is the best song to listen to during the Harvest Moon in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young.
5. What is a great CD to listen to on the night of a full moon?… Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd.
6. Why wasn’t the Harvest Moon hungry?… Because it was full!
7. What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST.
8. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Harvest Moon?
9. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you see the Harvest Moon?
10. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me when is the Harvest Moon?
11. Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
12. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
13. What squirms and howls at the moon?… Wereworms.
14. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the Harvest Moon?… It waved.
15. Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.”
16. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. 
17. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!  
18. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere!   
19. Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours… So they called it a day. 
20. “The moon is waning. Do you think it’s sad?” Nah, it’s just going through a phase. 
21. HShoot for the moon, if you miss you’ll land among the stars is a good quote… Unless you’re an astronaut. 
22. How much is the moon worth?… One dollar, because it has four quarters. 
23. Hey @BarberNews How does the man in the #moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. 
24. If there’s a new moon… Then where does the old one go?  
25. What does Michael Jackson have in common with NASA ?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk. 
26. Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?… She needed to change! 
27. When is the moon heaviest?… When it’s full!  
28. What dance can you see in the night sky?… The moon walk!  
29. What do you call a body of water on the moon?… Lunacy.  
30. There’s a lunar eclipse, the Sun & Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up & replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles” 
31. What is a cow’s favorite time of the month?… the full mooooooooooooooooon! 
32. Did you hear they built a nightclub on the moon?… It’s a far out location, but it lacks atmosphere. 
33. Do you think Neil was tired after flying to the #moon?… Probably not, that’s why they called him Armstrong!  
34. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
35. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter. 
36. Three #astronauts flew to the moon. They couldn’t land. It was a full moon. 
37. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. 
38. What do you call someone who turns into a building at the sight of the full moon?… A Werehouse! 
39. Why did the moon skip dinner?… It was full.
40. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere. #fullmoon
41. Why wasn’t the #moon hungry?… Because it was full! 
42. What do you call a moon out of orbit?… A Lunatic!
43. What do you get when you take green cheese & divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
44. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?”
45. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor!
46. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
47. Hey @ApolloTheater! sorry?… He #Apollo-gises.
48. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
49. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
50. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth!
51. Why is an astronaut like a @NFL #football player?… They both want touchdowns!
52. What’s the moon goddess’ favourite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
53. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?
54. Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full!
55. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase!
56. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere.
57. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?… Because it was full!
58. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it.
59. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
60. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon.
61. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
62. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic!
63. Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?… It’s right after a waxing phase
64. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!
65. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? Moon pi.
66. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?”
67. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor!
68. Did you hear they put a Taqueria on the moon?… Great food, but terrible atmosphere!
69. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
70. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
71. Why did the cow jump over the moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
72. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
73. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick.
74. What do moon peolple do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth!
75. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns!
76. What kind of tick should you look out for on the full moon?… A lunatic
77. Why did Apollo 11 take off during full moon?… It’s an easier target.
78. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi.
79. What’s the moon goddess’ favourite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” Sun or Moon?
80. Scientists have recently discovered a new bioluminescent bug that performs a strange dance any time there is a full moon… They are calling it a Raving Luna Tick.
81. I was once bitten by a rabid female deer… Now, every time there’s a full moon, I turn into a weredoe.
82. Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?… He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.
83. I just had the freakiest Friday the 13th…. I made it the entire day without a single person even mentioning the date. It must have been a full moon.