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August 12th
- Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?… Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- Did you hear about the guy who made giraffe and elephant jam?… He called it Wildlife Preserve. (Giraffe Jokes)
- What time is it when an elephant stands on your skateboard?… It’s time to buy a new skateboard. (Skateboarding Jokes)
- What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Egg Jokes)
- What is the biggest ant in the world?… An elephant! (Ant Jokes)
- What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?… I love you a ton! (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Do you hear what is big in Africa right now?… Elephants.
- Why couldn’t the elephant use the computer?… He was afraid of the mouse. (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?… Irrelephant.
- Why couldn’t the two elephants go swimming together?… They only had a pair of trunks. (Swimming Jokes)
- What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?… Look! A herd of elephants! (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
- What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants with sunglasses?… Nothing. He didn’t recognize them. (Tarzan Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call two elephants talking?… A heavy discussion.(Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: What’s gray, has four legs and a trunk? Student: An elephant. Teacher: No, a mouse on vacation. (Teacher Jokes)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids & Travel Guest Blogs)
- What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him?… Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
- How do elephants stay cool?… Ear Conditioning?
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a computer?… A 2 ton know-it-all.
- Did you know elephants can grow up to 11 feet?… Most only have four.
- What do you get when an elephant sky dives?… a BIG hole.
- Why are elephants wrinkled?… Have you tried to iron one?
- What do you call an elephant covered in mud?… Dirty!
- What game do you not want to play with an elephant?… Squash.
- What is big and grey with horns?… An elephant in a marching band.
- If you took away an elephant’s trunk, how would it smell?… Trunk or no trunk, it would smell pretty bad.
- How do you lift an elephant with one hand?… Don’t worry about it, you will probably never meet an elephant with one hand.
- Why do elephants travel in herds?… Because if they traveled in flocks they might get mistaken for sheep.
- What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?… You can’t make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
- Why did the zookeeper refuse to work the elephant enclosure?… The work kept piling up.
- Where do you find elephants?… It depends on where you left them.
- Why do elephants live in the jungle?.. They can’t fit in a house.
- What is the difference between a mouse and an elephant?… About a ton.
- What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?… Stuck!
- What is large, gray and wears glass slippers?… Cinderelephant.
- What is same size and shape as an elephant but weighs nothing?… An elephant’s shadow.
- How do you prevent an elephant from charging?… Take away it’s credit card.
- What do you call an elephant with an extra long nose?… Smellephant.
- What is the difference between an elephant and a dozen eggs?… If you don’t know, I am sure not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs. (Egg Jokes)
- How can you tell elephants are ready for an adventure?… They always have their trunks ready to go.
- What was the elephant doing on the freeway?… About 5 M.P. H.
- What do you get when you cross an elephant with a fish?… Swimming trunks.
- Why do elephants need trunks?… Because they do not have glove compartments.
- There were two elephants under one umbrella, why didn’t they get wet?… It was not raining.
- Where do baby elephants come from?… Big storks.
- What is big, grey, and has a lot of red bumps?… An elephant that was stung by a bunch of bees. (Bee Jokes)
- What do you call elephants on a train?… passengers.
- How do you know an elephant is in your bed?… Because when you get into bed your nose touches the ceiling. (Napping Jokes)
- How is an elephant like an apricot?… They are both gray. Well except for the apricot.
- What do you get when you cross and elephant and a kangaroo?… Great big holes across Australia.
- How do you eat an elephant?… One bit at a time.
- Why did the tree fall down?… I thought it was an elephant.
- What is green, wrinkly, and has a long nose?… An elephant. I lied about the green part.
- How does an Elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn! (Fall Jokes)
- What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Fall Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big worm holes in your garden! (Elephant Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?… Very big holes in your peanut garden. (Worm Jokes)
- Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Summer Jokes for Kids)