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- Top 50 Wizard of Oz Jokes
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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Wizard of Oz Jokes! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Who is Dorothy’s favorite band?… Toto. (365 Music Jokes)
- If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Dog Jokes)
- Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time… No one could hold a candle to him. (Movie Jokes)
- Did Judy Garland do a good job as an actress in the Wizard of Oz?… Yes, she brought the house down. (Movie Jokes)
- Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie! (Pie Jokes)
- After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes & Camping Jokes & Tent Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Columbus Day Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- What did the Munchkins say as Dorothy left Munchkinland?… “Drop in again sometime!”
- What is the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries. (Strawberry Jokes)
- What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.” (Mole Day Jokes)
- Why was the Tin Man hard to get along with?… Because he was heartless and he had an ax to grind.
- Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest. (Napping Jokes)
- How did the Lollipop Guild travel in Munchkinland?… Down the Yellow Lick Road. (Candy Jokes)
- Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?… She had three men giving her directions.
- Why did Dorothy scream?… Because the Tin Man stepped on her toto.
- What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!” (World Geography Jokes)
- What did the Munchkins become when a house landed on them?… Crunchkins. (Donut Jokes)
- My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent. (Labor Day Jokes)
- What is Dorthy’s favorite song?… Tin Man by America. (365 Music Jokes)
- Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs?… Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- Which of Dorothy’s friends had to have his mouth washed out with soap?… The Swearcrow of Oz.
- What relative did Dorothy meet at the Emerald City?… Auntie Gem.
- What kid in the Emerald City got the best grades in school?… The Wizard of A’s.
- Where did Dorothy slip and fall down?… On the Yellow Slick Road.
- Who made the yellow slick road slippery?… The Wizard of Ooze.
- How did the Munchkins communicate?… In Yellow Brick Code.
- Who gave the Wizard of Oz warts?… The Yellow Brick Toad.
- Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Election Jokes)
- Who kept making Dorothy scratch herself?… The Wicked Itch of the West.
- Who kept telling the Wizard everything Dorothy did wrong?… The Wicked Snitch of the West.
- How do old people get around in Oz?… They use Munch-canes.
- Where do you go to weigh a pie?… Somewhere, over the rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
- What part of Kansas did Toto come from?… To-topeka.
- What did the Tin Man say after he fell into a fire?… “I’m molten! molten!”
- Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for President… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Election Jokes)
- What did the Munchkins sing after the Wicked Witch of the East stole their food and ate it?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is fed…”
- What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Alaska?… “There’s no place like Nome! There’s no place like Nome!”
- What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat ice cream in?… Munch-cones.
- What did Dorothy wear when she was tired?…. Ruby Sleepers.
- Where did Dorothy travel when she wanted to make friends?… Down the Hello Brick Road.
- Who was called after Dorothy smashed the Wicked Witch of the East?… A witch doctor.
- What did Dorothy sing after she slipped?… “Somewhere over the sprained toe!”
- Why did the Munchkins burn down Dorthy’s house?… Because they wanted to give her a housewarming.
- Where was the Tinman born?… In Tin-buktu.
- What happened when a tornado sucked up Toto and the Cowardly Lion?… It rained cats and dogs
- What did the Scarecrow say when the Wicked Witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… “That’s the last straw!”
- What did the Tin Man say when he chopped down a tree?… “Tin—Ber!”
- What did Dorothy say when she walked into the circus tent?… “Lions and Tigers and Chairs, oh my!”
- What did Dorothy cut herself with?… The Scissors of Oz.
- What does a barber use in Oz?… The Scissors of Oz.
- What has wings but can’t fly, sticks its head in the sand, and takes Munchkins for rides?… Oztriches.
- What should you hold over your head if you want Dorothy to kiss you?… Mistle-Toto.
- Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?… The Wizard of Claus.
- Who did Toto want to chase while he was in Oz?… The Emerald Kitty.
- Who cut down all the trees in Munchkinland?… The Wizard of Saws.
- Who did Dorothy meet in the desert?…. The Lizard of Oz.
- How did the tornado damage Dorothy’s home?… It blew it up.
- Who did Dorothy run into when winter came?… The Blizzard of Oz.
- Who saved Dorothy from getting lost in the blizzard?… Ozkimos.
- What did Dorothy ride on during the blizzard?… Toto-boggans.
- Who made the Blizzard of Oz go away?… The Wizard of Thaws.
- Did the tornado excite Dorothy?… Yeah, she got carried away.
- What did the Munchkins eat for dessert?… The Jello Brick Road.
- What brought the Lullaby League to Munchkinland?… A snore-nado.
- Who lives in the Emerald City part of the time and in space the rest of the time?… Oztronauts.
- What do you have when you have 16 copies of the Wizard of Oz?… The Wizard of Lb.
- Who kept throwing garbage at Dorothy and her friends?… The Wicked Witch of the Waste.
- What kind of trees grow in the Emerald City?… Evergreens.
- What part of Dorothy’s house spun round and round during the tornado?… the house-top.
- What did the Munchkins sing when the Wicked Witch of the East fell into her food processor?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is shred…”
- Why would the Wicked Witch of the East have made a good pet?… Because she was housebroken.
- Who did Dorothy visit when she cut herself?… The Wizard of Gauze.
- Which of Dorothy’s friends looked like a box?… The Squarecrow of Oz.
- Who was the Squarecrow’s best friend?… The Cowardly Line.
- Who was the kindest of Dorothy’s friends?… The Carecrow of Oz.
- What did the eyewitnesses say when they saw Dorothy get in an automobile accident?…. “Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a car.”
- What did the Munchkins sing after the good witch turned the Wicked Witch of the West into a dinner roll?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is bread…”
- Who did the Cowardly Lion visit when he got a thorn in his foot?… The Wizard of Paws.
- How did Dorothy’s dog travel through Oz?… Incogni-toto.
- “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?” Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:” I’ve come for some courage.” “NO PROBLEM!” says the Wizard. “WHO IS NEXT?” Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well………, I…….I think I need a brain.” “DONE” says the Wizard. “WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?” Up stepped George Bush sadly, “I’m told by the American people that I need a heart.” “I’VE HEARD IT’S TRUE!” says the Wizard. “CONSIDER IT DONE.” There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn’t say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” “Is Dorothy here?” (Presidents Jokes)
- What path in Oz plays beautiful music as you travel on it?… The Cello Brick Road.
- What insect did Dorothy see in the tornado?… A housefly.
- Which of Dorothy’s friends had spent a lot of time out in the sun?… The Tan Woodsman of Oz.
- What place in Oz has the most plants?… The Emerald City. It’s full of greenhouses.
- What grows best in the greenhouses?… Green vegetables.
- What’s the Tin Man’s head filled with?… Gela-tin.
- What hopped along beside Dorothy as she traveled through Oz?… Totoads.
- Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Man in the morning?… Because he liked to get up oily.
- Who followed Dorothy around, waiting for her to die?… The Buzzard of Oz.
- What did the Munchkins tell Dorothy to do if she got hungry?… “Swallow the Yellow Brick Road.”
- What’s the best kind of house to hit a witch with?… A clubhouse.
- Who kept trying to make Dorothy trip and fall?… The Wicked Ditch of the West.
- What did Dorothy wear when she was thirsty?… Ruby Sippers.
- Who in Oz makes friends with lions but kills bulls?… Matadorothy.
- Who follows Matadorothy around?… A To-toreador.
- What cleaned all the garbage out of Kansas?… A janitor-nado.
- What is the To-toreador?… He’s a bulldog.
- Was Dorothy a good actress?… Yes, she brought the house down.
- What would you get if you smashed Toto?… A totortilla.
- Where did the Oztronauts land their rockets?…. On Ozteroids.
- What did Dorothy have on her arm?… A Toto tattoo.
- Who were the first residents of Oz?… The Oztecs.
- I’m working on a “rock opera” adaptation of The Wizard of Oz that would employ the songs and sounds of the best British artists, including the Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, the Verve, David Bowie, and Radiohead… It’s called “Mum-Ware Stone-Verve the Rade-Bow.”
- What’s the yellow brick road paved with?… Ozphalt.
- I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams. His stage name is “The Wizard of Oz.”
- What did Dorothy’s dog sit on when he got tired?… Totoadstools.
- Who always told Dorothy the wrong time?… The Wicked Watch of the West.
- What’s the best way to blow up Toto?… With a Totorpedo.
- Who did the Scarecrow visit when the wicked witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… The Wizard of Straws.
- What did Dorothy’s dog wear when he went dancing?… A Toto tutu.
- What would Dorothy’s dog wear if they went to Rome?… A Totoga.
- What did Dorothy wear when she fed the pigs?… Ruby Sloppers.
- What did Dorothy take when she had a headache?… Ozpirin.
- Who did the Cowardly Lion visit when he got a thorn in his foot?… The Wizard of Paws.
- What did Toto become when the Indians found him?… A Tototem pole.
- Where did Dorothy go when she was in a hurry?… Down the Yellow Quick Road.
- What did Dorothy say when she walked into a dark fruit orchard?… “Lions and Tigers and Pears, oh my!”
- What did the wicked witch of the west put on their sandwiches?… Toto-matoes.
- What did the Wicked Witch of the West eat for breakfast?… Totoast.
- What did the Wicked Witch make Dorothy eat while she was in Oz?… Ozparagus.
- What did the Wicked Witch of the East keep her food in?… Munch-cans.
- What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat at noon?… Lunchkins.
- And what did she drink?… Punchkins.