Winter Solstice Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Winter Solstice jokes.
  2. Today is a very dark day… Enjoy your winter solstice!
  3. It’s a dark day in America today…. Literally. It’s the winter solstice.
  4. I’m going to a solstice party at my in-laws… It’s going to be a long night.
  5. Today is the shortest day of the year… Don’t worry, it’ll pass quickly!
  6. Why is the Winter Solstice considered an excellent storyteller?… Because he is always short and to the point.
  7. Well, tomorrow is gonna be a short day…… What with the winter solstice and all…..
  8. A man walks into a bar the day after the winter solstice and orders a quadruple vodka. The bartender asks, “Is everything alright?” The man sighs and says, “It’s been a long night.”
  9. What’s the difference between the Winter Solstice and a really bad dad joke?… One lasts less than 24 hours, the other seems like an eternity.
  10. Do you know the Winter Solstice’s favorite song?… “Here Comes the Sun!” (365 Music Jokes)
  11. Why are Winter Solstice fans terrible at cooking?… They’re always short on thyme.
  12. Why didn’t the sun show up for the Winter Solstice party?… It needed some “space.”
  13. Why is the Winter Solstice a terrible guest?… It never brightens anyone’s day.
  14. What’s a snowman’s favorite winter solstice activity?… Chillin’ out!
  15. How does the sun relax on the Winter Solstice?… It takes a few rays off.
  16. What did one snowman say to the other on the Winter Solstice?… Do you carrot all about the cold?
  17. What do you call a party on the winter solstice?… A cool gathering!
  18. What did the moon say on the longest night of the year?… “Hang in there—it’s a phase!”
  19. What did the snowflake say to the wind on the Winter Solstice?… Thanks for giving me a lift!
  20. What is the biggest night for most people?… The winter solstice!
  21. A man going to a Winter Solstice party at his in-laws. He said, “Wish me luck, it’s going to be a long night.”
  22. Which place has the shortest days?… Italy as it turns on its axis the fastest.
  23. What do you call an outdoor movie night on the Winter Solstice?… Sundown Cinema… that starts at 4 p.m.
  24. What’s the Winter Solstice’s favorite candy?… Snowcaps—it’s seasonal!
  25. What is the Winter Solstice’s favorite hobby?… Solar Reading!
  26. For the past couple of years, I have been saying that the only holidays worth celebrating are the equinoxes and the solstices… I find all of the others to be astronomically unimportant.
  27. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  28. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Winter Jokes)
  29. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
  30. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Winter Jokes)
  31. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Winter Jokes & Bike Jokes)
  32. What is the solstice’s favorite hobby?… Solar Reading!
  33. Why don’t people argue with the Winter Solstice?.. Because it always gives them the cold shoulder.
  34. Want to hear a joke about the shortest day of the year?… Never mind, it’s too dark.
  35. What do you call a snowman party?… A snowball!
  36. What’s the best thing about Winter solstice?… From now on, days will be lighter and lighter.
  37. What did the solstice say to the night?… See you on the flip side!
  38. What do you call Santa when he takes a break?… Santa Pause!
  39. How do snowmen greet each other?… “Ice to meet you!”
  40. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted flakes!
  41. Why was the solstice always calm?… It had a zen-ith state of mind!
  42. How do snowmen travel around?… By riding an “icicle”!
  43. What do you call a snowman on the winter solstice?… Melted Potential!
  44. How do you catch a snowflake?… With a “snow” cone!
  45. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… “Do you smell carrots?”
  46. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  47. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
  48. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  49. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Snowman Jokes)
  50. Where does the snowman go to dances?… A snow ball! (Snowman Jokes)
  51. Why was the sun so tired on December 21st?… It was burnt out from its longest worknight preparations.
  52. Why are winter days considered excellent storytellers?… Because they’re always short and to the point.
  53. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes)
  54. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  55. I’m throwing a hobbit party to celebrate the Winter Solstice… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  56. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  57. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes for Teachers)
  58. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
  59. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business ! (Snowman Jokes)
  60. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Snowman Jokes)
  61. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Winter Solstice?
  62. What’s a vampire’s favorite day?… The winter solstice – enough night time!
  63. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winter Solstice knock-knock joke?
  64. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winter Solstice knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps! (Snowman Jokes)
  66. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  67. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  68. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs! (Snowman Jokes)
  69. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  70. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet! (Snowman Jokes)
  71. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite! (Snowman Jokes)
  72. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
  73. How do you scare a snowman?… You get a hairdryer! (Snowman Jokes)
  74. What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter. (Winter Jokes for Kids & Bird Jokes)
  75. What do you call a snowman in the summer?… A puddle!
  76. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
  77. What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld Fang Syne! (Vampire Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  78. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
  79. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow. (Napping Jokes)
  80. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  81. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  82. Why don’t reindeer celebrate the Winter Solstice?… They find it unbearable (polar bears keep showing up uninvited).
  83. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Skiing Jokes)
  84. Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Farming Jokes)
  85. Where does a polar bear keep its money?… In a snow bank!
  86. What do you call a snowman in the desert?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
  87. How does an Eskimo stick his house together?… With igloo!
  88. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Snowman Jokes)
  89. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  90. Why did the snowman want a divorce?… Because he thought his wife was a flake! (Snowman Jokes)
  91. Getting a job in the Arctic in the winter is great! Why?…  When the days get short, you only have to work a 30 minute work week.
  92. Which side of an Arctic Tern has the most feathers?… The outside! (Bird Jokes)
  93. What vegetable was forbidden on the ships of Arctic explorers?… Leeks!
  94. What did the seal say when it swam into a concrete wall?… “Dam!” (Seal Jokes)
  95. What do women use to stay young looking in the Arctic?… Cold cream.
  96. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?… no eyed deer. (Reindeer Jokes)
  97. What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?… The crack of dawn!
  98. If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy!
  99. What did the icy Arctic road say to the truck?… “Want to go for a spin?”
  100. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line.
  101. Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (180 School Jokes)
  102. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  103. What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?… One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
  104. Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in! (Seal Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  105. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Bird Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
  106. What sits on the bottom of the cold Arctic Ocean and shakes?… A nervous wreck.
  107. What’s the best day to host a party for your smaller friends?… The Winter Solstice. It’s the shortest day of the year!
  108. What do you call the shortest king of the solstice?… Microwave!
  109. What’s the Winter Solstice’s favorite instrument?… The shortest harp—also known as a harmonica!
  110. Why did the snowman refuse to celebrate the solstice?… He found it a little cold-hearted.
  111. What’s the opposite of the Winter Solstice?… A summer not-so-sist.
  112. How does the sun like its jokes served?… Sunny-side up.
  113. How do you know the solstice is a poor thief?… It always gets caught in broad daylight—oh, wait.
  114. What did the tree say during December?… I’m really feeling pine-d up about this solstice thing.
  115. How does the sun relax on the solstice?… It takes a few rays off.
  116. What do you get if you cross the solstice with a snowstorm?… Frostbite-size laughs
  117. How do winter solstice enthusiasts exercise?… Short sprints with no sun breaks.