Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes

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  1. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too!
  3. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kanga…Kanga who?… Kangaroo you silly old bear.
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Piglet… Piglet who?… Piglet me in, it’s cold out here.
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Owl.. Owl who?… Owl let you know later.
  7. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Roo… Roo who…? Roo would know if you opened the door.
  8. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Roo… Roo who?… Root, root, root for the home team. (Baseball Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Owl… Owl who?… Owl at the moon.
  10. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Roo… Roo who?… Roo who – how are you?
  11. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  12. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger… Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger… Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  13. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh…. Winnie the Pooh who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh… Winnie the Pooh who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again!
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Eeyore… Eeyore who?… Eeyore, thanks for noticin’ me. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  15. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Roo… Roo who?… Roo are you? (Music Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… That’s … That’s who?… That’s re-dikorus! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Eeyore… Eeyore who?… Eeyore not to E. That is the question. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  18. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tee Eye… Tee Eye who?… Tee Eye Double Gee R!
  19. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Eeyore… Eeyore who?… Eeyore comes from the Eemine. 
  20. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Eeyore… Eeyore who?… Eeyore is locked, let me in. (Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gopher… Gopher who?… Gopher the gold!(Knock Knock Jokes) 
  22. Knock, knock…. Who’s there?… Gopher…. Gopher who?… Gophers like to goph at the goph course. (Golf Jokes)
  23. Knock, knock… Who’s there…? Honey… Honey who?… Honey?… Did someone say honey? 
  24. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kanga… Kanga who?… Kanga outside to play?
  25.  Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Kanga… Kanga who?… Kanga Roo’s mommy. 
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Piglet… Piglet who?… Piglet a fly in the house, oh no.
  27. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Pooh with a rumbly in his tummy.
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Owl… Owl who?… Owl – I stubbed my toe!
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Rabbit… Rabbit who?… Rab-bit all the carrots.
  30. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tigger… Tigger who?… Tigger who’s going to bounce you!
  31. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Tut… Tut who?… Tut, tut it looks like rain.
  32. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the… Winnie-the who? No, silly… it’s not Winnie the who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!
  33. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh… Winnie the Pooh who? Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too!
  35. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Z. Z who? Z honey. Where is z honey.
  36. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Hoo… Hoo who?… Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?…Pooh… Pooh who?… Don’t Cry.

More Winnie the Pooh Jokes

  1. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
  2. Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
  3. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  4. Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
  5. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
  6. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
  7. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
  8. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
  9. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes)
  10. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
  11. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
  12. If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
  13. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
  14. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table. (Police Jokes)
  15. What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo! (Halloween Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat!
  18. What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
  19. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  20. What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?… Sandy Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
  21. What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Napping Jokes)
  22. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round. (Geometry Jokes)
  23. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
  24. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
  25. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes! (Hockey Jokes)
  26. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  27. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Honey! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  28. What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?… A pouch potato!
  29. Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids)
  30. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears. (Corn Jokes)
  31. What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?… Winnie the P.U!
  32. Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
  33. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear!
  34. What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?… The kind that is closest to him!
  35. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
  36. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
  37. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
  38. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
  39. Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home!
  40. Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm
  41. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
  42. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood!
  43. What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?… His bear hands!
  44. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
  45. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
  46. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  47. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
  48. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Swimming Jokes)
  49. Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
  50. What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom! (Tree Jokes)
  51. What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?… They both have honey in them!
  52. What would Snoop Doggy Dogg be called if he married Winnie-the-Pooh?… Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. (Music Jokes)
  53. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  54. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
  55. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
  56. What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
  57. Why is Tigger so bouncy?… He eats spring onions!
  58. On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?… The outside!
  59. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say in the Stone Age?… Yabba-Dabba-Pooh
  60. What’s the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… Gopher can get out of a hole.
  61. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… Their middle name!
  62. What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Jokes)
  63. How does Winnie The Pooh apologize?… He bears his heart and soul.
  64. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  65. Why does Eeyore’s house keep blowing away?… He’s a terrible housekeeper.
  66. What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?… I’m stuffed
  67. What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?… Show me the honey.
  68. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?… By sitting on it.
  69. What is Winnie-the-Pooh’s mom’s name?… Pooh jour mama.
  70. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… That’s … That’s who?… Thats re-dikorus! (Knock Knock Jokes)
  71. What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?… Because he has bear feet!
  72. Winnie, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger are all firemen and they get a call but the fire engine only holds 2 people. Where do they sit?… Winnie and Piglet in the front, Tigger on the back, and Eeyore on the top shouting “eeyore, eeyore, eeyore!!!!!!!!!”
  73. Why does Tigger smell?…. You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
  74. Why was Tigger in the bathroom?…He was looking for Pooh!
  75. What’s brown and sits in the forest?… Winnie’s Pooh!
  76. Where does Pooh like to swim?… In the toilet.