Winnie the Pooh Jokes for Kids

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1. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie…Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
2. What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
3. What do you call a teddy bear who rides a bike everywhere?… Schwinnie The Pooh. (Bike Jokes)
4. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
5. What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation! (Honey Jokes)
6. What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship! (Sailing Jokes)
7. If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
8. What kinds of hugs does Winnie the Pooh give?… Bear hugs! (Bear Jokes)
9. Winnie-the-Pooh is on a Picnic with Christopher Robin, Piglet and Eeyore. Christopher Robin says “Pooh, you haven’t touched any food yet. What gives?” Pooh: “I’m stuffed!” (Summer Jokes)
10. Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids)
11. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!! (Doctor Jokes)
12. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
13. Who did Christopher Robin dress up as for Halloween?… Christopher Robin Hood. (Funny Halloween Jokes & Robin Hood Jokes)
14. Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
15. What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
16. What does Winnie the Pooh say when he’s sad?… Pooh-hoo. (Psychology Jokes)
17. What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
18. What brand of potato chip does Owl like the most?… Wise. (Bird Jokes)
19. What is Owl’s favorite school subject?… Owlgebra. (Bird Jokes & Algebra Jokes for Teachers)
20. What do you call Tigger when he goes to the beach?…Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes)
21. Why is Rabbit’s home so cool during the summer?… It has hare-conditioning. (Summer Jokes)
22. How is Tigger like a sergeant in the army?… They both wear stripes. (Army Jokes)
23. What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears. (Corn Jokes)
24. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Winnie the Pooh.
25. What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent?… Show me the honey. (Movie Jokes & Honey Jokes)
26. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
27. How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
28. What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Bozo the Clown have in common?… The same middle name.
29. What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Funny Spring Jokes & Bird Jokes)
30. Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
31. What’s the difference between a groundhog and Winnie-the-Pooh?… A groundhog can get out of a hole. (Groundhog Day Jokes)
32. What is Rabbit’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Breakfast Jokes)
33. What is Rabbit’s favorite style of music… Hip Hop. (365 Music Jokes)
34. What’s the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home! (Honey Jokes)
35. Why doesn’t Tigger like fast food?… Because he can’t catch it. (Fast Food Jokes)
36. What did Christopher Robin say when Rabbit told a joke?… Silly old hare.
37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Winnie the Pooh?
38. What happened when Rabbit won the lottery?… He became a millionhare!
39. Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm.
40. What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo! (Halloween Jokes)
41. What did Pooh call Tigger as he handed out Christmas gifts at the beach?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Jokes)
42. Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gusta read Winnie the Pooh. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Winnie the Pooh knock-knock joke?
44. What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes & Bear Jokes)
45. What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Napping Jokes)
46. What happened when Tigger ate the clown fish?… He felt funny.
47. What does Tigger sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells. (Christmas Jokes)
48. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Winnie the Pooh knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
49. Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Swimming Jokes)
50. What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff! (Dessert Jokes)
51. What did the magician say when he made Winnie the Pooh disappear?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
52. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
53. How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one if it’s a Pooh Bear! (Honey Jokes)
54. What can you call Kanga when she’s being lazy?… A pouch potato. (Potato Jokes)
55. What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round. (Geometry Jokes)
56. Why is Rabbit so confident?… He’s a hop-timist. (Psychology Jokes)
57. Which day of the week does Tigger eat the most?… Chewsday.
58. Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday! (Honey Jokes)
59. Why did the Tigger lose the card game?… Because he was playing with a cheetah.
60. What is the fiercest flower in the Hundred Acre Wood?… A Tigger lily. (Flower Jokes)
61. What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?… Winnie the P.U!
62. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say in the Stone Age?… Yabba-Dabba-Pooh
63. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock! Who’s there?… Tigger. Tigger who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh. Winnie-the-Pooh who?… Aren’t you glad I didn’t say Tigger again! (Knock Knock Jokes)
64. What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
65. What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
66. What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman. (Police Jokes for Kids)
67. What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?… Sandy Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
68. What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear sneakers?… Because he has bear feet. (Bear Jokes)
69. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh who? … Winnie-the-Pooh and Tigger Too! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
70. Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?… Because he plays with Pooh all day.
71. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
72. Why did the Owl invite Pooh and Tigger over?… He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
73. Why is Tigger so bouncy?… He eats spring onions!
74. What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?… His bear hands!
75. Besides eating honey… What do John the Baptist, Smokey the Bear, and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… They share the same middle name.
76. What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?… A pouch potato!
77. What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
78. What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table. (Police Jokes)
79. How does Winnie The Pooh apologize?… He bears his heart and soul.
80. What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat!
81. Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
82. What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes! (Hockey Jokes)
83. What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Honey! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
84. What type of books does owl like to read?… Hooo-dunnits (mystery books)
85. What would Snoop Doggy Dogg be called if he married Winnie-the-Pooh?… Snoop Doggy Dogg Pooh. (Music Jokes)
86. What’s the difference between a gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… A gopher can get out of a hole.
87. Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
88. What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?… The kind that is closest to him!
89. What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink.
90. What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy.
91. What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot!
92. Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robbin.
93. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey!
94. What do Alexander the great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?… The same middle name.
95. Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood!
96. Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
97. What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom! (Tree Jokes)
98. What do Winnie the Pooh and his pots have in common?… They both have honey in them!
99. Why is Winnie-the-Pooh always smiling?… Because he has the honey stuck all over his mouth.
100. What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?…Sandy claws.
101. Who does Winnie-the-Pooh have a crush on?… Honey!
102. What flavor of honey does Pooh like best?… Any kind.
103. On which side does Tigger have the most stripes?… The outside!
104. What’s the difference between Gopher and Winnie-the-Pooh?… Gopher can get out of a hole.
105. What word does Tigger use to describe himself?… Purr-fect.
106. What do you get when you cross Tigger with a snowman?… Frost-bite.
107. What do you get if you cross Tigger with a sheep?… A striped sweater.
108. Why does Eeyore’s house keep blowing away?… He’s a terrible housekeeper.
109. What did Winnie The Pooh say after dinner?… I’m stuffed
110. How does Eeyore keep losing his tail?… By sitting on it.
111. What is Winnie-the-Pooh’s mom’s name?… Pooh jour mama.
112. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… That’s … That’s who?… Thats re-dikorus! (Knock Knock Jokes)
113. What doesn’t Winnie the Pooh wear shoes?… Because he has bear feet!
114. Winnie, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger are all firemen and they get a call but the fire engine only holds 2 people. Where do they sit?… Winnie and Piglet in the front, Tigger on the back, and Eeyore on the top shouting “eeyore, eeyore, eeyore!!!!!!!!!”
115. Why does Tigger smell?…. You’d smell too if you played with Pooh all day!
116. Why was Tigger in the bathroom?…He was looking for Pooh!
117. What’s brown and sits in the forest?… Winnie’s Pooh!
118. Where does Pooh like to swim?… In the toilet.
119. Why didn’t Winnie the Pooh wear pants?… So he can pooh bear.
120. Why does Piglet always smell bad?… Because he plays with Pooh.
121. What do you call Winnie-the-Pooh’s grandmother ?… Pooh Nanny.
122. Why did Christopher Robin have to wash his hands?… He’d been playing with Pooh all day.
123. How did Eeyore lose his tail?… He sat on it!
124. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the… Winnie-the who?… No, silly… it’s not Winnie the who, it’s Winnie the Pooh!
125. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh… Winnie the Pooh who Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too!
126. Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh…Winnie the Pooh who… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh.Winnie the Pooh who?… Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie the Pooh.Winnie the Pooh who Knock, Knock!…Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad I didn’t say Winnie the Pooh again!
127. What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat.
128. What’s striped and bouncy?… A Tigger.
129. What flies around Winnie the Pooh’s light at night?… A Tigger moth.
130. What does Christopher Robbins feed Tigger?… Nothing he’s already stuffed.
131. What’s striped and goes round and round?… Tigger in a revolving door.
132. What’s little, brown, and found in the woods?… Winnie’s pooh.
133. What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?… The same middle name.
134. What do you call The Bear who loves philosophy?… Winnie the Philosopooh