Washington Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Washington jokes.
  2. What is the cleanest state?… “WASH” ington.
  3. Why is Santa thinking about moving to Seattle?… Because of all the rain, dear. (Christmas Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  4. Why can’t you compare Washington State and Florida?… Because it’d be like comparing apples and oranges. (Apple Jokes & Florida Jokes)
  5. Washington: America hates us because America ain’t us.
  6. When do you need an umbrella for hiking?… When you’re climbing Mt. Rain-ier. (Hiking Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  7. What do you call a week without rain in Seattle?… Summer. (Summer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  8. What do you call monkeys who live in Seattle?… Amazon Prime-ates. (Monkey Jokes)
  9. What do you call three orcas in Elliott Bay?… A tripod. (Whale Jokes)
  10. What is the sea otter’s favorite Adele song?… Hello, from the Otter Side. (Otter Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
  11. Heard any good jokes about the Cascades?… Yes, they are hill areas. (Hiking Jokes)
  12. What do Seattle kids have to watch out for?… Pier pressure. (Fishing Jokes)
  13. How do you make a SeaFair pirate angry?… Take away the “p.” (Pirate Jokes)
  14. Why did the leprechaun want to move to Washington?… Because it’s the evergreen state. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  15. What did the Seattle kids say when the ferry finally pulled into the dock?… It’s a boat time. (Fishing Jokes)
  16. Why can’t Mt. Rainier and Mt. Baker play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak. (Hiking Jokes)
  17. In what state does the Columbia River flow?… Liquid. (10 Longest Rivers in Washington)
  18. How do aliens get vaccinated?… With a Space Needle. (Covid Jokes)
  19. Why is Seattle like L.A.?… You can seastars here, too. (California Jokes)
  20. Can an elementary student jump higher than the Space Needle?… Of course! The Space Needle can’t jump. (Elementary School Jokes)
  21. Why does Mount St. Helens play so many video games?… Because it’s not very active.
  22. Can a high school student jump higher than the Space Needle?… Of course! The Space Needle can’t jump. (High School Jokes)
  23. Where’s a leprechaun’s favorite place to jog?… Green Lake. (Leprechaun Jokes)
  24. Can a middle school student jump higher than the Space Needle?… Of course! The Space Needle can’t jump.(Middle School Jokes)
  26. How do the zebras at the Woodland Park Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)
  27. What did the detective say when she got to Pike Street Market? … Something’s fishy here.
  28. Can you name the capital in Washington?… “W.”
  29. A Washington resident came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”
  30. Washington: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)
  31. Ever since my girlfriend moved to Washington State… She has been cold and distant.
  32. It is so cold here in Seattle… I saw a politician having hands in his own pocket.
  33. What did Coach Carroll say to Russell Wilson when he dropped some change?… Hey, I want my quarter back.
  34. What did Bugs Bunny say when the ferry pulled in at Fauntleroy?… What’s up dock?
  35. Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Seattle?… Just for the halibut.
  36. Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Washington.
  37. What did the Giant Octopus under the Tacoma Narrows Bridge eat for lunch?… Fish and ships. (Octopus Jokes & Fishing Jokes)
  38. What did Washington see?… the same thing Arkansas.
  39. Why did the University of Washington football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. 
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  41. A Washington fan walks into the doctor’s office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied “Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?”
  42. What did the Washington flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!
  43. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Washington-Oregon border.
  44. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Washington-Idaho border.
  45. Why did the Washington teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  46. Why should the University of Washington change it’s team name to the opossums?…  Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.
  47. Why did the Washington teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  49. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Washington? 
  50. Washington has changed its drinking age to 28…. Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school.
  51. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Washington? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  52. What’s the only thing that grows in Seattle?… The Crime Rate!
  53. Why is “The Wave” banned at the University of Washingotn Stadium?… Two fans drowned last year. 
  54. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name any professional sports teams in Washington Dates? 
  55. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Washington? (State Capitals)
  56. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Washington?  
  57. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Washington?  
  58. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Washington? (Hiking Jokes)  
  59. What did the gum say to the gum wall?… I’m stuck on you.
  60. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Alabama?  
  61. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alabama? 
  62. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Alabama?
  63. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Alabama?  
  64. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alabama?  
  65. Divorced couples in Alabama are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)
  66. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   
  67. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  
  68. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? 
  69. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?
  70. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?
  71. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?
  72. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  73. Why did Troy State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  74. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  75. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  76. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  77. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  78. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  79. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  80. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  81. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  83. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  84. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  85. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  86. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  87. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  88. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)
  89. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   
  90. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  
  91. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? 
  92. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?
  93. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?
  94. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?
  95. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)
  96. How many University of Washington freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.
  97. How do you get a man in Washington to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.
  98. Why do Washington students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (Biology Jokes)
  99. Why do Washington students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!
  100. What language do the I-90 and 520 bridges speak?… Span-ish
  101. If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Mississippi, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  102. Why can’t and play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.
  103. What is a Alabama mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  104. Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Alabama?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
  105. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alabama?
  106. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)
  107. Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. 
  108. What does the average Alabama high school student get on his SAT?… Drool.
  109. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alabama knock knock jokes?
  110. What is a Alabama cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)
  111. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Rain Jokes & Alabama Jokes)
  112. A retired Alabama man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)
  113. A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”
  114. Super Bowl XLIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
  115. Where does the president send his dirty Inauguration clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Inauguration Jokes)
  116. Can you name the capital of Washington?… “W”
  117. What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in Washington)
  118. What is the tallest building in?… Washington Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)
  119. What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Washington Turnpike!
  120. Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in Washington)
  121. What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!
  122. What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  123. If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  124. Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)
  125. Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Washington Mountains)
  126. Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”
  127. Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
  128. Where do [state] elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)
  129. Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)
  130. Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)
  132. Why did Washington disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.
  133. Why do Eastern Washington students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked.
  134. Why did the Washington regents decide to cover Husky Stadium in cardboard?… Because the Huskies always look better on paper.
  135. What’s the one thing that keeps Huskies basketball players from graduating?… Going to Class.

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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Washington jokes.Can you name the capital in Washington?… “W.”Washington: America hates us because America ain’t us.It is so cold here in Alaska… I saw a politician having hands in his own pocket.Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?… Just for the halibut.Ever since my girlfriend moved to Alaska… She has been cold and distant.How many University of Washington freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?… None, it’s a sophomore course.Alabama: We’re not sure who is dumber – the politicians or the voters. (Election Jokes)How do you get a man in Washington to do sit-ups?… Put the remote control between his toes.How do the zebras at the Woodland Park Zoo play baseball?… Three stripes and you’re out! (Baseball Jokes)Why do Alabama students have such beautiful noses?… They’re hand picked. (Biology Jokes)Why do Alabama students have TGIF on their shoes?… Toes Go In First!Alabama: America hates us because America ain’t us.Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Hawaii.Why did the Auburn football team cross the road?… Because it was easier than crossing the goal line. What separates a good team from a great team?… The Florida-Alabama border. Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the pool?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)What did Alabama see?… the same thing Arkansas.An Alabaman came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, “Hurry on over here. My house is on fire!” “OK,” replied the fireman, “how do we get there?” “Say, don’t you still have them big red trucks?”An Alabama fan walks into the doctor’s office one day with a hat on. He takes off his hat, and the doctor sees that there is a big frog sitting right on top of his head. The doctor looks at the man and asks him why he has a frog sitting on his head. It was the frog who replied “Actually doc, I was the one who wanted to see you. Can you remove this wart off my butt?”Why should the University of Alabama change it’s team name to the opossums?…  Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the river?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)Alabama has changed its drinking age to 28…. Lawmakers warrant this by saying it is meant to keep alcohol out of high school.Why is “The Wave” banned in Aloha Stadium?… Two Rainbow Warriors fans drowned last year. (Rainbow Jokes)What did the Alabama flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved!Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe spell Alabama? Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the colleges and universities in Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name any professional sports teams in Alabama? Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the capital of Alabama? (State Capitals)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the most populated city in Alabama?  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the least populated city in Alabama?  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the highest mountain in Alabama? (Hiking Jokes)  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the longest river in Alabama?  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the two senators from Alabama? Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the governor of Alabama?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the representatives from Alabama?  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe visit Alabama?  Divorced couples in Alabama are having trouble deciding who gets the Marijuana… The judges have started issuing joint custody. (Divorce Jokes)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)Why did Troy State disband its water polo team?… All the horses drowned.Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe name the mascot? (College Mascots)Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe give me the name of a great restaurant Alabama?   Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the cost of living Alabama?  Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me some good lakes in Alabama? Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama football game?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama basketball game?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to an Alabama baseball game?Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tell me the cost of the University of Alabama? (Top U.S. Colleges)If a plane crashed on the borders of Alabama and Mississippi, where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)Why can’t and play hide and seek?… Because they like to peak.What is a Alabama mountain’s favorite type of candy?… Snow caps. (Hiking Jokes & Candy Jokes)Did you guys hear about that girl they found murdered in Alabama?… They found her covered in milk with cheerios still in her mouth… They think it was a cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Alabama?Why did the Alabama teacher jump into the Gulf of Mexico?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Swimming Jokes for Kids)Did you hear about the $4,000,000 Alabama State Lottery?… The winner gets $4 a year for a million years. What does the average Alabama high school student get on his SAT?… Drool.Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Alabama knock knock jokes?What is a Alabama cloud’s favorite drink?… Mountain Dew. (Hiking Jokes & Skiing Jokes)What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Rain Jokes & Alabama Jokes)A retired Alabama man was jailed for refusing to nap… …he was resisting a rest. (Napping Jokes)A guy goes into a bar and asks the bartender if he wants to hear a good Alabama joke. The bartender says, “Before you tell it, you should know that I am 6-2 and weigh 225 and I’m from Alabama. See that guy at the end of the bar? He’s 6-4 and weighs 250 and he’s from Alabama, too. And see the guy at the other end of the bar? He’s 6-6 and weighs 280 and he’s from Alabama, too! Now, do you still want to tell your Alabama joke?” The guy says, “Nah.” To which the bartender smiles and says, “What’s the matter? Are ya chicken?” The guy says, “Nah. I just don’t want to have to explain it three times.”Super Bowl XLIX: “Hey, Seattle, wanna win the Super Bowl?” “No, thanks. We’ll pass.” (Super Bowl Jokes)Where does the president send his dirty Inauguration clothes?… To Wash-ington D.C.! (Inauguration Jokes)Can you name the capital of Washington?… “W” What did Lake say to the shore?… Nothing, it waved.  (15 Best Lakes in Washington)What is the tallest building in?… Washington Public Library of course, it has the most stories! (Library Jokes)What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Washington Turnpike!Where do a fish keep their money?… In the riverbanks of the . (Ten Longest Rivers in Washington)What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The River!What runs but never goes out of breath?… The River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)If a plane crashed on the borders of where would they bury the survivors?… You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived! (Geography Jokes for Kids)Teacher: Where were you born? Student: North Dakota. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in ! (Teacher Jokes)Did you hear the joke about Mountain?… You won’t get over it. (Hiking Jokes & Washington Mountains)Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.”Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)Where do [state] elementary school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Elementary School Jokes)Where do [state] middle school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (Middle School Jokes)Where do [state] high school sports teams buy their uniforms?… New Jersey? (High School Jokes)