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1. Presidential Libraries

September Jokes & Special September Days

1. Service Employees International Union (SEIU) @SEIU (109.2K followers) U.S., Canada, Puerto Rico
2. United Food and Commercial Workers (UFCW) @UFCW (86.1K followers) Washington DC
3. American Federation of Teachers (AFT) @AFTunion (74.9K followers) Washington, DC
4. Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett (575K followers)
5. International Brotherhood of Teamsters (IBT) @Teamsters (71.9K followers)
6. United Automobile, Aerospace and Agricultural Implement Workers of America International Union (UAW) @UAW (63.9K followers) Detroit, Michigan
7. Communications Workers of America (CWA) @CWAUnion (60K followers)
8. September 8th Star Trek Day: Star Trek @StarTrek (504.1.K followers)
9. September 8th NFL Season Opener: NFL @NFL (27M followers)
10. 9/11 Memorial & Museum @Sept11 Memorial (98.9K followers) New York, NY
11. September 12th 9/11 Day @911day United States (19.1K followers)
12. Grandparents Day GrandparentsLink @GrandparentLink (2.2K followers)
13. FDNY @FDNY New York, NY (279.2K followers)
14. American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME) @AFSCME (58.9K followers) U.S.
15. International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers (IBEW) @IBEW (58.8K followers)
16. September 15th International Dot Day: Peter H. Reynolds @peterhreynolds (52.8K followers) Dedham, MA, USA Celebrate International Dot Day with Peter H. Reynolds!
17. National Nurses United (NNU) @NationalNurses (58.3K followers)
18. September 17th Constitution Day: National Constitution Center @ConstitutionCtr (39.6K followers)
19. September 18th National Cheeseburger Day: Wahlburgers @Wahlburgers (146.1K followers)
20. United Steelworkers (USW) @steelworkers (49.4K followers) U.S., Canada, Caribbean
21. September 20th Harvest Full Moon: Neil Young @Neilyoung (465.7K followers) earth
22. REI @REI (420.6K followers) Seattle, WA REI.com
23. Elvira @TheRealElvira (287K followers)
24. Video Music Awards @vmas The 2020 #VMAs are bringing the music LIVE! on Sunday, August 30 at 8p on @MTV vma.mtv.com
25. September 25th: World Pharmacist Day FIP @FIP_org (49.4K followers) #ThankYouPharmacists
26. September 25th National Lobster Day: Get Maine Lobster @getmainelobster, Portland, Maine #NationalLobsterDay
27. Hurricane Ian National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic (1M followers) Miami, FL
28. Labor Day AFL-CIO @AFLCIO (135K followers) The voice of working people in America’s unions. Fighting for an inclusive economy that lifts wages and creates a better life for all. #1u Washington, DC aflcio.org
29. @CheeseburgerROH Official Twitter! ROH Pro Wrestler @ringofhonor ! Trainer/Owner of @worldwidedojo Bookings, Inquiries, Fan Mail: ROHCheeseburger@hotmail.com prowrestlingtees.com/wrestler-t-shi…
30. Talk Like a Pirate Day: Dave Burgess @burgessdave (170K followers) Educator, PD leader, keynote speaker, publisher, president of Dave Burgess Consulting, Inc., and NYT Best Selling author of Teach Like a PIRATE #tlap San Diego, CA daveburgess.com
31. Ocean Spray @OceanSprayInc (25.8K followers)
32. September 22nd Explore New England @Foliage_Reports USAF(Ret) #Photographer & Dabbler in the written word #fallfoliage, #art#travel Enjoy #photography & #wine#decorhttp://vistaphotography.com

Top 10 October Jokes

1. October 1st: International Coffee Day: Just Coffee Coop @JustCoffeeCoop Coffee Jokes: 
2. October 1st: World Smile Day: Smiley @WorldSmileDay (4.4K followers)
3. Tom Brady @TomBrady (2.1M followers)
4. October 4th: National Taco Day big truck tacos @bigtrucktacos (21.8K followers)
5. October 5th: World Teachers Day UNESCO Classical building #Education #Sciences #Culture @UNESCO (3.5M followers)
6. StopBullying.Gov @StopBullyingGov (92.4K Followers) Washington, DC
7. October 9th World Egg Day World Egg 365 @WorldEgg365 United Kingdom
8. October 8th World Octopus Day: Octopus Energy @OctopusEnergy (28.4K followers) London, England octopus.energy
9. October 9th Leif Erickson Day: The Mariners’ Museum @MarinersMuseum (5.5K followers) Newport News, VA
10. October 10th World Mental Health Day World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO (9.9M followers) Geneva, Switzerland
11. Texas A&M Football @AggieFootball (263.7K followers) Bryan-College Station, Texas
12. October 12th: National Farmers Day: Compassion in World Farming @ciwf
13. William Shatner @WilliamShatner (2.5M followers) Los Angeles, CA
15. Elvira @TheRealElvira (299.7K followers) Hollywood CA.
16. Spirit Halloween @SpiritHalloween (97K followers)
17. October 17th National Pasta Day Barilla US @BarillaUS (22.8K Followers)
18. October 18th National Chocolate Cupcake Day Johnny Cupcakes @JohnnyCupcakes (78.7K followers) Boston, MA
19. Mascot Hall of Fame Vote: MASCOT HALL OF FAME @MascotHall (3K followers) Whiting, IN
20. ALCS: Red Sox @RedSox
21. NLCS: Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers (2.2M followers)
22. October 22nd – 24th Head Of The Charles @HOCR (16K followers) Boston, MA
23. October 23rd: Mole Day @nationalmoleday (1K followers)
24. October 23rd: National Take Back Day: DEA HQ @DEAHQ (103.4K followers)
25. October 24th: UN Day: United Nations @UN (14.5M followers)
26. National Chemistry Week: American Chemistry @AmChemistry (57.3K followers) Official Twitter handle of the American Chemistry Council, representing the leading companies engaged in the business of chemistry.Washington, DC blog.americanchemistry.com
27. World Series: MLB @MLBOfficial (9.3M followers) Atlanta Braves @Braves (1.3M followers) Astros @astros
28. Subaru @subaru_usa Official Twitter for Subaru of America. For customer service inquiries call 1-800-SUBARU3. Ambassador inquiries: admin@subaruambassador.com
29. National Pumpkin Day: The Smashing Pumpkins @SmashingPumpkin “Anno Satana” and “Birch Grove” are available now, from our upcoming double album, CYR, out November 27. Listen & pre-order now.Pumpkin Land linktr.ee/smashingpumpki…
30. Freddy Krueger @ElmStreetWired (50K followers) 1428 Elm Street
31. Top Halloween Twitter Accounts: HalloweenMovies™ @Halloweenmovies (503K followers)

November Jokes 2020

1. World Series MVP: Jorge Soler @solerpower12 (111K followers)
2. World Series Champions: Atlanta Braves @Braves (2.2M followers) The official Twitter account of the Los Angeles Dodgers // Blog: @DodgerInsider 1000 Vin Scully Avenue Dodgers.com
3. November 3rd: Election Day iCivics @icivics (16.4K followers) We provide teachers well-written, inventive & free resources to engage students in meaningful civics learning. https://facebook.com/groups/teach2020election… Cambridge, MA icivics.org
4. November 4th: National Candy Day National Confectioners Association @CandyUSA (12K followers) Washington, DC
5. Dr. Anthony Fauci Fan Club @FauciFan (69K followers) Bethesda, MD
6. BRADY @bradybrand (2.4K followers)
7. U.S. Army @USArmy (1.7M followers) Washington, D.C.
8. U.S. Navy @USNavy (1.5M followers) The 7 seas! navy.mil
9. U.S. Air Force @usairforce (1.3M followers)
10. U.S. Coast Guard @USCG (580K followers) Washington, D.C.
11. U.S. Marines @USMC (1.5M followers) Washington, D.C.
12. Veterans Affairs @DeptVetAffairs (636K followers) Washington, D.C.
13. Friday the 13th Jokes: Freaky @UniversalHorror (72.6K followers) In theaters Friday the 13th of November. Freaky.movie
14. Smucker’s @smuckers (24.6K followers) Smucker’s® is committed to offering quality products that bring families together to share memorable meals & moments. Check out @FatherNature for great content! Orrville, Ohio Smuckers.com
15. November 19th: @NEAToday Official account of the National Education Association. We are 3 million educators, advocating for our students and our professions. We are #RedforEd. Washington DCnea.org
16. November 19th: @Plymouth_400 Commemorating the 400th anniversary of Plymouth Colony, beginning with the 1620 landing of the Pilgrims and their relationship with the Wampanoag people. Plymouth, MAplymouth400inc.org
17. Zoomsgiving/Masksgiving @thanksgiving (38K followers) The official Twitter account of @thanksgiving and the Turkey Day Countdown™. Consider a “Zoomsgiving” this year and if not: #WearAMask!
18. See Plymouth @SeePlymouth (.8K followers) Plymouth, MA
19. Olly deMacedo @USAThanksgiving
20. November 25th: @plimoth A national resource for historical research & preservation, we are a living history museum telling the story of the Wampanoag people & the Pilgrims. Plymouth, MA plimoth.org
21. November 22nd: JFK Library @JFKLibrary Dedicated to the memory of our nation’s 35th president. This account is run by the JFK Library Foundation. Follow JFK’s words in today’s world @JohnFKennedy. Columbia Point, Boston MA jfklibrary.org (JFK Quotes: John F. Kennedy Quotes)
22. November 23rd: @USAThanksgiving Annual America’s Hometown Thanksgiving Celebration is held in Plymouth, MA on Nov 22, 23, 24 2019 Plymouth, MAusathanksgiving.com
23. November 28th: @Macys Must-have fashion & exciting events. Share your fave finds with #macyslove. Need help? DM us
24. Best Black Friday Developer Deals! @ReactDOMBlack (11K followers) Friday 2020’s Best Developer Deals! Courses, books, memberships, domains, plugins, hosting & more deals! reactdom.com
25. Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount (290K followers) Twitter’s Christmas Countdown! Follow for countdown updates, photos, trivia, and more
26. Black Friday: Mall of America @mallofamerica (11.3K followers) Bloomington, Minnesota
27. Christmas Tree Assoc @americantrees (1K followers) Non-profit association dedicated to providing consumers with the most accurate facts about Christmas trees. California christmastreeassociation.org

December Jokes

Top Christmas Twitter Accounts

1. December 1st: World Aids Day National AIDS Trust @NAT_AIDS_Trust (22K followers) London, UK nat.org.uk
2. GivingTuesday – December 1 @GivingTuesday (80K followers) #GivingTuesday is a global generosity movement unleashing the power of people to transform their communities and the on Dec 1, 2020 and beyond.
3. U.S. Marines @USMC (1.5M followers) Washington, D.C
4. December 4th: National Cookie Day Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster (558K followers) Sesame Street
5. Toys for Tots @ToysForTots_USA (13K followers)
6. 25 Days of Christmas @25Days (387K followers) #25DaysOfChristmas
7. December 7th Pearl Harbor Day: PearlHarborNPS @PearlHarborNPS (6.5K followers) Pearl Harbor, Hawaii
8. December 8th: National Brownie Day: Betty Crocker @BettyCrocker (147K followers) Minneapolis, MN bit.ly/odq25Q
9. TD Bank @TDBank_US (55.2K followers) Maine to Florida newscenter.td.com/us/en/campaign…
10. TIME @TIME (17.7M followers)Breaking news and current events from around the globe. Subscribe: http://ti.me/subscribetime.com
11. December 11th: Army – Navy Football Game: @USNavy (1.5M followers) @USArmy (1.7M followers) @ArmyWP_Football (81K followers) @NavyFB (67K followers) @USAA (128K followers) @UnderArmour (951K followers)
12. The V Foundation @TheVFoundation (32K followers) Cary, North Carolina
13. December 13th: Alice Cooper @alicecooper (820.1K followers) Official Alice Coope (Top Friday the 13th Twitter Accounts)
14. Pfizer Inc. @pfizer (353K followers)Breakthroughs that change patients’ lives. Visit http://Pfizer.com to learn more. http://on.pfizer.com/CGs New York, NY pfizer.com
15. Santa Claus @ofcSantaClaus (5.5K followers) I’m coming to town. Checking my list twice. Getting the reindeer ready.I will try to answer you all, if I don’t, message @mr_fredric_ & he will help contact me!123 Elf Road. North Pole 88888 packagefromsanta.com
16. December 15th Bill of Rights Day: Bill of Rights Institute @BRInstitute (9K followers) BRI is a non-profit which engages, educates, and empowers individuals with a passion for freedom and opportunity to 50,000+ educators and 70,000+ students. Arlington, VA BillofRightsInstitute.org
17. December 16th: @StarWarsinClass A community for educators and fans alike that provides resources and inspiration for teaching and learning with Star Wars. Managed by @ImagineeringEd. #GoRogues
18. The_Kringle @the_kringle (136 followers) Christmas may only be one day a year but the Christmas spirit lasts all year long.
19. Christmas Countdown @ChristmasCount (281.8K followers) Twitter’s Christmas Countdown! Follow for countdown updates, photos, trivia, and more! North Pole
20. Official North Pole @OfficialSantaHQ (42K followers) Tweeting all the latest #Festive News LIVE and DIRECT from #NorthPoleHQ + Updates on the BIG Man Himself @OfficialSanta #HolidaysAreComing #Christmas #Elftastic North Pole official-santa-letters.co.uk
21. Christmas Movies @XmasFilmQuotes (92.5K followers) Celebrating the best Christmas movies and TV specials of all time. Stop by every day and vote in the 2020 #ChristmasMovieShowdown.
22. Mrs. Claus @mrsclaus (5K followers) Keeping things festive around the North Pole, spending time with the elves and reindeer, and of course keeping track of @santaclaus. Or is it @santa?The North Pole (brr)!noradsanta.org
23. Reindeer #10 @reindeer (3K followers)Perennially benched for the big night every Christmas. I’ll give you the inside dirt as Santa and the other 9 deliver presents. North Pole, year after year
24. Christmas Eve: December 24th: NORAD Tracks Santa @NoradSanta (203.1K followers) Official page of NORAD Tracks Santa, providing up-to-the-minute information on Santa’s journey! #NoradTracksSanta
25. Wonder Woman 1984 @WonderWomanFilm (387K followers) Wonder Woman 1984 | In Theaters and on HBO Max December 25 |#WW84 wonderwoman1984.com
26. The Malliard Report @MalliardReport (80.4K followers) The Malliard Report is a weekly interview-based podcast, which has recently added during the pandemic a monthly live call show to foster the growth.Retweets/likes does not equal malliard.com
27. Ryan Seacrest @RyanSeacrest Taller in personNew York, NY ryanseacrestfoundation.org
28. dick clark productions @dickclarkprod The world’s largest producer & proprietor of televised live event entertainment programming: @AMAs@BBMAs@GoldenGlobes@NYRE@ACMawards@streamys & more!dickclark.com
29. December 31st: New Year’s Rockin’ Eve @NYRE Celebrate the new year with Dick Clark’s New Year’s #RockinEve with @RyanSeacrest! ENJOY 2020!!! Produced by: @dickclarkprod.

January Jokes

• Winter Jokes for Kids

Martin Luther King Day “To commemorate the Birthday of Martin Luther King, Jr. on Monday, January 20th, the @NatlParkService will host special events, including day of service opportunities, and FREE admission to all national parks! Find a park near you!”

1. January 1st: Planet Fitness @PlanetFitness(151K followers) Hampton, NH
2. Peacock @peacockTV (185K followers)
3. Olive Garden @olivegarden (415K followers) U.S. & Canada
4. January 4th National Spaghetti Day Barilla US @BarillaUS (23K followers) #BarillaUS #BarillaLove Barilla.comJoined April 2011
5. January 5th National Bird Day Audubon Society @audubonsociety (206.8K followers) U.S
6. Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock (990.1K followers) Georgia
7. Vice President Vice President Kamala Harris @VP (11.M followers) Washington, D.C.
8. National Guard @USNationalGuard (626K followers)
9. Twitter @Twitter (60M followers) What’s happening?!everywhere about.twitter.com
10. January 10th BCS National Championship Game: Alabama Football @AlabamaFTBL (1M followers) Tuscaloosa, AL &
11. January 11th BCS National Champions: Alabama Football Georgia Football @GeorgiaFootball (1M followers)
12. January 11th: National Milk Day: National Dairy Council @NtlDairyCouncil (17.8K followers) United States
13. got milk? @gotmilk (13.6K followers) California, USA
14. Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills (1.2M followers) Orchard Park, NY
15. January 15th National Hat Day HatsOnForAwareness @HatsOn4Aware (1.5K followers) Toronto, Ontario
16. SkinnyPop Popcorn @theskinnypop (18K followers)
17. January 17th Martin Luther King Day The Martin Luther King, Jr. Center @TheKingCenter (217.8K followers) Atlanta, GA
18. January 18th Winnie The Pooh Day @PoohBearWisdom
19. January 19th National Popcorn Day: popchips @popchips (50K followers) los angeles, ca
20. January 20th Inauguration Day: President Biden @POTUS (18M followers)
21. Vice President Kamala Harris @VP (12M followers)
22. Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman (1.5M followers)
23. January 23rd National Pie Day: Top 10 Pie Jokes: MoonPie @MoonPie (290K followers) Chattanooga, TN
24. January 24th National Peanut ButterDay: SKIPPY Peanut Butter @Skippy (18K followers)
25. ASPCA @ASPCA (507K followers) New York, NY
26. Jill Biden @FLOTUS (1.7M followers) US government account First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS. whitehouse.gov
27. January 26th: Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers Welcome to the #LakeShow |17x ChampionsLos Angeles, CA lakers.com
28. January 27th: Holocaust Memorial Day Trust @HMD_UK (35K followers) 27 January is Holocaust Memorial Day.
29. PragmaticMom @pragmaticmom (76K followers) Co-Creator Multicultural Children’s Book Day #ReadYourWorld Blogging on diversity #KidLit & parenting Co-Author @howtocoachgirls Co-Founder @aquent Boston, MA linktr.ee/MiaWenjen
30. GameStop @GameStop (1.8M followers) ↑↑↓↓←→←→B A START | For support, DM @GameStopHelp or visit http://care.gamestop.com/contact-us Grapevine, TX gamestop.com
31. Rocket’s Social Media Calendar of Events @RocketCalendar (2 followers) Rocket’s 2021 Calender of Events is Social Media Gold! Sign up for your free monthly plan now. #nationaldaycalendar Sign up to our launch: mailchi.mp/5e1e7b112a93/2…

January 2nd: NEA Member Benefits @NEABenefits NEA Member Benefits’ official Twitter passing along tips, tools and discounts to support teachers and employees of public schools—personally and professionally.

January 4th National Spaghetti Day: Barilla US @BarillaUS Join us here in celebrating the lifestyle, culture and cuisine of Italy. We want to inspire you and hear your ideas. Benvenuti!

January 5th National Bird Day: Audubon Society @audubonsociety The original tweeters. Audubon protects birds and the places they need, today and tomorrow

January 6th: Golden Globe Awards @goldenglobes The Official Twitter Account for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) and the Golden Globe® Awards.

January 7th: Tom Hanks @tomhanksI’m that actor in some of the movies you liked and some you didn’t. Sometimes I’m in pretty good shape, other times I’m not. Hey, you gotta live, you know?

January 13th: College Football Playoff @CFBPlayoff The official Twitter account of the College Football Playoff | #CFBPlayoff

January 18th: Winnie the Pooh Day: Winnie The Pooh @PoohBearQuote The official parody account of Winnie The Pooh. Tweeting beautiful quotes and moments from the Winnie-The-Pooh books and movies. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)

January 19th: National Popcorn Day: SkinnyPop Popcorn @theskinnypop At SkinnyPop, we believe in snacking without compromise. That means using the fewest, cleanest & simplest ingredients possible for the best tasting popcorn.

January 20th:

Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes, Super Bowl MVP & Disney Parks @DisneyParks

February Jokes

1. February 1st: Tom Brady @TomBrady (2.3M followers)
2. February 2nd Punxsutawney Phil @GroundhogClub (9.4K followers) Punxsutawney, PA & Countdown to Groundhog Day @Groundhog (.2K followers)
3. February 3rd Women’s Sports Foundation @WomensSportsFdn (40.7K followers) New York, New York
4. February 3rd: Global School Play @GSPlayDayPlay (6.9K followers) #GSPD2021 Over 75 Nations
5. February 5th Wear Red Day: American Heart Association @American_Heart (300K followers) USA heart.org
6. Olympics @Olympics (6.5M followers)
7. FTD Flowers @ftdflowers (13K followers) Surprising your favorite people for 110 years. Hand crafted & delivered by local florists. Share your FTD moments: #FTDflowersDowners Grove, IL ftd.com
8. Hallmark @Hallmark (70K followers) Hallmark helps you live a caring, connected life full of meaningful moments.Kansas City, MO Hallmark.com
9. February 9th: National Pizza Day: DiGiorno @DiGiorno (160K followers) United States
10. National Pizza Day: @PapaJohns (630K followers)Official Twitter account for Papa John’s International, Inc. Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. Better Tweets. For quick customer service tweet @AskPapaJohns papajohns.com
11. Super Bowl Halftime Show: Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg Marshall Mathers @Eminem Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar Mary J. Blige @maryjblige Pepsi @pepsi Dr. Dre @drdre
12. Rock Hall @rockhall (134K followers) Rock & Roll Hall of Fame’s Official Twitter. Engage, teach and inspire through the power of rock & roll. #longliverock Cleveland, Ohio rockhall.com
13. February 13th Super Bowl: NFL @NFL, Super Bowl @SuperBowl, Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL, Pepsi @pepsi Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals
14. Teleflora @Teleflora (18K followers) The Official Twitter Page of Teleflora – our local member florists deliver fresh flowers daily across the US and Canada.Los Angeles, California, USA teleflora.com
15. February 14th Valentine’s Day: GODIVA @GODIVA (50K followers) Godiva Chocolatier, Inc., is the leading manufacturer of premium-quality chocolates sold worldwide. Shop now!New York, NY godiva.com
16. President’s Day: Mount Vernon @MountVernon (45K followers) Official Twitter feed for George Washington’s Mount Vernon, home of our first president. Use #gwmountvernon to be featured on our account! | IG: mount_vernon
17. Academy Music Business @BenjaminEnfield (1M followers) Learn music business, artist development, audio engineering & start making money. We’ve helped independent music creators make OVER $57million. Join Today. NYC, L.A, London theacademymusicbusiness.com
18. February 8th: Super Bowl MVP Tom Brady @TomBrady (1.5M followers) Family and Football tb12sports.com
19. #AusOpen @AustralianOpen (1.7M followers) Official account of the #AusOpen 8-21 February 2021Melbourne bit.ly/AO2021Tickets
20. DAVE MAC @davemac905 (215K followers) Media Outlet Artist Marketing Ambassador SPOTIFY & YOUTUBE DM or text For Rates IG @ DAVEYMAC905 for emergency (289) 975-0568 Los Angeles, CA open.spotify.com/track/1GqpRIUc…
21. Australian Open Women’s Champion: NaomiOsaka大坂なおみ @naomiosaka (900K followers) chaotic neutral naomiosaka.com
22. Australian Open Men’s Champion:
23. Bridgestone Tires @Bridgestone (103K followers) The official Twitter of Bridgestone Tires: where passion and performance coincide. #BridgestoneTires USA bridgestonetire.com
24. February 22nd: MIKE ERUZIONE @MERUZIONE (17.2K followers) Captain of the Gold Medal 1980 ‘Miracle On Ice’ Hockey team. Boston, MA
25. Tiger Woods @TigerWoods (6.5M followers) Official Twitter account of Tiger Woods. Father, Golfer, Entrepreneur. Tweets from TGR Ventures are signed – TGR Jupiter Island, FL TigerWoods.com
26. Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet (2M followers) The official Twitter page of Animal Planet. Watch #PuppyBowl Sunday Feb 7 at 2P on @discoveryplus. New York, NY discoverypl.us/2Lm0vGc
27. National Park Service @NatlParkService (585K followers) America’s Best Idea. #FindYourPark RT/follow/likes≠endorsement
28. NASA @NASA (4.5M followers) Exploring the universe and our home planet. Pale Blue Dot nasa.gov
29. Hoover Library @HooverPresLib (10K followers) Operated by the National Archives and Records Administration, the Hoover Presidential Library and Museum documents the presidency of Herbert Hoover.West Branch, IA hoover.archives.gov
30. USAA @USAA (123K followers) Overcoming challenges is what defines the military community. Find out how USAA is supporting our members & the community at http://usaa.com/coronavirus.usaa.com
31. Golden Globe Awards @goldenglobes (1.3M followers)The Official Twitter Account for the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) and the Golden Globe® Awards. Catch the 78th #GoldenGlobes 2/28 on @nbc!Hollywood, Californiagoldenglobes.com

March Jokes / Top 10 March Jokes

1. March 1st National Pancake Day: IHOP @IHOP (351K followers)
2. March 2nd: Springfield Museums @SpfldMuseums (6K followers) Springfield, MA
3. NEA @NEAToday (246K followers) Washington DC
4. March 4th National Grammar Day: Grammarly @Grammarly (213K followers) San Francisco
5. Guinness Six Nations @SixNationsRugby (512.2K followers)
6. March 6th National Oreo Cookie Day: OREO Cookie @Oreo (988K followers)
7. Right Whale Research @RightWhaleScoop (5K followers) Boston, MA USA
8. March 8th Women’s Day @womensday (133K followers) Global | Local | Everywhere
9. RITZ Crackers @Ritzcrackers (43K followers) East Hanover, NJ
10. MLB @MLB (9.5M followers)
11. MDA USA @MDAorg (20.7K followers) Nationwide
12. CVS Pharmacy @cvspharmacy (340.8K followers) Rhode Island
13. Broadway Cares @BCEFA (65.1 K followers) New York, NY
14. March 14th Pi Day: Exploratorium @exploratorium (99.8K followers) Pier 15 San Francisco, CA
15. Drew Brees @drewbrees (3.1M followers) New Orleans
16. St. Patrick’s Day Aer Lingus @AerLingus (277.7K followers) Ireland
17. King Arthur Baking Company @kingarthurflour (50.6K followers) Norwich, Vermont
18. Rainbows Hospice @RainbowsHospice (8.3K followers) Loughborough
19. Outback Steakhouse @Outback (319.1K followers)
20. March 20th: Eric Carle Museum @carlemuseum
21. NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB (1.6M followers)
22. NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessWBB (621K followers) Indianapolis, IN
23. ESPN @espn (40M followers)
24. Jay Bilas @JayBilas (1.9M followers)
25. Dick Vitale @DickieV (942K followers) Bristol, Connecticut 
26. Boston Pride @TheBostonPride (21.9K followers) Boston, MA
27. Crayola Education @CrayolaEdu (8.2K followers) Easton, PA
28. March 27th: March Madness Men’s Final Four: @DukeMBB (2) @UNC_Basketball (8) @NovaMBB (2) @KUHoops (1)
29. March 28th: March Madness Women’s Final Four:
30. March 30th National Pencil Day: Pencils of Promise @PencilsOfPromis (203K followers) NYC
31. March 31st National Crayon Day: Crayola @Crayola (68.6K followers) Easton, PA

April Jokes / Top 10 April Jokes

1. April 1st: Women’s NCAA Final Four / Regional Champions: Stanford Women’s Basketball @StanfordWBB, UConn Women’s Basketball @UConnWBB, GamecockWBB @GamecockWBB, Louisville WBB @UofLWBB
2. April 2nd: World Autism Awareness Day: autism speaks @autismspeaks (300K followers) New York City 
3. April 3rd: Recording Academy / GRAMMYs @RecordingAcad (3.5M followers) Santa Monica grammy.com
4. April 4th: Division I Women’s Basketball Champions GamecockWBB @GamecockWBB 
5. April 5th Division I Men’s Basketball Champions University of Kansas @KUHoops (975.2K followers) OneShiningMoment @OneShiningMomen (1.2K followers) Michigan
6. April 6th National Walking Day: Day Hiking Trails @dayhikingtrails (29.2K followers)
7. Tulips in Holland @tulips_holland (46K followers) Amsterdam – The Netherlands
8. MLB @MLB (8.8M followers) Who does not love Opening Day of Baseball? (Opening Day Baseball Jokes)
9. NCAA Ice Hockey @NCAAIceHockey (133K followers) Indianapolis, IN
10. The Masters @TheMasters Augusta, GA
11. April 11th National Pet Day: Petco @Petco (180K followers)
12. April 12th National Grilled Cheese Day: NORTHERN SOUL GRILLED CHEESE 🧀 @NorthernSoulMcr (11.2 K followers) M4 1LA
13. Frozen Four Champions: Denver Hockey @DU_Hockey (30K followers) Denver, Colo.
14. Martin Richard Foundation @TeamMR8 (2.8K followers) Boston
15. April 15th Jackie Robinson Foundation @JRFoundation (11K followers) New York City
16. April 17th Easter: Pope Francis @Pontifex (19M followers) Vatican City
17. April 18th Boston Marathon: B.A.A. @BAA Boston, MA (22.1K followers)
18. Masters Champion
19. NCTE @ncte (99.2K followers) Champaign, Illinois
20. April 19th Patriots Day Minuteman National Park: Boston NHP @bostonNHP (10.3K followers) Boston, MA
21. Poets.org @POETSorg (382.1K followers) New York, NY
22. Treehugger.com @Treehugger (355.1K followers)
23. April 22nd Earth Day: EARTHDAY.ORG @EarthDay (155K followers) Washington, DC
24. April 23rd World Book Day: World Book Day UK @WorldBookDayUK (109K followers)
25. The Academy @TheAcademy (3.6M followers)
26. April 25th World Penguin Day: IAATO @iaato_org (4K followers) Wakefield, RI
27. April 26th: National Pretzel Day Pretzel Crisps @PretzelCrisps (44.4K followers)
28. April 28th: NFL Draft @NFLDraft (310K followers)
29. April 29th Arbor Day Foundation @arborday (37K followers)
30. NFL Auction @nflauction (13K followers)
31. #1 NFL Draft Pick: Travon Walker @44Ytw (12K followers)

May Jokes / Top 10 May Jokes

1. May 1st: Chuy’s @ChuysRestaurant (11.7K followers)Across Texas and the Southeast
2. May the 4th Be With You: StarWarsinClass @StarWarsinClass (7.7K followers) Greenville, SC
3. May 4th: Star Wars @starwars (5.7M Followers)
4. May 5th: Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Tostitos @Tostitos (47K Followers)
5. May 6th: Nurses Association @ANANursingWorld (129.4K followers)
6. May 7th: Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby (160K followers) Louisville, KY Churchill Downs @ChurchillDowns (92.2K followers) Louisville, KY 
7. Sheila G’s Brownie Brittle @BrownieBrittle (24.7K followers)
8. May 8th Mother’s Day: Scarlet | Family Focus Blog @familyfocusblog (88.2K followers) Nashville, TN Guest Blog: The Benefits of Raising Chickens for Your Family
9. Tami @CO_MtnMom (19.3K followers) Colorado Guest Blog: Should a Child Miss School for a Disney Trip?
10. Robin Rue @massholemommy (26.2K followers) Boston, MA
11. Tortoise Rescue @tortoiserescue (4.4K followers) Malibu
12. Friday May 13th Apple Pie Day: Apple Pie Trail @ApplePieTrail
13. Friday May 13th Top Friday the 13th Twitter Accounts: Jason L. Voorhees @JasonLVoorhees (63.7K followers) Crystal Lake, USA
14. TRF @TRFdotORG (19.1K followers)
15. May 15th Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: Chips Ahoy! @ChipsAhoy (52K followers)
16. MTV @MTV (16.7M followers)
17. Nestle Toll House @NestleTollHouse (17K followers)
18. Apimondia @apimondia (7.4M followers)
19. May 20th World Bee Day: Beessential @BeessentialBDCR (7K followers) Cleveland
20. May 16th – May 22rd: Bike to Work Week: League of American Bicyclists @BikeLeague Washington, D.C.
21. Massachusetts Safe Routes to School @SafeRoutes_MA (2K followers) Guest Blog: Benefits of Walking and Biking To School
22. May 23rd World Turtle Day: World Turtle Day® @WorldTurtleDay (3.8K followers)
23. PGA Championship @PGAChampionship (182K followers) Tulsa, OK PGA Champion: Justin Thomas @JustinThomas34 (553K followers) Jupiter, FL
24. Sofa Cushion Challenge @SofaCushionChal (.6K followers) Guest Blog The Sofa Cushion Challenge: A Fun Way to Make a Difference
25. U.S. Army @USArmy (1.7M followers)
26. U.S. Navy @USNavy (1.5M followers)
27. U.S. Air Force @usairforce (1.3M followers)
28. U.S. Marines @USMC (1.4M followers)
29. U.S. Coast Guard @USCG (562K followers)
30. National Memorial Day Concert @MemorialDayPBS (4.6K followers)
31. NCAA Lacrosse @NCAALAX (108.4K followers) Indianapolis, IN

June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes

1. The Stanley Cup @StanleyCup (126K followers) If you want me, you’ll have to work for it. NHL.com
2. 2021 National Champions BC Women’s Lacrosse @BCwlax (12.7K followers) Chestnut Hill, Mass.
3. June 3rd National Egg Day: Good Eggs @GoodEggs (11.8K followers) San Francisco Bay Area
4. June 3rd: National Donut Day: Dunkin’ @DunkinDonuts (1.2M followers) Canton, Mass @FederalDonuts (24K followers) Philadelphia, PA Krispy Kreme @krispykreme (366K followers)
5. June 5th: American Hiking Society @AmericanHiking (60.7K followers) Silver Spring, MD
6. June 4th National Cheese Day: Grilled Cheese Truck @grlldcheesetruk (74.3K followers) Los Angeles, CA
7. Ocean Conservancy @OurOcean (363.3K followers)
8. June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes: World Ocean Day @WorldOceansDay (30.8K followers) (Top Twitter Accounts for Oceans)
9. US Open Tennis @usopen (2.1M followers) Flushing Meadows, New York
10. Roland-Garros @rolandgarros (2.1M followers)
11. GLSEN @GLSEN (105.6K followers)
12. The Startup Times @TheStartupTimes (128.9K followers)
13. Yorkshire Tea @YorkshireTea (193.2K followers)
14. June 14th Flag Day: Betsy Ross House @BetsyRossHouse (1.5K followers)
15. June 15th: National Lobster Day: Get Maine Lobster @getmainelobster (3.2K followers)
16. June 16th Bloomsday Festival @bloomsdayfest 11th – 16th June – Bloomsday celebrates James Joyce’s iconic Ulysses through performances, meals, readings, dressing-up and more!Dublin, Irelandbloomsdayfestival.ie
17. June 14th National History Day @NationalHistory (16.4K followers)
18. June 21st: World Music Day: Make Music Day UK @MakeMusicDayUK (2.5K followers) United Kingdom makemusicday.co.uk
19. Armin Brott @mrdad (49.4K followers) California · mrdad.com
20. June 20th Father’s Day: @dadofdivas (58.9K followers) One Dad’s Quest to Regain Control of His Kingdom.Writer of #dadsinthelimelighthttp://dadspotlight.com  #podcast &nice #guy / #dadhttp://dadofdivas.com Michigan dadofdivas.com (Top Dads on Twitter)
21. June 21st Amazon Prime Day: Amazon @amazon (3.7M followers)
22. Lori Lite @StressFreeKids (70K followers)
23. NCAA Baseball @NCAACWS (324K followers)
24. PSI @PetSittersIntl (3.7K followers)
25. June 25th Take Your Dog To Work Day @takeyourdog (3.7K followers)
26. Saturday June 26th: Great American Backyard Campout: National Wildlife Federation @NWF (600K followers)
27. June 27th National Sunglasses Day VSP National Sunglasses Day Vision Care @VSPVisionCare (29.4K followers)
28. Cape League @OfficialCCBL (25K followers)
29. Whale & Dolphin Conservation (WDC) @whales_org (3.2K followers)
30. The Association of Zoos and Aquariums (AZA) @zoos_aquariums (27K followers) Silver Spring, MD

Coming soon

1. Illinois: @ieanea (4.3K followers) Illinois Education Association, education news, advocacy, fair funding. Illinois. ieanea.org
2. Illinois: @iftaft (5.1K followers) The IFT represents 103,000 teachers and PSRPs throughout Illinois, faculty and staff at community colleges and universities, public employees and retirees. Illinois · ift-aft.org
3. Indiana: @ISTAmembers (3.7K followers) This is the official Twitter account for the Indiana State Teachers Association. Indiana https://ista-in.org/
4. Iowa: @IowaSEA (5.4K followers) Iowa State Education Association 34,000 educators strong! Iowa · isea.org
5. Kansas: @kanaaeorg (1.6K followers) KANAAE is the non-union professional teacher association serving Kansas educators – liability insurance, legal support, scholarships, resources, more – $15/mo. Kansas · kanaae.org
6. Kentucky: http://www.kea.org/
7. Louisiana: @LAEducators (1.7K followers) LAE is the largest education association in Louisiana, representing more than 20-thousand teachers and support staff across the state. Headquarters: Baton Rouge, LA · lae.org
8. Maine: @MaineEA (.6K followers) An NEA-affiliated unified, democratic professional organization advocating for its 25,000 members while inspiring them to be leaders in the educational process. Maine http://maine.nea.org/
9. Maryland: @MSEAeducators (4.7K followers) MSEA is the 71,000-member Maryland affiliate of the National Education Association. Maryland · marylandeducators.org
   
   Massachusetts: @massteacher (10.2K followers) The Massachusetts Teachers Association Boston, Mass. · http://massteacher.org
   Michigan: @MEAOnline (5.5K followers) Michigan Education Association, professional organization representing more than 150,000 public education employees, affiliated with NEA. Michigan. http://www.mea.org
   Minnesota:@EducationMN (18.2K followers) The union of 70,000 educators. Our members work in pre-K-12 schools and higher education institutions statewide. Saint Paul, Minnesota ·http://www.educationminnesota.org
   Mississippi: @MAE1878 Founded in 1878, the Mississippi Association of Educators enhances quality public education through membership, leadership and communication. Jackson, MS · maetoday.nea.org
   
   Missouri: @MSTA MSTA Advocates for and empowers public educators so they can teach. Missouri · msta.org
   
   Montana: http://www.mea-mft.org/
   Nebraska: @nsea_org (.8K followers) NSEA is a member-directed union representing 28,000 public school teachers & education support professionals across Nebraska. Lincoln, NE http://www.nsea.org/
   Nevada: @NSEAOnline (1.6K followers) A society made stronger through world class public education. Las Vegas, Nevada http://nsea-nv.org/
   New Jersey: @NJEA (11.8K followers) NJEA represents 200,000 teachers, education support professionals, higher education, retired and student members. Follows/RT are not necessarily endorsements. Trenton, NJ. http://www.njea.org
   New Hampshire: @NEANHNews (.3K followers) A society made stronger through world class public education. Concord, NH http://www.neanh.org/
   New Mexico: http://www.aft.org/weareone/newmex.cfm
   New York: @nysut (12.3K followers) A Union of Professionals. Latham, New York · nysut.org
   North Carolina: @ncae (5.4K followers) Professional Organization for North Carolina Educators. Raleigh, NC · ncae.org
10. North Dakota: @NDUnited (.6K followers) North Dakota United is 10,000 public workers and educators, united in support of great public education and great public services for every N.D. citizen. North Dakota ndunited.org
11. Ohio: @OhioEA (7.2K followers) Representing more than 121,000 teachers, faculty members and support professionals. Retweets/Follows are not endorsements. Columbus, OH · ohea.org
12. Oklahoma: @okea (6.6K followers) We are the voice of Oklahoma education professionals. Oklahoma. http://okea.org/
13. USATF@usatf
14. Oregon: @oregoneducation (2.3K followers) Educator union since 1858. Oregonoregoned.orghttp://www.oregoned.org/
15. Pennsylvania: @PSEA (6.4K followers) The Pennsylvania State Education Association, representing 182,000 current, retired, and future educators, nurses, and education support professionals. Pennsylvania psea.org
16. Rhode Island: @NEARhodeIsland (.5K followers) http://www.neari.org/
17. South Carolina: @TheSCEA (.7K followers) The South Carolina Education Association. Columbia, SC thescea.org
18. South Dakota: @SDEAEducators (1.2K followers)

July Jokes for Kids & Top 10 July Jokes

• USA Summer Olympic Accounts

1. Canada Day: Canadiens Montréal @CanadiensMTL (1.5M followers)
2. U.S. Postal Service @USPS (417K followers) Washington, DC
3. Museum of the American Revolution @AmRevMuseum (16.4K followers) Philadelphia, PA
4. NBA Western Conference Champions: Phoenix Suns @Suns (1.3M followers)
5. Boston Symphony @BostonSymphony (64.7K followers) Boston, MA
6. Boston Pops @TheBostonPops (8.4K followers) Boston, MA
7. JetBlue @JetBlue (1.8M followers) A great airline for America!
8. #TokyoOlympics @NBCOlympics (1M followers)
9. vineyard vines @vineyardvines (191K followers) The Good Life
10. Shark Week: Shark Week @SharkWeek (286.4K followers) United States
11. Discovery @Discovery (9M followers) United States
12. Anthony Fauci Fan Club @FauciFan “official” Fan Club of NIAID’s Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, MD (Not associated with @nih or Dr. Fauci. This Twitter is purely for entertainment & stanning purposes.) Bethesda, MD
13. National Hot Dog Day Jokes: Wienerschnitzel @wienerschnitzel Tweets from the World’s Largest Hot Dog Chain. Instagram: @wienerschnitzel Facebook: @wienerschnitzel YouTube: @wienerschnitzel
14. MLB @MLBOfficial Twitter account of Major League Baseball. MLB.com
15. Seattle Kraken @NHLSeattle_ now that we have a name, we’re strategizing all the ways to draft your favorite player. Seattle, WA seattlekrakenhockey.com
16. Popsicle® @Popsicle (138.4K followers) In Freezers Across the USA
17. The Chronicle of Philanthropy @Philanthropy (215K followers) Washington, D.C.
18. July 18th: National Ice Cream Day: Carvel Ice Cream @CarvelIceCream Atlanta, GA
19. @NBA #WholeNewGame
20. July 20th: Jeff Bezos @JeffBezos
21. NBA Champions: Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks
22. July 21st: National Hot Dog Day: Wienerschnitzel @wienerschnitzel (18.6K followers)
23. July 23rd Opening Ceremony: Olympics @Olympics (6M followers)
24. Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden (6M followers)
25. #Tokyo2020 @Tokyo2020 (303.4K followers) Tokyo, Japan
26. Olympics Twitter Accounts: USA Swimming @USASwimming (288.7K followers)
27. USA Gymnastics: @USAGym (267.8K followers)
28. USA Soccer: @ussoccer (101.2K followers)
29. USA Volleyball: @usavolleyball (263.3K followers)
30. U.S. Soccer WNT @USWNT (2.4M followers)
31. July 31st: J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling (Top Harry Potter Twitter Accounts)

August Jokes / Top 10 August Jokes

• USA Summer Olympic Accounts

1. August 1st: US Track and Field: @usatf (331K followers) Indianapolis, Indiana
2. USA Karate: @usankf (22.8K followers) Colorado Springs, CO
3. August 3rd: Watermelon Day Jokes: Watermelon Board @WatermelonBoard Orlando, FL (9.5K followers)
4. August 4th Top 10 Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Jokes: Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster (551K followers) Sesame Street
5. August 4th Barack Obama @BarackObama (130MK followers) Washington, DC obama.org
6. USA Beach Volleyball: @USAVBeach (56.4K followers) SoCal
7. National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic (915K followers) Miami, FL (Top 10 Hurricane Jokes)
8. Good Humor @GoodHumor (18.3K followers)
9. MTV @MTV (16.9M followers) NYC
10. Jason Momoa @JASONMOMOA_TH (28.3K followers)
11. The Elephant Sanctuary @ElephantsTN (34K followers) Hohenwald, Tenn., USA
12. August 12th: World Elephant Day @wrldelephantday (9K followers) Everywhere
13. Friday The 13th Game @Friday13thGame (238.6K followers) Crystal Lake
14. The Democrats @TheDemocrats (2.1M followers) Washington, D.C . IWillVote.com
15. August 16th Madonna @Madonna (2.7M followers)
16. August 17th Michelle Obama @MichelleObama (17.M followers) Washington, DC obama.org
17. OluKai @OluKai (5.7K followers) California and Hawaii
18. Joe Biden @JoeBiden Wilmington, DE
19. National Hurricane Center @NHC_Atlantic Miami, FL (930.6K followers)
20. CNN @CNN (55M followers)
21. The Weather Channel @weatherchannel Atlanta, GA (3.8M followers)
22. Mass Eye and Ear @MassEyeAndEar (13.1K followers) Boston, Massachusetts
23. The Rolling Stones @RollingStones (3.4M followers)
24. Bigelow Tea @bigelowtea (29.1K followers) Fairfield, Connecticut
25. NEA @NEAToday (243K followers) Washington DC
26. The Elovaters @TheElovaters (243K followers) Boston, MA
27. Jim Cantore @JimCantore (1.2M followers)
28. Screen Actors Guild-American Federation of Television and Radio Artists (SAG-AFTRA) @sagaftra (149.1K followers) United States
29. American Nurses Association (ANA) @ANANursingWorld (121K followers)
30. August 31st International Overdose Awareness Day @OverdoseDay (5.2K followers)