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- What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?… Lucky. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey.
- What kind of key can’t open doors?… A turkey.
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Police Jokes)
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
- What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokes)
- What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Computer Jokes)
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Boxing Jokes)
- What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Grandparents Jokes)
- Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Music Jokes)
- How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Tamara… Tamara who?… Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers! (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
- A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?” “No, ma’am. They’re dead.” (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners!
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language.
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
- Why did the cranberries turn red?… Because they saw the turkey dressing!
- What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey Jokes) (Top Grandparents Quotes)
- In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Halloween Jokes)
- What do you call it when it rains turkeys?… Foul weather! (Turkey Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Mom, can I have a canary for Thanksgiving?… NO! You’ll have turkey like everyone else. (Turkey Jokes & Bird Jokes)
- What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes & Black Friday Jokes)
- What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play.
- If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does turkey come from?… A poul-tree! (Arbor Day Jokes) (Turkey Jokes & Tree Jokes)
- What’s the most musical part of a turkey?… The drumstick! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
- If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Ice Cream Jokes & Pizza Jokes)
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Dessert Jokes)
- What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?… “Quack! Quack!” (Turkey Jokes)
- What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?… “If your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!”
- What do you call a running turkey?… Fast food! (Fast Food Jokes)
- Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey?… He sensed fowl play.
- Where do you find a turkey with no legs?… Exactly where you left it!
- What never eats at Christmas dinner?… The turkey – it’s stuffed. (Christmas Jokes)
- What does an English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning?… To be or not to be roasted, that is the question. (Grammar Jokes)
- What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?… God save the kin. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
- Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey at Thanksgiving?… Because they couldn’t fit the moose in the oven! (Pilgrim Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
- What are the feathers on a turkey’s wings called?… Turkey feathers.
- What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?… Liberty, Equality and Bad aim for all. (Thanksgiving Jokes / American Revolution Jokes / Hunting Jokes)