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- 180 School Jokes
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- Teacher Jokes
- Principal Jokes
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- (Train Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best train jokes.
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes)
- What do you call a train that eats toffee?… A chew, chew train. (Gum Jokes)
- What do you call a train that carries gum… A chew-chew train.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about trains?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good train knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good train knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a train engine with an apple pie?… Puff pastry! (Apple Pie Jokes)
- A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a closer at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train. (Hunting Jokes)
- If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Labor Day Jokes)
- What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?… A trainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?… a turtle disaster. (Turtle Jokes)
- What is the difference between a principal and a train?… The principal says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.”
- Two croissants walking across Union Street. one gets hit by a train. The other one says, Oh Crumbs!