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2022

September 2022 = 34,517 page views / 1,000 + views per day / up from 16% from 2021

1. Top 10 October Jokes: Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
2. 101 Lord of the Rings Jokes: Why did Frodo Baggins put his phone on silent?… He was tired of the ring!
3. Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
4. Halloween Jokes for Teachers: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
5. Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
6. October Jokes of Kids: October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie Joe Armstrong up? Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
7. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
8. Principal Jokes: Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principals daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away)
9. Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
10. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
11. Halloween Jokes for Teachers: What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?… Lots of blood tests! (Vampire Jokes)
12. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes) 
13. Top 50 State Jokes: South Dakota Jokes: If something goes wrong with the 4th of July celebration at Mt. Rushmore… It will be a monumental disaster. (4th of July Jokes)
14. Top 10 College Football Jokes: Who should be the official spokesperson for Amazon Prime Day?… Dieon Sanders AKA “Prime Time!” (Prime Day Jokes)
15. Coffee Jokes: There is a time and a place for decaf coffee… Never, and in the trash.
16. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana. (Archery Jokes)
17. Cupcake Jokes: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
18. Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
19. Mole Day Jokes: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)

September 2021 = 24,927 page views / views per day / up from 59% from 2020

Previous October Pages

2021

1. Top 10 October Jokes: Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
2. Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
3. October Jokes of Kids: October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie Joe Armstrong up? Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
4. Cupcake Jokes: What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
5. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
6. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
7. Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
8. Principal Jokes: Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principals daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away)
9. Top 10 Jokes for Each Month: How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
10. Mole Day Jokes: Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Fall Jokes)
11. Gymnastics Jokes: What does a gymnast put on their popcorn?… Sommer-salt. (Popcorn Jokes)
12. 101 Christopher Columbus Jokes: Did you hear about the weekly poker game with Vasco da Gama, Christopher Columbus, Leif Erikson, and Francisco Pizarro?… They can never seem to beat the Straights of Magellan. (World Geography Jokes)
13. Volleyball Jokes: What does a volleyball player do at prom?… Spike the punch. (Prom Jokes)
14. Walking Jokes: I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Cupcake Jokes & Pie Jokes)

October 2021 = 1,604 current page views / 646 views per day / Up % from 2020

2020

1. Top 10 October Jokes: Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
2. Fall Jokes for Kids: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
3. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
4. Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
5. Hot Dog Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
6. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
7. Top 25 Fall Jokes: What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
8. October Jokes of Kids: October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie Joe Armstrong up? Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
9. Candy Jokes: Knock, Knock!… Who’s there?… Phillip!… Phillip who?… Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
10. Hockey Jokes for Kids: What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes)
11. Principal Jokes: Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principals daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away)
12. Mole Day Jokes: Why was there only one Avogadro?… When they made him, they broke the Moled.

October 2019 = 21,078 current page views / 680 views per day

1. Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
2. Middle School Jokes: Teacher: Where did your mom go to middle school? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself.(Mother’s Day Jokes & Alaska Jokes)
3. American Revolution Jokes: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
4. Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes)
5. Mole Day Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
6. Donut Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
7. Popcorn Jokes: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny.
8. Hot Dog Jokes: Did you see the movie about the hot dog?… It was an Oscar Wiener.
9. National Taco Day Jokes: Customer: “Waiter, this taco tastes funny!” Waiter: “Then why aren’t you laughing?” (Taco Jokes)
10. Shark Jokes: Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks.
11. Lobster Jokes: Why did the lobster blush?… It saw the ocean’s bottom. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
13. Principal Jokes: Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?… For tocking too much!

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• 180 School Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram. (Grandparent Jokes)
• Top 10 Fall Jokes: Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Fall Jokes for Kids)

Constitution Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions!

Labor Day Jokes: Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Bacon Jokes)

180 School Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram. (Grandparent Jokes)