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- What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood?… Winnie the Boo. (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say to Jerry Maguire?… “Show me the Honey!” (Bee Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- Where does Kanga take Roo for breakfast?… IHOP! (Breakfast Jokes)
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh and Jabba the Hutt have in common?… The same middle name. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What does Pooh wear to bed?… POOH-jamas. (Napping Jokes)
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh say when he cries?… Pooh-hoo.
- What did Winnie-the-Pooh say when he was offered dessert?… “No thanks, I’m stuffed.” (Dessert Jokes)
- What does Pooh walk on?… His bear feet. (Walking Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a Pooh with a honey jar?… A very sticky situation!
- What ship are Tigger, Pooh, Piglet, Owl, Rabbit, Gopher, and Christopher Robin sailing on?… Friendship!
- If Baby Groot was sent to Winnie the Pooh’s universe, what would his new name be?… Twiglet! (Super Hero Jokes)
- What is Roo’s favorite candy?… Lolli-hops! (Candy Jokes)
- What do you get if you steal Winnie-the-Pooh’s honey?… A nice clear table. (Police Jokes)
- What do you call Winnie the Pooh on Halloween?… Winnie the Boo! (Halloween Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-the Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call Tigger’s reflection?… A copycat!
- What does Winnie say when he sneezes?… Ahh-ahh-POOH!!!
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Pooh… Pooh who?… Well you don’t have to cry about it! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- What do you call Tigger when he digs in the sand?… Sandy Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh take to a sleepover?… Just the “bear” necessities! (Napping Jokes)
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round. (Geometry Jokes)
- Why did Winnie the Pooh call the police?… Because he saw Christopher Robin! (Police Jokes)
- Why is Pooh so sweet?… He eats lots of honey!
- What does Pooh do when he is on skates and he wants to stop? … He crashes! (Hockey Jokes)
- What is the job of Winnie the Pooh’s father?… POOHlice! He is a Poohliceman. (Police Jokes for Kids)
- What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?… Honey! (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What do you call Roo when he’s feeling lazy?… A pouch potato! (Potato Jokes)
- Why can’t Pooh rob a bank?… He would only steal the honey and not the money. (Police Jokes for Kids & Honey Jokes)
- What does a corn stalk and Rabbit have in common?… They both have big ears. (Corn Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?… Winnie the P.U! (Skunk Jokes)
- Why did Eeyore cross the road?… He wanted to find his tail.
- How many bears does it take to empty a honey pot?… Only one, if it’s a Pooh Bear! (Honey Jokes)
- What kind of honey does Winnie the Pooh like the most?… The kind that is closest to him! (Honey Jokes)
- What dessert does Pooh always eat when he is empty?… Fluff! Pooh Bears are supposed to be stuffed with fluff!
- What did Pooh say when he stepped on a skunk cabbage?… Stink, stink, stink. (Skunk Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross Winnie-the-Pooh and a honey pot?… A chubby tummy. (Honey Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a honey pot with Winnie-the-Pooh?… An empty honey pot! (Honey Jokes)
- Whats the first thing Pooh says when he gets home?… Hi Honey, I’m home! (Honey Jokes)
- Why was Pooh’s head wet?… Because he had a brain storm. (Rain Jokes)
- Why is Winnie-the-Pooh yellow?… Because he eats a lot of honey! (Honey Jokes)
- Who has blond hair, wears green, and robs from the rich to give to the poor?… Christopher Robin Hood! (Robin Hood Jokes)
- What does Winnie the Pooh use to eat honey?… His bear hands! (Honey Jokes)
- How many Pooh Bears does it take to screw in a light bulb?… One. Pooh inserts the light bulb, then waits for the rest of the story to revolve around him.
- What will Winnie say when he is a Magician?… Poohffff! (Magic Jokes)
- Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie-thup… Winnie-thup who?… You’ve got it! Winnie-the-Pooh! (Knock Knock Jokes)
- Why do the bees choose to sting Pooh?… Because he is stuffed with hunny. (Bee Jokes)
- Where does Winnie-The-Pooh like to swim the most?… In his honey pot! (Swimming Jokes)
- Why is Pooh’s wife jealous?… Pooh comes home with a new honey everyday!
- What do you get when you cross Winnie and a honey tree?… Bee stings on his bottom! (Tree Jokes)