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- American Revolutionary War Jokes
- Top 50 Boston Marathon Jokes
- Cape Cod Jokes
- Boston Jokes
- Top 50 State Jokes
- (Massachusetts Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Massachusetts jokes.
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Thanksgiving Day Jokes for Kids)
- What famous Southern Rock anthem is the same as the Boston Celtics offense during the 1980s… Free Bird. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
- The Patriots didn’t go to the Super Bowl last year… I was deflated. (Super Bowl Jokes)
- Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
- Warning: Police are on the lookout for an overweight man who did not pay his entrance fee to the Boston Marathon… He is believed to be still on the run. (Police Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Bunker Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Massachusetts Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?… A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. (Pirate Jokes)
- Teacher: “More than 200 years ago, our forefathers defeated the British in the Revolutionary War.” Student: “Wow! They must have been pretty strong, four men defeating a whole army!” (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Which US state has allergies?… Mass “Achoo” achusetts.
- What’s the capital of Massachusetts?… M.
- What do you call Salem witches who go on a summer camp field trip to the beach?… Sandwitches! (Summer Camp Jokes & Field Trip Jokes)
- What do Bobby Orr and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?…The Americans licked the British. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What U.S. state teaches math class all year long?… Mathachusetts. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What is the worst US city to run a marathon?… Boston. It is the height of pollen season and it is in Mass “Achoo” setts. (Boston Marathon Jokes)
- What is in the middle of Springfield?… The letter ‘G’! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What’s a Massachusetts pirate’s second favorite mode of transportation?… A cAARRRRGGH! (Pirate Jokes & Car Jokes)
- Why did the Massachusetts teacher jump into the Atlantic Ocean?… She wanted to test the water! (Teacher Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- Where do Boston fish keep their money?… In the banks of the Charles River. (Top 12 Rivers in Massachusetts)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Thanksgiving Day Jokes for Kids)
- How do people in Boston vote?… Early and often! (Election Jokes)
- What do New England Aquarium penguins wear on their heads?… Ice caps.
- If the Boston Celtics were chasing the Boston Red Sox team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05)
- Did you hear the joke about Blue Hills?… You won’t get over it. (Massachusetts Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
- What is Peppermint Patty’s favorite Massachusetts town?… “Charles” town. (Charlie Brown Jokes)
- What does a fish from Massachusetts say when he sees his friend?… “Chowdy!” (Fishing Jokes)
- What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for?…Liberty! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What projection is used to map the distribution Phillips Candy House chocolate?… The Bonne-Bonne (bon bon) projection. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War?…Chicken Catch-a-Tory! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- What rock do Massachusetts geologists play with the most?… Plymouth Rock. (Geology Jokes)
- What is the tallest building in the Massachusetts?… The Boston Public Library of course, it has the most stories!
- What goes hundreds of miles and never moves?… The Massachusetts Turnpike!
- What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?…Tea-shirts. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- How did American colonists’ dogs protest against England?… The Boston Flea Party. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Dog Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about Mount Greylock?… You won’t get over it. (Massachusetts Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
- What do Larry Bird and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- If the Boston Red Sox were chasing the Boston Celtics team, what time would it be?… Nine after five. (5:09)
- What did the Massachusetts flag say to the American flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
- What has a mouth but can’t eat?… The Neponset river! (Top 12 Rivers in Massachusetts)
- What runs but never goes out of breath?… The Merrimack River! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: Where were you born? Student: Boston. Teacher: Which part? Student: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in Boston! (Teacher Jokes)
- Why don’t you see New England Aquarium penguins in Great Britain?… Because they are afraid of Wales! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Massachusetts?… Just for the halibut.
- Nantucket Tourist: “Lived in this town all your life?” Resident: “No, not yet.” Tourist: “Nice little town — so old and quaint. Must be a lot of odd characters around here, though, right?” Resident: “Oh yes, quite a few. You see ’em around. But they’re mostly gone after Labor Day.” (Labor Day Jokes & Travel Blogs)
- What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?…The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
- Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?…Because the horse was too heavy to carry! (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear the joke about Breed’s Hill?… You won’t get over it. (Massachusetts Mountains & Hiking Jokes)
- Massachusetts winters are so cold… I saw a politician having hands in his own pocket.