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Top 10: Top 50 Joke Pages
- Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- Friday the 13th: Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- Top 50 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Top 50 State Jokes: Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Alabama Jokes for Kids) (2/6) (101 Alabama Jokes)
- Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- Top 50 Worm Jokes: What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Napping Jokes)
- Top 50 Earthquake Jokes: For the first person who witnessed an earthquake, it must have been a groundbreaking experience.
- Top 50 Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
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- Alabama Jokes / Top 50 Alabama Jokes: Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Alabama Jokes for Kids)
- Archaeology Jokes Top 50 Archaeology Jokes: All archaeology research is groundbreaking.
- Army Jokes / Top 50 Army Jokes: What do army guys read on Memorial Day?… Magazine. (Memorial Day Jokes)
- Badminton Jokes Top 50 Badminton Jokes: I never became a professional badminton player?… I was too high strung. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Baseball Jokes Top 50 Baseball Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Beard Jokes Top 50 Beard Jokes: “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- Book Jokes Top 50 Book Jokes: I just wrote a book on reverse psychology… Do not read it. (Psychology Jokes)
- Camping Jokes: Top 50 Camping Jokes I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day… but I couldn’t find any. (Tent Jokes)
- Candy Jokes Top 50 Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
- Canoe Jokes: Top 50 Canoe Jokes What is the best way to steer a canoe at summer camp?… Either oar. (Summer Camp Jokes)
- Cat Jokes: Top 50 Cat Jokes: What do black cats like to have for breakfast on Friday the 13th?… Mice crispies. (Cereal Jokes & Cat Jokes)
- Cheerleading Jokes Top 50 Cheerleading Jokes: What is a cheerleader’s favorite food?… Cheerios! (Cereal Jokes)
- Cheese Jokes / Top 50 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- Cinco De Mayo / Top 50 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
- Coffee Jokes Top 50 Coffee Jokes: So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks… and shouts, “gimme a tea!” (Tea Jokes & Cheerleading Jokes)
- Cupcake Jokes: Top 50 Cupcake Jokes: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
- October 9th Columbus Day Jokes: Top 50 Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Biology Jokes)
- Top 50 Coronation Jokes: King Charles is the new ruler of England… He hopes he can measure up.
- Covid Jokes Top 50 Covid Jokes: I know a great joke about Corona Virus… you probably won’t get it though.
- Cow Jokes Top 50 Cow Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (10 Full Moon Jokes & Candy Jokes)
- Cupcake Jokes: Top 50 Cupcake Jokes: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
- December Jokes: Top 50 December Jokes: What month gets the worst grades?… “D” cember!
- Divorce Jokes: Top 50 Divorce Jokes: What is the number one cause of divorce in America?… Marriage. (Marriage Jokes)
- Doctor Jokes Top 50 Doctor Jokes: Why did the cloud go to the doctor?… It was feeling a little under the weather! (Rain Jokes & Doctor Jokes)
- Dog Jokes Top 50 Dog Jokes: The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract COVID-19. Dogs previously held in quarantine can now be released. To be clear… WHO let the dogs out.
- Donut Jokes / Top 50 Donut Jokes: “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde (Book Jokes)
- Earthquake Jokes / Top 50 Earthquake Jokes: For the first person who witnessed an earthquake, it must have been a groundbreaking experience.
- Egg Jokes / Top 50 Egg Jokes: I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
- Elephant Jokes: Top 50 Elephant Jokes: What’s big, grey and falls from trees in Autumn?… Eleafant. (Tree Jokes)
- Farming Jokes: Top 50 Farmer Jokes: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries! (Fall Jokes)
- Fireworks Jokes: Top 50 Fireworks Jokes: July 4th PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (4th of July Jokes for Kids & Biology Jokes for Kids)
- Flag Jokes: Top 50 Flag Jokes: Did you hear about the kid who bungie jumped from the school’s flag pole?… She was suspended. (Principal Jokes)
- Friday the 13th Jokes / Top 50 Friday the 13th Jokes: There’s a new serial killer in town who works at the bakery… They call him Bready Kruger! (Bread Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- Full Moon Jokes / Top 50 Full Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- Geography Jokes / Top 50 Geography Jokes: How did the geography student drown?… His grades were below C-level. (Teacher Jokes)
- Geology Jokes Top 50 Geology Jokes
- Grandparent Jokes Top 50 Grandparent Jokes What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- Grinch Jokes: Top 50 Grinch Jokes: Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
- Hawaii Jokes: Top 50 Hawaii Jokes: What’s a short, quiet Hawaiian laugh?… Aloha.
- Harry Potter Jokes / Top 50 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- Heat Wave Jokes Top 50 Heat Wave Jokes: #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube. (365 Music Jokes)
- Hiking Jokes: Top 50 Hiking Jokes
- Indiana Jokes / Top 50 Indiana Jokes
- June Jokes / Top 50 June Jokes: June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st… But they May be wrong. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
- July Jokes: Top 50 July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Kentucky Jokes / Top 50 Kentucky Jokes: I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes / Graduation Jokes / Chicken Jokes)
- Kentucky Derby Jokes / Top 50 Kentucky Derby Jokes:
- Kindergarten Jokes Top 50 Kindergarten Jokes: Teacher: Name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago. Student: Me!
- Labor Day Jokes Top 50 Labor Day Jokes: Two workers decided to get married right after Labor Day… The wedding guests said their union was beautiful. (Wedding Jokes)
- Last Day of School Jokes: Top 50 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Chemistry Jokes for Teachers)
- Lobster Jokes: Top 50 Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
- Maryland Jokes / Top 50 Maryland Jokes: What’s the happiest state in the union?… Merry-land! (1/4)
- May Jokes / Top 50 May Jokes
- May Day Jokes / Top 50 May Day Jokes
- May the 4th be With You: Top 50 May the 4th Be With You Jokes:
- Navy Jokes / Top 50 Navy Jokes: A captain notices a light in the distance, on a collision course with his ship. He turns on his signal lamp and sends, “Change your course, 10 degrees west.” The light signals back, “Change yours, 10 degrees east.” The captain gets a little annoyed. He signals, “I’m a US Navy captain. You must change your course, sir.” The light signals back, “I’m a Seaman First Class. You must change your course, sir.” Now the captain is mad. He signals, “I’m an aircraft carrier. I’m not changing my course.” The light signals back a final message: “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
- Nurse Jokes: Top 50 Nurse Jokes:
- Ocean Jokes Top 50 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
- Octopus Jokes Top 50 Octopus Jokes: What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes)
- Pasta Jokes: Top 50 Pasta Jokes: Spaghetti with meatballs isn’t real Italian cuisine. It’s made in America, posing as Italian cuisine. Spaghetti with Meatballs is an IMPASTA! (Meatball Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
- Peanut Jokes Top 50 Peanut Jokes Where do peanut drivers go to fill their tanks?… The Shell station! (Peanut Butter Jokes)
- Pickle Jokes Top 50 Pickle Jokes: What kind of music do pickles listen to?… Vlassic Rock. (Music Jokes)
- Popsicle Jokes Top 50 Popsicle Jokes:
- Top 50 Prime Day Jokes‘: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
- Principal Jokes: Top 50 Principal Jokes: Boy: Our principal is so stupid! Girl: Do you know who I am? Boy: No. Girl: I’m the principal’s daughter. Boy: Do you know who I am? Girl: No. Boy: Good. (walks away) (Walking Jokes)
- Sandwich Jokes: Top 50 Sandwich Jokes: What is a Great White shark’s favorite kind of sandwich?… Peanut butter and jellyfish! (Shark Jokes)
- Shark Jokes: Top 50 Shark Jokes: If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
- Smile Jokes Top 50 Smile Jokes: What is the longest word in the English Dictionary?… Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last. (Grammar Jokes & Track Jokes)
- Softball Jokes: Top 50 Softball Jokes
- Top 50 Spring Jokes: What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
- Star Trek Jokes Top 50 Star Trek Jokes: What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
- Summer Camp Jokes for Kids Top 50 Summer Camp Jokes: Do you know the name of the summer camp director in France?… Phillipe Phloppe. (Flip Flop Jokes)
- Summer Jokes / Top 50 Summer Jokes: Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in schools! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
- Sunglasses Jokes: Top 50 Sunglasses Jokes: Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Sun Jokes & (Middle School Jokes)
- Super Bowl Jokes / Top 50 Super Bowl Jokes: Super Bowl XLV: Tom Brady is a very polarizing sports figure. On one hand, he has FIVE super bowl rings…. But on the other hand, he has two.
- Swimming Jokes:Top 50 Swimming Jokes:
- Taco Jokes: Top 50 Taco Jokes What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
- Teacher Jokes: Top 50 Teacher Jokes:
- Vermont Jokes Top 50 Vermont Jokes: A tourist wants to take a shortcut across a field, but is worried by the bull he sees grazing in the middle of it. So he asks the nearby farmer, “Say, is that bull safe?” The Vermonter says, “Sure, he’s safe”. So the tourist jumps the fence and starts across the pasture. The Vermonter continues, “Can’t say the same ’bout you, though.”
- Winnie the Pooh Jokes / Top 50 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
- World Geography Jokes: Top 50 World Geography Jokes: How do students in the Middle East bid farewell to each other on the last day of school?… They Dubai. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- Worm Jokes / Top 50 Worm Jokes: What is the best advice to give to a worm?… Sleep late! (Napping Jokes)
- Wyoming Jokes / Top 50 Wyoming Jokes: What state asks the most questions?… “Why” oming!