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- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
- My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes … … but I told them I couldn’t quit “cold turkey.”
- With Coronavirus a big concern in 2020, what was the #1 side dish for Thanksgiving?… Masked potatoes. (Covid Jokes & Doctor Jokes)