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Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers: What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the BEST School jokes in the World. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Teacher: What is the most common phrase used in school? Student: I don’t know! Teacher: Correct! (Grammar Jokes)
- Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. ‘Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school’ ‘But why, Mom? I don’t want to go.’ ‘Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go.’ ‘Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!’ ‘Oh, that’s no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready.’ ‘Give me two reasons why I should go to school.’ ‘Well, for one, you’re 52 years old. And for another, you’re the teacher!’ (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- What if math teachers are pirates… and they just want us to find X so they can get the buried treasure? (Pirate Jokes)
- Teacher: What are two pronouns? Student: Who? Me? (Grammar Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Train Jokes)
- Child: I think we need a new teacher. Mom: Why’s that? Child: Our teacher doesn’t know anything! She keeps asking us for the answers…
- How do you comfort a grammar teacher?… Say… “They’re, there, their.” (Grammar Jokes)
- Why was the geometry book so adorable?… Because it had acute angles.
- What do you call a teacher who forgot to take attendance?… Absent-minded.