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Top Joke Pages:
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best pumpkin jokes.
- Orange you pumped for Halloween?
- The World’s Largest Pumpkin fell on a local woman today… Reports say she was squashed.
- I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
- Where do jack o’ lanterns live?… In the seedy part of town!
- We got our seasonal bulk in at work today and got pumpkin spice motor oil… It’s for Autumnmobiles. (Fall Jokes)
- How does a pumpkin listen to Halloween music?… On vine-yl. (365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call an athletic pumpkin?… A jock o’ lantern
- What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
- I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Candle Jokes)