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Top Joke Pages:
- Top 10 May Pages / May Hashtag of the Day / May Guest Blogs
- Top 50 Pirate Jokes
- More Pirate Jokes… & Top 10 Pirate Jokes
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- Knock knock?… Who is there?… Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best pirate jokes!
- Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they can spend years at C. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- What do you call a pirate with both eyes and all his limbs?… A rookie.
- Have you heard any good pirate jokes?… Well, neither have ayyyye!
- 3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Pi Day Jokes)
- Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Bacon Jokes & Egg Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Ocean Jokes)
- What are the 10 letters of the pirate alphabet?… I, I, R, and the seven C’s! (Grammar Jokes)
- A pirate and a sailor were exchanging stories. The sailor pointed to the pirate’s peg leg and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, I wrestled a shark and lost me leg.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s hook and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said: “Aye, I fought Red Beard’s crew and lost me hand.” The sailor pointed to the pirate’s eye patch and asked, “How did you get that?” The pirate said, “Aye, a bird came by and left droppings in me eye.” The sailor said, “That’s not as impressive as the other two. …” “Aye,” the pirate answered. “It was me first day with the hook.” (Shark Jokes)
- Pirates are not very good students… They are just above C-level. (Pirate Jokes)