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- What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Harry Potter Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a farm laborer with an octopus?… The best darn apple picker you’ve ever seen.
- Octopus: [holding a gun in each hand] Cat: You’re one short pal. (Cat Jokes)
- What’s an octopus’ favorite party?… Oktoperfest. (Octopus Jokes & October Jokes)
- What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?… Itenticle. (Twin Jokes)
- Why does an octopus perform poorly on a basketball court?… It’s always getting tentacle fouls. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- What do humans and octopuses have in common?… Two sets of forearms. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
- What is an octopus’s favorite game?… Squidditch. (Harry Potter Jokes)
- How do young fish get to school?… By octobus. (180 School Jokes)
- What did the octopus say to his girlfriend at the Beatles concert?… I wanna hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand… (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)