Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes

Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about New Year’s Eve.
Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions.
New Year?… I just got used to this last one!
What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve?… Social Security. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st.
What was the official snack food of New Year’s Eve?… Dick Clark Bar.
I love when they drop the ball in Times Square …… It’s a nice reminder of what I did all year.
My New Year’s resolution is to stop procrastinating… But I’ll wait until tomorrow to start.
Whoever is in charge of rolling out the welcome mat for 2025, please, Please, PLEASE do a good job… the last few year’s the person failed. (Covid Jokes)