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- Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
- June 3rd National Egg Day: Top 10 Egg Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
- June 4th National Donut Day: Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
- June 4th National Cheese Day: Top 10 Cheese Jokes: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
- June 5th National Trails Day: Top 10 Hiking Jokes: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
- June 8th World Oceans Day: Top 10 Ocean Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
- Friday the 13th Jokes: Dear Jedi, Today is Friday the 13th, there’s never been a better time to join the Dark Side. (Star Wars Jokes)
- June 14th: Flag Day: Top 10 Flag Day Jokes: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
- June 15th: National Lobster Day Top 10 Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
- June 17th: Bunker Hill Day Top 10 Bunker Hill Day Jokes: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
- June 20th Top 10 Father’s Day Jokes: What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids & Popsicle Jokes for Kids) (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- June 21st: Top 10 Summer Solstice Jokes: Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Shark Jokes for Kids)
- June 27th National Sunglasses Day Top 10 Sunglasses Jokes: Son: “Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?” Dad: “No son, have you seen my dad glasses?” (Dad Jokes)
- Why did the little lobster start wearing fancy clothes to the posh pier school?… She did it out of pier pressure.
- Top 10 High School Graduation Jokes:I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
- I just asked my teacher what his favorite part about being a teacher is…He responded with June, July, and August
- June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st. But they May be wrong.
- JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.
- April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?… June bugs.
- What do you call someone who doesn’t believe it is June yet?… A May-Sayer.
- Top 10 Donut Jokes: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut? A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes for Kids & Pilot Jokes for Kids)
- Bee Jokes for Kids: What’s more amazing than a talking dog?… A Spelling Bee. (Dog Jokes for Kids & 26 Kindergarten Lessons ABC) #SpellingBee
- Saturday June 24th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
- June 27th National Sunglasses Day Top 10 Sunglasses Jokes
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… “June know any good Spring knock knock jokes?” (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?… Don’t July to me!
- What did May tell June when they were fighting?… Don’t July to me.
- June 6th: National Trails Day Jokes: (1st June Saturday) Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! #NationalTrailsDay (Hiking Jokes for Kids)
- June 7th: National Donut Day (1st June Friday) Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes & Donut Jokes for Kids) #NationalDonutDay
- June 8th: World Oceans Day Jokes for Kids: What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?… Nothing, it just waved! #WorldsOceansDay #WorldOceanDay (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
- June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
- June 18th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. #FathersDay #HappyFathersDay
- June 17th: Bunker Hill Day American Revolutionary War Jokes: What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?… The Americans licked the British.
- June 17th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
- June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes) #SummerSolstice
- Fat Albert Insult “You’re like school in June. No class.”