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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best hockey jokes.
- Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. – Pierre Trudeau [former Prime Minister of Canada] (Canada Jokes)
- In Canada, the local paper covers national and international headlines on two pages, but requires five pages for ice hockey.
- What would the greatest hockey player in history be called if he would have chosen not to play hockey?…Wayne Regretzky.
- Where does a majority of a hockey player’s salary come from?… The tooth fairy. (Dentist Jokes)
- I went to a hockey store and asked an employee if they had any cheap skates… They sent me to the manager’s office. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Hockey players are known for their summer teeth… Summer here, summer there. (Dentist Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- Why do hockey rinks have rounded corners?… If they were 90 degrees the ice would melt! (Math Jokes for Kids)
- What does the best NHL hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Cupcake Jokes)
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)