Top 10 High School Graduation Jokes

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  1. I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
  2. I was surprised when a friend said he’ll work at KFC right after high school graduation.. Out of curiosity, I asked him why. All he said was, “It’s on my bucket list.” (Fast Food Jokes)
  3. Why did the M&M want to graduate high school?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (Candy Jokes for Kids)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys high school graduation day! (Summer Jokes)
  5. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you take the diploma, shake the principal’s hand. (Principal Jokes)
  6. Graduations are so immature… You can hardly get to the end without name calling.
  7. After Graduating from High School, A son moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  8. It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural” she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why did the high school students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  10. What do you get when you complete a high school science class?… A graduated cylinder. (Chemistry Jokes for Kids)
  11. I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Gum Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
  12. I didn’t graduate with honors. I was honored just to graduate. – Melanie White
  13. High school graduation was the first time that the school actually gave me something I wanted to read. – Melanie White (Book Jokes)