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- After Graduating from High School, A son moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
- It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural” she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Father’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- I went to an ocean themed (retirement / graduation / birthday / prom) party… It was a whale of a time. (Whale Jokes)
- A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.
- After twelve years of carrying books to school, you’re well prepared for a career in backpacking. (Hiking Jokes & Camping Jokes)
- I ordered a graduation cake for my son.The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew?
- It’s tough out there, but if you take your education and apply yourselves, you will eventually succeed in finding…..an unpaid internship! (Career Blogs)
- Graduation: where you trade the agony of writing term papers for the agony of writing resumes. (Grammar Jokes)
- Did you hear about the statistics major who ended up homeless when they couldn’t find a job after graduation?… It was a real bad after-math. (Math Jokes for Kids)
- One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is. (Hat Jokes)