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- What is a ghost’s favorite month?… Feb – BOO – uary. (February Jokes)
- Why are ghosts terrible liars?… You can see right through them! (Funny Halloween Jokes)
- What did the ghost teacher say to his class?… “Look at the board and I’ll go through it again!” (Ghost Jokes & Top 10 Teacher Jokes)
- What ghost haunted King George III?… The spirit of ‘76! (American Revolutionary War Jokes)
- What pants do ghosts wear to the Friday the 13th dance?…BOO jeans. (Halloween Jokes & Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Sandwich Jokes)
- How does a ghost eat a hotdog?… By goblin it. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares. (Horse Racing Jokes)
- What is a ghost’s favorite song?… Neil Diamond’s Forever in Boo Jeans.
- What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas Song?… I’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Christmas Jokes& Music Jokes)