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- Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with… “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes)
- July 21, 1969: What is Neil Armstrong’s favorite Police song?… Walking on the Moon. (365 Music Jokes)
- My friend told me that they made a telescope so strong that it could see water on the moon!… I told him that was just Lunacy. He then told me they spotted a flea on the moon… I told him he was a Lunatic. (Astronomy Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
- Why is the moon always hungry?… It is almost never full!
- Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
- When somebody says that the moon landing was faked… Always reply “pfffft, you believe in the moon.”
- What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
- Why doesn’t the moon shave?… Because it waxes! (Barber Jokes)
- Hunter’s Moon Jokes: How do people celebrate a Hunter’s Moon?… with shots.
- Hunter’s Moon Jokes: What is Joe Biden’s favorite full moon?… The Hunter Moon.