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- “George Washington is the only president who didn’t blame the previous administration for his troubles.” Author Unknown
- “Being president is like running a cemetery: You’ve got a lot of people under you, and nobody’s listening.” Bill Clinton (Cemetery Jokes)
- 2024 Bumper Sticker: Roe Roe Roe your vote!
- How many presidential aides does it take to change a light bulb?… None. They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.
- What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
- What might an older candidate need if elected?… Presidentures! (Dentist Jokes & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
- “I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of a national emergency – even if I’m in a Cabinet meeting.” Ronald Reagan
- What is the official footwear of the upcoming presidential election?… The flip flop.
- Why do Americans choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 for Miss America? (Presidents Jokes)
- It’s important to look closely at lawn signs during election campaigns… Last time I voted for a real estate agent.