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Google Search “Top 10 Egg Jokes”
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best egg jokes.
- Would you like to hear an egg yolk… I have a dozen of them.
- What is an egg’s favorite Michael Jackson song?… Beat It. (365 Music Jokes)
- Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?… So he could grade his eggs. (Egg Jokes / Farming Jokes / Jokes for Teachers)
- Don’t put all my eggs in one basket?… Nice try, basket industry.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe make me bacon and eggs for breakfast? (Egg Jokes & Canoe Jokes)
- What crime is an egg most afraid of?… Poaching. (Elephant Jokes)
- How do ghosts like eggs prepared before school?…Terror-fried. (Egg Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
- This morning I tried to flip my eggs like I do with my pancakes… Yolks on me.
- What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)