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- What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes)
- How do you get a mouse to smile?… Say cheese! (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho Cheese! (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?… All that was left was de brie.
- Which genre of music appeals to most cheeses?… R’n’Brie
- Do you want to hear a pizza joke?… Never mind it’s too cheesey. (Pizza Jokes for Kids)
- When should you go on a cheese diet?… If you need to cheddar a few pounds.
- Which is the most religious cheese?… Swiss, because it is holy.
- When should you keep an eye on your cheese?… When it’s up to no Gouda.
- Did you hear about the cheese failed to medal at the olympics?… It fell at the final curdle.
- What did the cheese say after escaping the mouse?… I’m Brieeee
- Why did the dairy farmer go on a diet?… She wanted to cheddar a few pounds!
- Which search engine is popular amongst mice?… Ask Cheese.
- What kind of cheese do rodents like?… Mousearella.
- What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (Basketball Jokes for Kids)
- Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded?… De-brie went everywhere!
- Why do you always bring a bag of chips to a party?… In queso emergency. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get when you cross a smurf and a cow?… Blue cheese!
- What is Tom Hanks’ favorite soft cheese?… Philadelphia. (Top 10 Jokes for Each State)
- Why doesn’t cheddar like to party with crackers?… Someone always cuts the cheese.
- When shouldn’t you believe a word your cheese is saying?… When it’s too Gouda to be true.
- What do cheese makers dance to on halloween?… The muenster mash!
- What did the Cheese salesman say?… That cheese may be Gouda, but this one is Feta!
- What group of cheese has been known to fly?… Curds of prey!
- What does a lady in a mall do with a cheesey credit card?… Go on a shopping brie.
- What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?… Moatzeralla
- What cheese should you use to hide a horse?… Mascarpone.
- What do you call cheese that is acting crazy?… A basket queso. (Acting Jokes)
- What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort
- What cheese do beavers like?… eDam
- Which is the Richest Cheese in the world?… Paris Stilton.
- Why does cheese look normal?… Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.
- Why did the wheel act so bossy?… Cause he was the “Big Cheese.”
- What is a lions favorite cheese?… Roar-quefort.
- What did Gorgonzola say to Cheddar?… Lookin’ Sharp.
- When do they smother a burrito in cheese?… In best queso scenario.
- What is a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?… Swish cheese!
- What do you call a grilled cheese sandwich that’s all up in your face?… Too close for comfort food.