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Christmas Trivia & Answers & Christmas Jokes
- Amazing BLACK FRIDAY deal: Buy NOTHING and save up to 100% in EVERY STORE!
- Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too… 50% off. (180 School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
- Black Friday: Because only in America people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
- It’s Black Friday and the mall is packed with shoppers. John has lost sight of his wife and can’t find her. He goes up to a very attractive woman and says, “Excuse me, can you help me? I cannot see my wife, and I know that she is here in the shopping mall somewhere. Can you just talk to me for a couple of minutes?” The attractive woman replies “Why?” John says, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife shows up out of thin air.”
- What happens when Black Friday falls on Friday the 13th?… Prices get slashed! (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- I’m going to spend a thousand dollars for a computer on Black Friday. It’s going to be grand. (Computer Jokes)
- So Black Friday at the Geology Museum was great! There were so many great shales! It really rocked.
- When is the best time for a pirate to buy a new ship?… On Black Friday, when it’s on sail. (Pirate Jokes)
- Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. (Reindeer Jokes)
- All this spending on Black Friday… Better make sure ya’ll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too!