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More Back to School Jokes… & Top 10 Back to School Jokes
- Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- What did the paper say to the pencil?… Write on! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
- What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?… Looking sharp! (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?… Times Square! (New York Jokes & Math Jokes)
- Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Back to School Jokes & Top 50 State Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more summer vacation – it’s time for school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- Who is everyone’s best friend on the first day of school?… Their princi-PAL. (Principal Jokes)
- What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes & Train Jokes)