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- If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- I think my favorite Thanksgiving food is pie… but some people say that’s irrational. (Thanksgiving Jokes & Math Jokes for Teachers)
- Which English pop singer is most popular during Thanksgiving holiday?… Pumpkin Spice. (Pumpkin Jokes)
- What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Pilgrim Jokes & Archery Jokes)
- What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
- Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
- If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
- Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
- Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
- Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Halloween Jokes)
- How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
- How does Darth Vader enjoy his Thanksgiving turkey?… On the dark side! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
- Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Turkey Jokes & Police Jokes)
- What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
- What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
- When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Top Geography Jokes)
- What sound does a turkey’s phone make?… Wing! Wing! (Turkey Jokes)
- Why did the Pilgrims want to sail to America in the spring? … Because April showers bring Mayflowers! (Spring Jokes)
- Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?… It had 24 carrots. (Farming Jokes)
- What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- What was the turkey suspected of?… Fowl play. (Turkey Jokes)
- What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?… The turKEY (Turkey Jokes)
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?…The outside! (Turkey Jokes)
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Turkey Jokes & Easter Jokes)
- Why did the turkey cross the road?… It was Thanksgiving Day, and he wanted people to think he was a chicken! (Turkey Jokes)
- What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?… If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy! (Turkey JokesGrandparents Jokes/ Cemetery Jokes)
- Why can’t you take a turkey to church?… Because they use such FOWL language. (Turkey Jokes)
- Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?…Yes – a building can’t jump at all. (Top State Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
- Why did they let the turkey join the band?… Because he had the drumsticks. (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow escape! (Pilgrim Jokes & Archery Jokes)
- What do you call the age of a pilgrim?… Pilgrimage. (Pilgrim Jokes)
- What are unhappy cranberries called?… Blueberries!
- What happened when the turkey got into a fight?… He got the stuffing knocked out of him! (Turkey Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
- Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.” (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?… Squash (Squash Jokes & Fall Jokes)
- What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Turkey Jokes & Computer Jokes)
- What sound does a space turkey make?… Hubble, Hubble, Hubble. (Turkey Jokes & Astronomy Jokes)
- Why do turkeys always go, “gobble, gobble?”… Because they never learned good table manners! (Turkey Jokes)
- What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?… Pumpkin pi. (Pi Day Jokes)
- What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A Turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
- If the pilgrims came on the Mayflower than what does the teacher come on?… The scholar ships. (Teacher Jokes)
- What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an evil spirit?… A poultrygeist! (Halloween Jokes& Turkey Jokes)
- In what country is Thanksgiving ironically not celebrated?… Turkey. (World Geography Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?… A turkey that can pluck itself! (Turkey Jokes & Music Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?… Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving. (Turkey Jokes)
- What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?… One has gobblers, the other goblins. (Halloween Jokes)
- What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach?… Puritan. (Summer Jokes & Pilgrim Jokes)
- If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one?… Goblet. (Turkey Jokes)
- What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?… Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream. (Turkey Jokes/ Ice Cream Jokes / Pizza Jokes)
- What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?… Your nose. (Biology Jokes)
- What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Fall Jokes)
- What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?… Peach gobbler! (Turkey Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
- Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving?… Grand Moff Turkeyn. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)